Paddled by Krampus

by Harley Laroux

A kinky Holiday tale of strict discipline, hard spankings, and a monstrously large cock...

Alvina is a very bad girl. Instead of learning magic from her kind Master Jareth, she naps during lessons, lies, and steals his magic potions. When she overhears Jareth speak of his miraculous pleasure potion, she can't resist stealing some for herself. In the dead of night she guzzles the brew, and is overwhelmed with uncontrollable magical orgasms.

Unlucky for her, Krampus - the monstrous punisher of the wicked - is wandering the woods on the night of her deceitful deed, and decides to punish her for her misbehavior.

Alvina is given a hard paddling by Krampus, helpless to escape as her magical arousal keeps her trapped in sensations of pleasure and pain. She's manhandled easily by the massive man-beast, dangled in the air and suspended to kick and struggle as she's spanked. Soon Alvina is begging for release, desperate to be stretched by Krampus's massive cock and filled with his seed.

Alvina receives a final, painful caning from her handsome Master Jareth, as Krampus instructs him in the ways of punishing his wayward apprentice.


This kinky erotic short story is written in 3rd Person POV and is about 12k words in length.

WARNING! This book contains scenes of kinky fantasy play and rough sex. It is intended only for adult audiences.

These are the kinks within: erotic humiliation, scolding, spanking (paddling/caning), flogging, monster-f*cking, extra-large penetration, manhandling/rough sex, blowjobs, begging, crying, restraint, size difference, creampie/semen, briefly mentioned age gap. Also a pine tree gets involved. You probably shouldn't put pine needles on your genitals. You can...if you want...but you probably shouldn't...just read about it instead.

Genres: Christmas, Novella, Holiday, Erotica, Fantasy, Romance, Smut

44 pages, Kindle Edition

First published December 14, 2019

About the author

Harley is an author of Adult Romance and Erotica. They write kink-positive, steamy love stories with queer protagonists, dangerous stakes, and haunting atmospheres.

Harley lives in Washington state with their husband and three cats. Most days they can be found at their desk drinking tea with at least one cat on their lap.

Reviews

[Peter Topside · Rating 3 out of 5]

I’m not a proud man. But when my wife dared me to read this, I couldn’t back down. The summary had us completely in stitches, and the story itself is basically an elongated sex scene between Alvina, Master Jareth, and the Krampus with some really poorly developed wizardry in there. So I was prepared for some really uncomfortable stuff in here, but it was all fairly tame, not living up to the hype from the synopsis. I don’t read erotica, so maybe more seasoned fans would have liked this more, but it wasn’t for me. Lots of repeat verbiage throughout, the dialogue was hysterical, and for 36 pages, I forced myself to finish this. And finishing this was harder than the Krampus when it senses someone who stole some orgasm potion. Yep, you read that right.

[mina reads™️]

Well this was certainly…something

[Michelle · Rating 4 out of 5]

This was fun!

Alvina is an assistant to a Wizard who has whipped up a pleasure potion which Alvina takes in secret to some very erotic consequences.

This was like Harry Potter for adults, magic for pleasure and punishment that was steaming hot.

I'm not sure ill ever look at pine needles in the same way. What fun.

Laroux is queen of short erotic stories that hit the spot each time.

At time of posting this is available on Kindle Unlimited. 

[Sara (sarawithoutanH) · Rating 1 out of 5]

what did i just read 😭

[Kursed Reads · Rating 4 out of 5]

Paddled by Krampus is a k!nky holiday quickie. Alvina, a wizard-in-training with Master Jareth, has a penchant for lying, stealing, and being generally naughty.

After stealing vials of Jareth’s latest concoction, Krampus arrives to teach her a lesson.

⚠️ Safety Squad: Filthy, dirty smex with monster cö¢k.

[Kai (CuriousCompass)]

I have very little interest in actually reading this but that blurb is the single funniest description of a story I've ever encountered in my life, so props where props are due.

[Sedef · Rating 1 out of 5]

OKAY.
İşte bu da kötü erotica örneği.

[Aliki (semi hiatus) · Rating 3 out of 5]

Don't mind me, i just want to read everything by Harley

[Gaelle Gilbert · Rating 2 out of 5]

As advertised….

She was paddled by Krampus

[Kimbot the Destroyer · Rating 3 out of 5]

It's the holiday season and that means unhinged porn Friday takes a decidedly BDSM turn. It's Krampus, get in the sack and let it happen; what were you expecting anyway?

[Randi Himes · Rating 5 out of 5]

THANK YOU! This is what quality Christmas smut looks like.

Book 8 Unhinged Smutmas 2025

[Darlene I read WAY to many books · Rating 3 out of 5]

2.5 ⭐

Alvina is what we call a bad person or girl.. she likes to be bad and doesn't listen to her magical master Jareth who took her in. She likes to steal things from him. And she has her next item to steal a potion that gives orgasms..  but she gets caught by Krumpmas who has been watching and is going to teach her a lesson.. and he does... its all punishment and making her see tbe error of her ways.. all be honest I was like God danggg

Now what has me ehh is well he leaves her with her master to discipline her now that's all.. im kinda disappointed in that I wanted Krump to keep her take her to his home and have more delicious ways with her. But nope..

Dirty sex, slight secondary chara, no virgins

Recommend- ehh maybe
Cover-⭐⭐


Older/younger couple
Monster sex?
Spanking
Consent
Humiliation
Masturbation
Drug orgasms
Punishment
HFN

[Jessica · Rating 4 out of 5]

Apparently the more absurd erotica premises are too intriguing for me to resist checking out. You know, for science.

I was just looking for some nice holiday horror a la Krampus, and found out there is apparently a whole slew of Krampus smut, and I just had to see what one of them was all about. Also I needed a quick and easy win to get closer to my yearly reading goal.

This is a short read (a novelette?) and the author is a good writer, and it is exactly what you might expect for BDSM Krampus erotica 🤷‍♀️

[Anna · Rating 3 out of 5]

Listen, idk who tf krampus is, but Jesus Christ he’s wild. 🌶😮‍💨 I will definitely need to do some more research lmao

This was definitely A SPICY AF CHRISTMAS NOVELLA… like we are talking kinky af 👀 spankings, monster weens & more

[Kelly · Rating 4 out of 5]

Idc would read again in a heartbeat, MERRY CHRISTMAS!

[Madi · Rating 4 out of 5]

gloriously fun.

[Valkyrie ✨ · Rating 4 out of 5]

Perfect naughty story before Christmas 🤣🎄

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everyone look away

[Kayleigh Turbitt · Rating 4 out of 5]

While on my journey for sizzling holiday reads, this book is a must. This is 50 pages of steamy and twisted folklore meets dark fantasy. (Very fun)

[Vendy · Rating 2 out of 5]

I didn’t match with this book…

[Phylicia · Rating 4 out of 5]

“You’re a very naughty girl, Alvina,”


4⭐️ This is essentially what the title says it is, a paddling by Krampus!
Stealing your master’s potion. That’s a paddling. Lying about it to his face. That’s a paddling. Sneaking around and lying to Krampus. That’s a paddling.

Super short, super spicy, it was really interesting rendition of the Krampus tale. I really liked the fantasy and the mythical elements. Yeah, for a short story it had a lot of depth that was actually quite cool.

[ari · Rating 3 out of 5]

they say every book teaches you something and this one definitely did. this novella taught me to misbehave and be on my worst behaviour so Krampus can come to my room and do exactly what he did to Alvina :)

[Sophie Rose · Rating 2 out of 5]

Respectfully, what the fuck did I just read 😂😂😂

[Nicole Crawford · Rating 4 out of 5]

pine needles on what?!
someone take my kindle away 🎄🤸🏼🏏🌨️


(if you know me, no you don’t)

[noosha · Rating 3 out of 5]

sure!

[Krystle · Rating 5 out of 5]

The name says it all.

A naughty witch quite literally gets paddled by Krampus.

Loved it! Perfect short spicy read!

[Jess · Rating 5 out of 5]

This was so hot 😳😳🔥🔥

[kait 🖤 · Rating 3 out of 5]

Alvina steals a special potion from her Master Jareth whilst he sleeps. She drinks it and is plagued with unending orgasms. Krampus comes (pun intended) to punish her for the theft and then lying about being a "good girl".

This was... okay. It wasn't terrible, but it wasn't great. My first Harley book I wasn't a fan of. Harley is an excellent writer, this just wasn't her best work, and that's okay! Still love my gal Harley <3

[Lindsey Rose · Rating 4 out of 5]

Just Sex and Naughty Vibes.
Love the idea of Krampus going around and teaching all of the naughty men and women of the world a lesson.
If you are looking for a short, spicy, christmas story this could be the book for you.
As far as an actual review there isn’t really much I can say. This little story is only 36 pages. I found it the story fun and interesting for the amount of pages it was! I’ve really enjoyed all of this authors work that I’ve picked up so far!

[Jessica Marsh · Rating 2 out of 5]

Wait… but what did I just read? 😂💀