Get ready for a long review of why you shouldn't waste your time on this book from your typical pessimistic reviewer.
I'm sorry but I am completely disappointed with this book. Let's start off with giving each story (yes, there are 21 stories so prepare yourselves) a brief review and a rating, then an overall review.
And, duh, spoilers.
1) You are a Prom Queen, Dance Dance Dance by Elizabeth Craft - 2 STARS
Friendly reminder: 2 stars is a high rating because trust me, some of the other stories make me cringe. This story didn't make me cringe, though. It was contained, I guess. Ayla may not have the nicest attitude, but Adam was the real reason I gave this two stars. Also, the plot wasn't so overly-written, it's just, yeah, contained.
2) All She Wants by Cecily Von Ziegesar - 0 STARS
Yes, it was THAT bad. No prom at all, just a fast paced story with a bored girl who just wants to hook up or something and two brothers who think she's hot and yeah the girl and one of the brothers kissed. She's also a fan of Molly Ringwald but that's not important.
3) In Vodka Veritas by Holly Black - 1 STAR
C R E E P Y. And a bit disgusting for having the main character and his best friend kiss every person hijacked by the Latin Club, including the principal, because apparently spiking up the punch turned prom into a Marvin Gaye music video. Though creative, it still made me uncomfortable and when I'm uncomfortable with a story, I don't give a high rating.
4) Your Big Night by Sarah Mlynowski - 1 STAR
First of all, it's written in second person. Yuck. And the narrator is a whiny girl who'd probably go to the depths of the Atlantic just to win her ex-boyfriend back. However, I liked the fact that in the end, she realized that chasing after boys is a waste of her time so the last minute before prom, she ditches the people inside their limo like a boss. This would've gotten 2 stars but again, it's written in second person. Yuck.
5) Off Like a Prom Dress by Billy Merrell - 1 STAR
It's cute but it's just a poem about a girl finding her prom dress, it's not that much.
6) "Mom called, she says you have to go to Prom" by Adrienne Maria Vrettos - 3 STARS
The character was very likable and this actually has a nice story-line. I can't say anything negative, but it didn't leave an impact.
7) Better Be Good to Me by Daniel Ehrenhaft - 2 STARS
Funny and enjoyable, surprisingly. However, I didn't really like the characters very much, and also Zack and Rebecca confessing to each other then immediately takes the tension to bed didn't really catch me, which was the whole point of the story. I liked the glossary part though, and how funny DePaul is.
8) Three Fates by Aimee Friedman - 2 STARS
So Abigael gets rejected by three men and on the day of her prom bearing guilt the three men appear beside her, escorting her to prom. Three fates, three prom dates. Three stars also but Abigael ended up with Archie instead of Elijah (whom I personally liked) so minus one star.
9) The Question (A Play in One Act) by Brent Hartinger - 2 STARS
It's a story about two guys who didn't know they were attracted to each other. It's kind of cute, actually. It deserves two stars.
10) Shutter by Will Leitch - 2 STARS
I found this story very very very cute! It's from the single-father's point of view and it's actually a nice read. I might've given this sweetheart a higher rating but I really don't get it why Shutter had to be the title of the story just because it ended with a camera click.
11) Geechee Girls Dancin', 1955 by Jacqueline Woodson - 0 STARS
HORRIBLE writing style, HORRIBLE plot that I can't understand what just happened, HORRIBLE overall. Don't read. I mean, don't read the whole book, but if you decide to, SKIP THIS. I'm not joking, this is really HORRIBLE.
12) How I Wrote to Toby by E. Lockhart - 1 STAR
Considering the fact that I have never liked Lockhart's writing style, this story deserved its one star rating. It's all backstory. All about Toby being in rehab, blah blah blah. And Paul Bader's a jerk for treating her like that after he found out her brother's in rehab.
13) A Six-pack of Bud, a Fifth of Whiskey, and Me by Melissa de la Cruz - 0.5 STAR
(I want you to imagine this review in caps-lock and me trying my best to restrain myself from tearing the pages of this story from the book.) A message to Melissa, the main character (I don't know if she's the author too, but whatever) from me: You're stupid. Patrick wasn't your date, you were his P.A., having you bring him stuff and all that. He's a jerk and he doesn't care about you so you shouldn't have wasted your time on him. He even forgot the damn corsage! He treated you like you're invisible and yet you still liked the guy! You even kissed him! No, girl, no! This isn't romantic at all! This is stupid in so many levels!
14) Primate the Prom by Libba Bray - 0.5 STAR
This is homosexuality and bestiality in one. In other words, pan-sexuality. He's dating an ape and they're in love and they go to a prom for human-primate couples. Classic. However, the fact that bestiality is somehow a mental disorder and that Bray romanticized it like this made me gave the less than one rating.
15) Apology #1 by Ned Vizzini - 0.5 STAR
JERK! JERK! JERK! THE MAIN CHARACTER IS A JERK!
16) See Me by Lisa Ann Sandell - 2 STARS
Like the first story, this one's contained and cool. There's no hype in the story but I'm surprisingly okay with it. Plus, the ending where Katie didn't feel blue anymore was satisfying.
17) Prom for Fat Girls by Rachel Cohn - 1 STAR
At first, when I saw the title, I was like "This is going to be a strong story!" but then again, I was pure "meh" while reading this. It had the potential! Cohn had in her hands what would be a great story that could open the eyes of people who discriminate others because of their weight but it was just, "meh".
18) Chicken by Jodi Lynn Anderson - 1 STAR
Ben reminded me of Haru Yoshida and Chicken reminded me of Nagoya from the anime Tonari No-Kaibutsu Kun. I didn't like the plot of the story, but I low-key liked Ben so I gave this story a star rating, at least.
19) The Backup Date by Leslie Margolis - 1 STAR
Basically, Jasmine and her brother's best friend are dating behind her brother's back and in order for them to go to prom together, she pretends to be a backup date. Eh.
20) Lost Sometimes by David Levithan - 1 STAR
Ooh, ooh! I have a better title for this story! "How many times me and my boyfriend had sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" They're kissing machines who can't keep their juniors inside their pants. That's it.
21) The Great American Morp by John Green - 3 STARS
I see why they put the read-worthy story in the end, it's because the first stories were all ***** and in order for us to reach John Green's story, we have to put up with the others firts. I never knew there would come a day where John Green's story would save the day. The Morp was a great idea and it was fun to read. I, myself, want to go to one. The characters were superstars. I would've gone insane (just kidding lol) if the last story would turn out bad but thankfully, it didn't.
AND TADA!
Overall review: Prom tragedies are tragedies. Not fun to read.
So if ever I go to a prom, I'm making myself plain and ordinary. I'd rather go without a date than have a trouble magnet beside me.