Email From: The Librarian

by Dale Carpenter

Dale Carpenter has worked in academic, corporate, private, public, and special libraries and had sex in several of them.
While in the defense industry, he was invited to join a select email group run by the IT Department. So almost daily for over 5 years he sent emails on current events, events from on that day in history, jokes and comments on individuals and their actions.
"24-MAR-1988 12:10:33
From: DALE
Subj: re: making book
dang you, Dean. why did you have to bring up that idea? now when i publish my email messages and make a heap of money, Pat will want some so he can waste it on single-malt scotch and playing football pools. Not to mention going on the talk-show circuit and making it with floozy actresses backstage and with giggly stewardesses in airplane bathrooms. And you will want a small cut so you can make your liquor store owner richer. And make your Mazda pickup into a BIG-FOOT truck, right?
p.s. but NO WAY are you guys going to be in the movie. not even in a crowd scene....

142 pages, Kindle Edition

Published September 8, 2019

About the author

Dale Carpenter, J.D. (b. 1966) is is an American legal commentator, regular contributor to The Volokh Conspiracy, and Earl R. Larson Professor of Civil Rights and Civil Liberties Law at the University of Minnesota Law School, specializing in constitutional law. He was Editor-in-Chief of the University of Chicago Law Review while working on his doctoral degree, after receiving his B.A. in history from Yale. Since 2004, he has served as an editor of Constitutional Commentary.