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468 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 1988
I'll never forget the way he looked at me then. If a dog were to look at you that way you'd know you had no choice but to have it put to sleep.When this James Robert Baker novel was first published in 1988, it was referred to by Kirkus as "[a] 'Heaven's Gate' of a novel: far too much of what might have been a very good thing." That's the most accurate comment I've read about the book.
"You can't quit now," Shark responded in his enormous office on the fourteenth floor of the Mastodon Building. He'd had the space remodeled to resemble Raymond Massey's office in 'The Fountainhead', a severe retro-Expressionist decor he sardonically termed "forties crypto-fascist."You'd have to have seen 'The Fountainhead' to know why that visual is hilarious.
Here was this guy who was supposed to be the ultimate boy wonder bursting with energy and a jillion film ideas, and he said he felt like "the macho equivalent of Anne Bancroft in 'The Pumpkin Eater'" after she'd had a hysterectomy or something. Like completely blank and depressed.Only a film junkie recalling watching the now-somewhat-obscure and divisive Jack Clayton art-house flick would flash on the pungent quality of Bancroft's face.
"I mentioned that to Shark," Woody said. "It didn't happen like that at all. He only told it that way 'cause at the time he thought that you were straight. He said what actually came down with Tom and him was very beautiful. It was his only gay experience, and it was like something in a Walt Whitman poem."As a satire of post-studio-run Hollywood, 'Boy Wonder' - until it turns full-tilt-boogie in favor of gross-out - is perhaps unmatched. Told in oral history fashion, with a seemingly unending parade of reminiscences by colorful (often artfully detailed) characters who worked with the titular 'genius', this baggy baggage of a book is so often refreshingly looney that it's a genuine letdown when a decided darkness descends on the proceedings.