This is what happens when you grow up on a diet of possibility. It's the universal lesson drawn from the artistry of Bill Watterson, Tex Avery, Weird Al Yankovic, and Dr. Demento: when as an artist you say yes to the idea of "what if," the boundaries constraining your imagination vanish. This is an aimed arrow, for sure, but I'd argue that most of us have sung an improper lyric and caught ourselves a chuckle; this is exponentially for you. May the chuckles surge up your own personal parabolas.
What if there was a guy who enjoyed thinking about all those weird little what-ifs that go through our heads? What if that somebody turned them into engaging, imaginative fiction?
That weirdo is Nik V. Markevicius. He’s the author of a great many tales featuring strange and funny distortions of genre and expectation, most notably the Enchanted Forest State Forest saga.
A fan of the Oxford comma, Nik lives in Aurora, Illinois with his family, NSFW puppets, and his imaginary enemy. He also leads the Fox Valley Writers crew, loves hockey in the extreme, and blames ninjas whenever something goes sideways.