WHAT A BREATH OF FRESH AIR THIS BOOK WAS!
“I wanted him like peanut butter wants jelly. Smashed together until there was no pulling us apart.”
“Leah made me feel way out of control … a sexy-as-sin juxtaposition that made me incapable of rational thought around her.”
LOVE IS NEVER A CHOICE, BUT AN IMPERATIVE. What a way to experience a first-time author. This book was K-R-A-Z-Y entertaining about “fake dating a rich guy” and falling in love. It may take a week to wipe the smile off my face from a feel-good, tantalizing, love-affirming, funny as hell, well-matched pair of lovers who free-fall into each other with infectious banter, a raucous sense of humor, and so much heart that denial doesn’t stand a chance. I’ve read exceptionally good rom-coms before, but this one falls in a class all its own, and I’m a sure-bet sucker for an alpha with a hidden center -- underneath that stoic facade -- of insecurity, vulnerability, and a yen for romance in their soul that gum things up. Not to mention a free-spirited, tenacious, heroine with chutzpah-to-burn that goes after what she wants, obstacles be damned. I LAUGHED TIL I CRIED AND IT HURT! Authors of this genre? The characters/banter/humor of these MCs is how it’s done. Drop the mic.
Struggling actress-turned-bohemian waitress Leah (26) is still plugging away at her career. She’s in search of her big break … not love. And this is it for her – there is no Plan B if she fails. It’s the daily grind of a gig here and there, two other roomies in a tiny walk-up, and singing her heart out to customers in a kitschy, Fifties diner where the uniform is straight out of the movie GREASE -- curvy body thrown in free of charge. All-work-and-no- play billionaire businessman Grant Caldwell III (30) isn’t looking for love. His photo is next to “serious” in the dictionary. He doesn’t date, let alone do the girlfriend experience; and the very thought of marriage makes him shudder. But, Grant’s willpower is trash. He comes to Leah’s diner once a week for breakfast that he shovels into his mouth like it’s sawdust, and basically ignores effervescent Leah’s friendly overtures – even though his obsession with her is the reason he’s there in the first place. His FULL-BLOWN obsession. Just when he intends to go cold turkey on that, he needs a fake date and who better than Leah. What can go wrong besides her becoming the game changer who opens his eyes. Blurred lines between fake and real always get sticky.
“I don’t want to be a regret. A rich man’s weekend wife.” -- the kind a billionaire ignores all week and trots out for parties on Saturdays.
Two people who only think they know what they want, while trying to deny the unmistakable attraction and chemistry between them. Who knew that her greatest fear is failure. And his greatest fear is dying alone without someone to love him. Fate brings this poor girl and rich boy together in the most unusual and satisfying courtship romp. I LOVED uncovering all their sweet, funny, prickly, hidden, and emotional layers, and what a rocky road it was. Personal drama, work drama, family drama … but NO OW/OM drama! Poor Grant can’t help how he is. As the only child to the most ill-matched parents in history, his crazy and eccentric family puts the "dis" in dysfunctional. The grandparents are priceless though. Grandfather: “You’re getting married, huh? Congratulations. Welcome to the shit show.” Leah: “Your grandmother is smoking a Virginia Slim inside and calling relatives sluts. I think that gives us a free pass to behave however we want.” Their rollercoaster romance was a real feat, and I loved most of the journey.
For all its charms, the book isn’t perfect, even though what worked about the story was exceptional. I took issue with inconsistencies about Leah’s physical description. She’s average height and on the small side (then, more conflicting size references), but wears a large shoe. She’s a curvy bombshell, but with small boobs. Those contradictions don’t track. My mental image of her was like a circus figure: is she a small, thin, tall, curvy, bigfoot? And there were some personality inconsistencies, and grammar/proofreading issues. All those things take me out of the story. The last 8% ran out of gas a bit, and rushed the conflict resolutions and conclusion. But, I’ll overlook it since the rest of the story was so enjoyable, and I can't wait to read more by this author. This book helped bring me out of a book slump from bad books, disappointing books, underwritten books. It was the antidote to my book malaise.
“Sometimes you just need to stay silent and let the moment ride.”