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A town where the local wizard steals from the supermarket, an extremely angry man picks blackberries and the vicar organises drunken stag parties.
Throw in a fierce rivalry with the neighbouring town, a twelve foot tall aeroplane pilot and a mischievous badger in a suit and it’s very clear that police chief Geoff Smith has a lot to deal with. It’s also very clear that he won’t deal with any of it very well.
A powerful tale of murder, kidnapping, revenge, midgets and lettuce. Everything, in fact, except for a plot.
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First published November 21, 2006