This was probably one of the best anthologies I've read? It definitely helps that it's set in a world I am so intimately acquainted with, but besides a few stories (and I'll get to those. grrr), all of them ranged from solid to excellent. It also made me even more hyped for Veilguard, which I thought was impossible.
Okay let's get into the stories:
"Three Trees to Midnight" by Patrick Weekes
Trick Weekes is a magnificent writer and you can really tell here. I loved the progression of the relationship between Strife and Myrion, I loved the new lore around the Arlathan forest and the Qunari fracturing, I really enjoyed the Qunari hunter and Irelin, and I loved seeing Strife as an older city elf joining the dalish, which I dont think is too common from what I remember. I can't wait to see Strife and Irelin in the game as the Veiljumper faction representatives (and hopefully Myrion too? 🥺👉👈). Definitely one of my favourites in the book.
"Down Among the Dead Men" by Sylvia Feketekuty
I was always curious about Nevarra from the way characters in game talked about it, but I never expected it to be like this? I am SO excited to see the necropolis, from the way it was described 🤩 I also really liked Audric and Myrna, and I'm looking forward to seeing them as the Mourn Watch representatives in Veilguard (I'm fairly sure they have been confirmed?). Also Emmerich! It was nice to get a look at HIM 👀👀👀
"The Horror of Hormak" by John Epler
This was SO good. I love horror, I love wardens, I love gay people. The lore implications? The horror itself? Holy shit I hope we meet it in the game, I desperately want more pants-shittingly scary monsters to fight. Also poor Ramesh 😔 I want to see him but I also want him to get rest 😔
"Callback" by Lukas Kristjanson
NOW we get to my nemesis, Lukas Fucking Kristjanson. I've got a long standing beef with this man. I want to say “nothing against him personally, I'm sure he's a normal guy” but frankly, the way he keeps writing queer women and black men is THE reddest flag ever. If you don't know, he wrote the Leliana and Marjorlaine story dlc (abusive lesbian relationship), the Branka storyline in dao (abusive lesbian relationship ending with being fed to the darkspawn I guess), he wrote Jacob in mass effect (I refuse to get into THAT racist mess), he wrote Sera in dragon age inquisition (whom I love despite her writing, not because of it, thank you for writing a “for the people” lesbian who is also transphobic, alright). He wrote Aveline, whom I adore, but is THE most cop character. Apparently he also wrote Jaheira in the og Baldur's Gate, and while I haven't played them, my close friend has, and she's been ranting about the Jaheira romance for years at this point. Needless to say, I hate this guy's writing so much. But! Magnanimously, I was willing to give him a chance. I loved all the stories so far. Maybe his writing is better in a short story form!
It's not lmao. Maybe it's because I never did all the Sutherland wartable missions. Maybe I got irritated by how painfully straight this story is after the delightfully queer stories so far. Maybe I'm a killjoy who thinks that fanservice should still have a meaning and make sense. But the more side characters kept popping up, the more annoyed I got. So you're telling me that you know there's some murderous enemy haunting Skyhold and for the big battle, you don't ask any of the inquisition soldiers and agents. You don't ask any of the companions still around. For the big battle against this unknown enemy, you call. Dagna. Yknow, the noncombatant arcanist. You call Dennet, the elderly horsemaster. You call whatshisface quartermaster. What???? Im sorry, what??? Again, call me a killjoy, but what the hell?? This is the stupidest most nonsense fanservice I have seen in ages.
I couldn't even enjoy how cool the concept for the regret demon was, because I was SO annoyed by the time it showed up and was just flying through to get the story over with.
Yes of course I write the most about the worst story in the book. Ugh
"Luck in the Gardens" by Sylvia Feketekuty
This was squarely fine. It was fine! It had a lot of good concepts that I really hope will show up in Veilguard! It just never really worked for me as a story itself. I enjoyed Hollix as a character and hope they will be our Lords of Fortune representative. I liked seeing the less glamorous side of Minrathous, and catching up with beloved Dorian and Maeve, whom I'm looking forward to FINALLY meeting properly in Veilguard. Most importantly tho, I'm so so so looking forward to hopefully fight the Cekorax 🤩 and see what it's deal is. I'm gonna be so sad if it's not in the game. Please please give me the horrible horror.
"Hunger" by Brianne Battye
Yesssssss I loved this one so much. Ivka and Antoine are SO sweet and such a great duo. There was so much intrigue around the characters and the village with at least one thing I desperately hope will come back to bite them in the ass in Veilguard. These two are our Warden representatives for Veilguard and I'm so so so looking forward to spending more time with them.
"Murder by Death Mages" by Caitlin Sullivan Kelly
This one was another of those “a lot of good concepts that was fine to read but never turned great” stories. I actually enjoyed Sidony, I dont mind reading about mean characters as long as the meanness is justified, and I'd say she has valid reasons. I know she is one of the multiplayer characters, but I mostly know her from her hanging out in Skyhold and havingTHE coolest tarot card design. But otherwise, the story was kind of predictable, even if there was one nice semi-twist to it.
"The Streets of Minrathous" by Brianne Battye
NEVE NEVE NEVE. You're telling me I will actually get to kiss her?? My queen beloved??? You're telling me you've written a beautiful lady with a hooked nose who is a noir detective constantly running on two hours of sleep and hungry, grumpy with a heart of gold and the need to see justice prevail, AND you gave her a prosthetic leg??? You're telling me you've written Neve Gallus just for ME??? Little old ME??????? Thank you Brianne Battye?????
“Helena but what is the story about” the story is about me increasingly falling in love with Neve as she gets tireder and hungrier and wetter from the rain and grumpier. What more do you want???
"The Wigmaker" by Courtney Woods
HELLO LUCANIS. This story was another one of my favourites. I missed the crows so much and Lucanis is so good. I cannot wait to see him in all his glory in Veilguard and see what happened between this story and the game 👀 And the story itself was fairly gruesome, the wigs pretty horrifying too. Fuck Venatori! Thank gods the Magekiller is around.
I loved the relationship between him and his cousin too and all his little quirks. Also excited to see his perspective on his grandmother Catarina as an abusive family figure vs Teias view of her as a beloved grandmotherly figure. I hope the game actually touches upon that.
"Genitivi Dies in the End" by Lukas Kristjanson
Ughhhhhhhh, another Kristjanson oeuvre, but this time it's comedy! I think. Man, I dislike this man's writing. Usually I like stories where characters lie about what actually happened and we jump around the timelines (hello dragon age 2), but this one was so BAD. It was really hard to understand what was happening, since the present timeline had three narrators fighting each other over what gets written with names obscured to make it more confusing I guess. But it was so clunky. I can't even enjoy the final reveal that Brother Genitivi writes erotica under a female pseudonym because the rest was so painfully quirky and irritating.
"Herold Had the Plan" by Ryan Cormier
Another of the good concepts, ehh story stories. I didn't mind Bharv as a character, but I do hope he will just retire and not show up in Veilguard as another of our Lords of Fortune representatives lol. It was nice seeing Elim, since she was mentioned as the one who taught Hollix to disguise themselves. Less nice seeing Elims end 😔 I really loved the final revelation in the story, thought. That made me proper emotional.
"An Old Crow's Old Tricks" by Arone Le Bray
Lets fucking GO this story ruled. I loved to see this old assassin absolutely dismantle all the enemies in one night, all by herself. Just a widdle old lady, murdering her way through deserving targets. The more got revealed the more I was cheering her on. There isn't much to say besides that it kicked ass with righteous justice and I liked seeing this side to the crows too.
"Eight Little Talons" by Courtney Woods
Hey I fucking love murder mystery and this one was SO good. Loved loved LOVED Viago and Teia and their romance, the chemistry was INSANE. The story was so good too, the way it kept ramping up. And once again we got to see more of the Crows, which made me so hyped for them. I'm so excited for these two to be in Veilguard as our Crows representatives 🥺🥺🥺 we already saw a shot of them in the trailer and they looked incredible. Perfect. I was so glad this was the longest story. I'd take a whole book of them.
"Half Up Front" by John Epler
Ehhh. Again, it was fine. Interesting to see this side of the qunari. Wild to see Gatt show up as a reasonable guy, of all people. The main couple was fine, it was nice to have more lesbians, even if there wasn't much chemistry between them.
"Dread Wolf Take You" by Patrick Weekes
Now THIS. This one was great. I always enjoy Rashomon style storytelling, but the way this story ended had me gasping. It was so good!!!! Mx Weekes why are you so good at writing!!!
“I ask for my life,” Charter said a third time. sends shivers down my spine! God, such a good finale.
Anyway, as you can tell by the longest review I've written in literal years, I had a LOT to say about this book. I cannot understate how much I'm looking forward to Veilguard. I can't believe that in two months, I will be playing it.