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I was searching for the box of Christmas decorations in the garage when I stumbled upon the old, dusty glass jar.
The dusty glass jar filled with folded paper slips that my wife and I wrote out years ago, long before our wedding bells chimed.
Naughty scrawled ideas, like a filthy little tombola…
It was like finding magical treasure that sparked a million memories. A million dirty ones.
As dirty as all hell, if those memories served me true…

Sure, we haven’t been getting a lot of alone time lately, what with our jobs and the kids and all.
But I’m going to serve it up to her this Christmas Eve – our filthy tombola from the past.
Our Christmas Eve date night.
No kids. No interruptions. Just me and my wife and a jar full of dirty treats.
I just hope she’s ready for a whole damn sack load of them.

In usual Jade West style, these dirty treats really are dirty treats. Please proceed with Christmas caution when you’re checking out these naughty little baubles.

Also included:

Christmas Daddy

Dear Santa,
I've been a bad girl, but I still want a Daddy for Christmas...


Mr Hart is my big, bad new boss and my biggest Christmas wish of all.
He’s everything I ever wanted. Gorgeous, stern, powerful.
Totally off limits for a silly young office trainee like me.
He’s asked me to house sit his empty home for the holidays, and it’s a sneak peek into his private life I can’t resist.
I’m just begging you, please Santa. Please make sure Mr Hart is waiting under the tree this Christmas morning.
Preferably naked, if you’re feeling particularly generous.
Love from your very bad little good girl,
Jenny

172 pages, Kindle Edition

First published December 24, 2019

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Jade West

62 books8,620 followers
Jade has increasingly little to say about herself as time goes on, other than the fact she is an author, but she’s plenty happy with this. Living in imaginary realities and having a legitimate excuse for it is really all she’s ever wanted.
Jade is as dirty as you’d expect from her novels, and talking smut makes her smile.
She lives in the Herefordshire countryside with a couple of hounds and a guy who’s able to cope with her inherent weirdness.
She has a red living room, decorated with far more zebra print than most people could bear, and fights a constant battle with her addiction to Coca-Cola.

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http://www.jadewestauthor.co.uk

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Profile Image for Isabella. R.
1,007 reviews2,179 followers
December 29, 2019
5 Delicious XXXmas Stars ⭐

Dirty Treats is exactly what the title implies and what one would expect from Jade West.
Two Christmas novellas to spread some sexual cheer this festive season!

#Dirty Treats

Mr and Mrs Harrington have the ideal life. The home with the picket fence, two children and the steady income to maintain their lovely lifestyle in the village. And if their sex life has been reduced to the occasional silent tumble after dark, it's just reality. When Mr Harrington discovers the long forgotten 'glass jar full of filthy little sex ideas', it presents the perfect opportunity to rekindle the flame.

I could feel it in her. Maybe just a hint compared to the old days, but it was there. That sweet little hint of the dirty minx I used to know. Fuck, how I’d missed her. How I missed us.

Be prepared for a date this Christmas Eve like no other. From sexual fantasies and little acts of kinky delights, Mr and Mrs Harrington will rediscover the passion they once indulged in. One will never look at the butter dish the same...

His hands were rough, taking hold of those tights and ripping them open at the crotch, and his face was right against my knickers, his nose grinding my clit before his mouth took hold again.


#Christmas Daddy

Jenny has no intention of revealing to her colleagues that she will be spending Christmas alone. And if she thought the festive season couldn't get any worse, she was wrong. You see Jenny's hobby of writing scandalous sexual stories are about to be revealed. Mr Hart was never meant to discover her crush nor her thoughts, especially since he's her boss and the focus of her exploits...

I’d been writing dirty fantasies since I first started crushing on Mr Fletcher back in high school, and once I got the bug for it I never stopped. It was my outlet for the long, lonely hours out of office.

When Mr Hart took Jenny on as a trainee, he had every intention of keeping his distance. She was
far too young and ditzy, and off course a complication one didn't need at work. That was until her wants were revealed and they matched his own. What a perfect way to spend Christmas..

Jenny wasn’t just a filthy little bitch, she was also a talented one. The words flowed from the page like magic, fluid and provocative and horny as all living fuck.
Profile Image for ⚜️Charlotte⚜️.
442 reviews263 followers
January 27, 2020
4.5 Dirty Stars...

Filthy good, Jade’s signature smut rarely disappoints... sigh

Husband & Wife, Marcus and Jen are going to realize every dirty fantasy that each other has while house sitting at the neighbours...what ensues are a few hours of delicious debauchery, plus a few extra
Surprise’s they hadn’t counted on..

Enjoy! I certainly did... 😉
Profile Image for Melanie A..
1,242 reviews559 followers
December 30, 2019
4.5 STARS!!
I wanted a man who'd take what he wanted and leave me a whimpering, squelchy mess of fuck yes!
Yes, my smut bender continues . . . feel free to judge me, lol!

Actually, this particular trip to the smut gutter is really paying off in the form of solid reads. Thank you, Isabella! I owe it all to you. <3

Ok, so believe it or not, this is my first encounter with Jade West. I know! Crazy! Rest assured, it won't be my last. Beyond the scorching heat found in her writing, I love the way it's underscored with humor.

******

The title on this one is very apt here. We get two very dirty short stories.

The first one is about a married couple who go all-out to re-kindle their sex life. It was pretty good...hot, dirty, and I'll never look at a butter dish the same way again, lol.

It was the second story though that I really loved. It had two of my favorite tropes: age gap and office setting. I loved the way the author infused the story with just enough taboo to make it interesting. Neither the boss/employee angle nor the daddy kink were overdone.

What wasn't overdone was the author's ability to create characters who I cared about, especially Jenny.
She was divine. Beautiful. Innocent and wholesome and shining with good intentions.

It made the dirty little minx under the surface all the more irresistible.
Jenny made me laugh so hard and I was so pleased that Mr. Hart didn't disappoint her.
"I hope I can be that man you wished for. Asked Santa for. I hope I can be exactly the man you need. Deserve.
This was a perfect way to round off my holiday reading!
Profile Image for Darlene I read WAY to many books.
3,675 reviews2,429 followers
January 2, 2020
2 stories in this bad boy!! I know its late since this was a hoilday book but never late then never!!!

Dirty treats
⭐⭐⭐

Jen and Marcus are very in love with busy lives and kids, so when Marcus finds an old jar filed with fantasies he is so ready to have a fun dirty night with his wife, since its been awhile since they really had alone time with one another..

And boy they go all in with the dirty, as they house sit for some snooty neighbors. And we have alittle insecurity from jen since she had kids she doesn't think Marcus finds her body attractive, which is wrong he loves every curve every part of her body..
the butter as lube did gross me out. Like i was laughing at all the creative ways they had sex but that was gag me lol.

No ow/om drama, no cheating, sexy times

Recommend- yeah

Prologue
Anal play/sex
No condom
Safe
Food lube
Hea
Epilogue

Christmas daddy
⭐⭐⭐⭐

Jackson has been far away lusting over Jenny a coworker and some time ago a old friends daughter, who he hired. And shes cute and tiny ditzy and clumsy when she's not paying attention. But what Jenny did was embarrassing she wrote her dirty dirty stories about her boss on company laptop which is now in the hands of Jackson. But he doesn't say anything he tries to back away and not do anything to his minx until he had enough and heads back home where he had Jenny house sitting his none exciting cat. Some steamy moments happen ;)

There hardly was daddy kink until last 3 chapters..

No ow/om drama, no cheating, sexy times, virgin gal and idk his dating history

Recommend- yes

Slowish-insta
Tiny Push away by H
Older/younger couple
No condom
Safe
Masturbation
Daddy kink
Hea
Epilogue
This entire review has been hidden because of spoilers.
Profile Image for Liz.
455 reviews25 followers
January 3, 2020
Kinda boring, formulaic sex

I only read the first story about the married couple and it was kinda boring. The best part was them breaking things and making a mess of their neighbors' home.
Profile Image for Books2lovenow.
414 reviews23 followers
December 27, 2019
Dirty Filthy Sexy Christmas Treat

Jade always knows how to write really dirty sexy stories with heart. Yes, there's pure escapism in the sex scenes but there's so much reality and truth in her love stories. This Christmas set was no exception. Her first story reminds us all that you need to stop and reconnect with the love of your life. Her second story was about the joy of finding the love of your life. Both were great stories. As always I can't wait for the next Jade West story.
Profile Image for Jacqueline.
1,717 reviews161 followers
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January 5, 2020
Dnf 32%
I wasn't really feeling this one, for all of the talk about filth, it was actually quite a sweet and tame tale of a happily married couple rediscovering their smutty mojo, albeit with lots of dirty talk and some damaged furniture along the way.

I cannot lie, I was somewhat distracted by the prospect of removing hair dye from someone else's bedspread. That shit would need to soak for days and how would you get it dry, no satin bedspread is going in a tumble dryer. Nightmare.

Then the toe sucking began and I'm out. *barf**retch* Sorry.

Available in ku.
Profile Image for Crystal.
2,499 reviews64 followers
December 21, 2020
2.5 stars
There are two stories in this book, however I only read the first, as Daddy themes aren't something I like.
This was a naughty tale, as one expects with Jade West, however it wasn't my favorite by her. It felt like something was missing, maybe because it was so short, or because they were already a happily married couple? I'm not sure what it was, but it just didn't do anything for me.
Profile Image for Callie Kakascik.
1,213 reviews18 followers
June 28, 2025
I usually love Jade West, but for some reason, this one really didn't do it for me. Maybe I should have waited to read it during the holidays, but I'm not sure.

It's basically straight up smut, which doesn't usually bother me, but I do like more of a storyline/plot with it.
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1,021 reviews
February 3, 2020
Enjoyed this! I can always go to Jade West when I need at little naughty in my life.

Profile Image for María.
606 reviews25 followers
January 28, 2020
Una compilación de dos historias cortas (una de las cuales ya había leído). La primera, que da nombre al libro, era nueva y fue muy interesante pese al final anticlimático.
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109 reviews9 followers
December 14, 2024
A Holiday Indulgence: Dirty Treats by Jade West

If you're on the lookout for a delightful holiday read, "Dirty Treats" by Jade West is an absolute must! Comprising two enticing short stories, it offers a perfect blend of warmth, humor, and undeniable chemistry.

The first story, aptly named "Dirty Treats," features a married couple striving to rekindle the spark in their lives amidst the holiday chaos. I found it incredibly refreshing to see relatable characters tackling real-life issues while still celebrating their attraction to one another. It was both funny and heartwarming, showcasing that love can remain vibrant even after years of marriage and parenthood.

The second tale introduces a charming office romance with a delightful age gap twist. I adored the clever misunderstandings that added a playful layer to the narrative, making me feel connected to the characters' journey.

Both stories are expertly crafted, filled with high spice levels, perfect for those who enjoy their stories with a bit of heat! With happy endings guaranteed, these standalone gems are available on Kindle Unlimited. If you’re seeking a fun and steamy holiday read, I highly recommend diving into "Dirty Treats"!
844 reviews7 followers
January 8, 2020
A classic naughty Christmas treat from Jade in this short novella. As always Jade never fails to deliver with her filthy words that make me smile, yep Jade is back.

Being married and having children has taken it's toll on Marcus and Jen's sex life, they are not as adventurous as they used to be with work and the kids to look after. When Marcus finds a reminder of their youth and all the filthy naughty things they used to get up to when he is digging out the Christmas decorations, he takes it upon himself to suprise his wife with a Christmas Eve treat and this is where the fun starts.

Lets face it there is no one with an imagination quite like Jade when it comes to filth and sex and she certainly didn't let me down with this naughty story. Loved the characters and their antics, the sex was hot as you would expect and above all it was fun to read. Included in this book is Christmas Daddy which I have read before anyway but it's a added bonus and a must read too.

Can't wait for more from this author who never fails to delight and make you squirm !!!
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304 reviews13 followers
January 1, 2025
My Review:
4 ⭐️ 4 🌶️

Looking for holiday cheer with a scandalous twist? Jade West, the queen of spice and certified Santa of smut, delivers two gloriously filthy tales in Dirty Treats!

First up, “Dirty Treats” gives us a married couple reviving their spark with a jar of naughty ideas. Between work, kids, and chaos, they turn Christmas Eve into a night of naughty-list-worthy fireworks. Relatable? Absolutely. Hot? Scorching.

Then there’s “Christmas Daddy,” an age-gap office romance packed with playful misunderstandings and enough heat to roast your chestnuts. It’s festive, filthy, and fabulously unhinged.

Jade West doesn’t just bring the spice; she seasons it with heart, hilarity, and just enough realism to keep you hooked. These standalone stories are merry, messy, and magnificently kinky.

Trust me—Mrs. Claus wishes she had this kind of game. Grab this book, and let the queen of spice sleigh your holiday season!
Profile Image for Kimberly / Love Notes Book Blog.
2,616 reviews148 followers
January 14, 2020
Quickie review:

3.5 stars for Dirty treats - This was a fun, sweet and sexy story about a married couple reconnecting. They are still very much in love and attracted to each other, but haven't had time or energy to be as sexy and adventurous together as they used to. They get their chance with a sexy bucket list on Christmas Eve. Hot and a quick, fun read.

4 stars for the bonus book, Christmas Daddy - I liked this story even more. This story is about a newly graduated and moved into the workforce, young woman who fantasizes by writing sexy stories featuring her hot, older boss. When her computer breaks, he finds her stories and sets about making them come to life on Christmas. This couple had great chemistry and the story super sexy and dirty. They were also really cute and sweet together.
Profile Image for Kirsty Adams - Kindle Freak Book Blog.
918 reviews26 followers
December 30, 2019
Dirty Treats
A story that reignited my love of reading. This short story was delivered perfectly; characters that were relatable, hotness in bundles and a story that flowed and held your attention. It’s a story that could mirror many relationships; a married couple losing their kink as family life takes over. The fireworks explode when Marcus’s Christmas Eve’s games goes to plan and queue lots of scorching hot and hilarious moments.

A brilliant, fun and steamy quickie. It’s certainly inspired me -I’m purchasing a jar 😜

Christmas Daddy
What a delicious treat this was! Totally captivated from start to finish, the main character’s Christmas wishes all come true. Superbly well paced and with Jade’s magic dirty touch, it certainly got me all hot bothered!
Profile Image for Amanda Tolentino.
8 reviews12 followers
January 7, 2020
Two short stories about Christmas romances. The first is about a married couple rekindling the spicier side of their relationship on Christmas Eve. Sometimes life, kids, and the ins and outs of every day life can make the long, passionate nights take a back seat. But when the husband finds an old jar of “dirty treats,” in which they wrote down naughty ideas for one another, Mr. Harrington is determined to rediscover the passion between them and reaffirm the reasons they fell in love in the first place. This one was my favorite of the two. The second story involves an age gap/office romance when a young employee has the hots for her stern and demanding boss. I was enjoying this one up until the end when it toed the “daddy” kink, I seriously cannot stand that trope. Overall though 4 out of 5 stars.
Profile Image for Louise Ramsey.
693 reviews26 followers
January 3, 2020
A really fun Christmas read from the queen of kink Jade West!!

A short story that revolves around an already married couple- whom have a little jar of fantasies and a babysitter for the evening!

It was quick, hot, funny in places and a perfect festive read!

It was a nice change to read a story of a couple who didn't have a lot of drama.
Profile Image for Sandy House.
337 reviews3 followers
January 17, 2020
This book contains two short novellas ”Dirty Treats” and “Christmas Daddy”. Both of these stories were good, but Dirty Treats was my favorite. In Dirty Treats, a married couple whose relationship has become monotonous regains the passion they once shared using their dirty treats jar which they filled with naughty desires many years ago. Oh my!
1,682 reviews12 followers
January 10, 2024
Dirty treats was such a fun and sexy story. It’s about a couple that have been married for years and have lost their spark. Marcus comes upon an old fantasy jar and cooks up a night of living out their dirty fantasies.
I loved the dirtiness of them, the realism of the characters, and the fun and crazy things that happened.
Profile Image for Edit.
1,589 reviews19 followers
April 16, 2024
3 stars

This review is based on my personal preferences and the rating reflects how much I enjoyed reading this book.

* Hero(s) - 3/5
* Heroine(s) - 3/5
* Secondary Characters - 3/5

* Plot/Storyline - 3/5
* Romance/Steam - 3/5 (lost one star because of the butter scene)
* Drama/Conflict/Angst - 3/5
* Worldbuilding/Atmosphere - 3/5

* Writing Style - 3/5
Profile Image for Renata.
265 reviews3 followers
December 1, 2024
Two in one…

Queen of spice has done it again 🙌🏻😈🔥
Not only do we get one perfectly filthy banger, we get two!!!

Dirty Treats -
Marcus & Jen - A Christmas Eve surprise date night they will never forget. Oh this was sexy & hot af.

Christmas Daddy -
Jenny & Jackson - oh what a special treat this was. Perfectly filthy
Profile Image for Christie Coleman.
234 reviews2 followers
December 11, 2024
Surprise, surprise! ♥️

So, two wonderful smutty stories in one beautiful little book! Of course filled story and smut the only way Jade can do! I love the husband and wife treat of a story, finding their way back to each other! And then the second story was such a treat! Santa Daddy! Thank you, Mrs. Jade Santa Claus! You’re the best! 🎅🏼♥️🤶🏻
Profile Image for Chasity.
688 reviews8 followers
December 27, 2019
Dirty Treats - 4 Stars!

These 2 stories were so good. They were filled with Christmas, sexy scenes and sweet little moments. Jade West has definitely delivered us some dirty treats with these!
Profile Image for Julia Leonard.
805 reviews16 followers
December 28, 2019
Holy Hotness

Jade aims to please with these smoldering Christmas stories.
They will melt both your heart and your panties.
Looking for sexy hot romance, this is the book for you.
Well done Jadeness!!!
Profile Image for Theresa.
1,185 reviews
December 31, 2019
How, I've missed Jade's beautifully filthy Christmas treats! I absolutely loved both stories. The couple's long-lost jar full of filthy dirty deeds; the employee crushing on her stern, but seriously hot boss. Lots of holiday pounding and love.
Profile Image for Karen Denise Foster.
1,068 reviews25 followers
January 14, 2020
Loved the first story, every married couple needs one of those.

The first story was fun, sexy, stirring and loved it! Would have loved to have had that night numerous times over the years. Can't comment on the second one. The daddy thing is definitely not my thing.
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1,263 reviews12 followers
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December 23, 2020
Look, I love West’s dirty writing, I do but the married couple thing just didn’t do it for me at all. Way to real life for me. Not the sex just the marriage... hahahah nope. So the no rating is because I don’t want to read about this. Only got to 14% snd it’s a hard no thank you from me 😂😂😜
Author 3 books1 follower
November 26, 2021
I loved both stories. I was laughing the entire time! They were funny and hot. I loved how the first story involves a long- married couple, you don't see that often. It was inspiring how playful they were. The second story was awesome too.
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