Really fun, 80's inspired supernatural slasher romp about stupid teens being slayed in a haunted, abandoned playground.
Would have pushed this up to 4 stars if it wasn't for a huge plot hole I couldn't overlook - and can't describe without spoilers.
And, from a personal point of view:
Can somebody please explain to me - other than the obvious 'teenagers are stupid' argument - why it will be thrilling to visit a 'haunted' place if you don't believe in ghosts? Does it really make you feel like a big man to go somewhere where you believe nothing is going to happen to you?
You know, if you go to the shops, a bus can run you over, an earthquake or hurricane could hit, a crazed gunman can go postal and start killing everyone - does it give you that same feeling of accomplishment to survive a trip to the store?
And, just to be clear, how can anybody be absolutely certain that there is no such thing as a ghost? Oh, so you haven't seen one...and there is no proof...wow, to live in your world of black and white. Well, I have not seen a platypus. I'm not sure they exist. Have you seen photos of them? That's not even very good photoshop - it's actually quite ridiculous, if you think about it...
Okay, so let us flip the coin. If you believe there can be something like ghosts, why go fuck around with it? Does it show how much balls you have to mess around with things you don't understand? Ask Marie Curie how that worked out for her.
Sigh, she is the one who...never mind, Google that shit.
Oh, so it makes you feel alive, does it? Gives you a nice adrenaline rush, huh?
I had a disagreement with somebody about bungee jumping once. This person claims I don't know what I'm missing by not even attempting it.
"Give me one good reason why you shouldn't try it just once in your life?"
Well, I could think of a lot of reasons, but the one I went with was simply this:
I can stand on the ground and shit myself without paying anybody anything. And I had about a zero percent chance of that shit ending up in my hair.
Maybe I'm just turning into a grumpy man, but it is becoming more and more difficult to feel sorry for stupid people dying because they do stupid shit.
The story wasn't bad, though - real 'popcorn movie' feel.