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The Worst Christmas Book in the Whole Entire World
DISCLAIMER: the following book is not meant to be educational or considered a literary classical masterpiece by any means. However, if you and your child have a clever and unique sense of humor then this very well may be the book for you. Think 'The Book with No Pictures' humor, but with...pictures...
Well, it seems you have stumbled upon The Worst Christmas Book in the Whole Entire World.
Since you're already here, I may as well tell you about it...
After being in the worst AND the scariest book in the whole entire world, Nameless just can't catch a break! Now he's in the WORST CHRISTMAS book! Will his Christmas be ruined? Will your Christmas be ruined?? How can a book about the most magical time of the year possibly be bad???
The Worst Christmas Book in the Whole Entire World is a humorous and witty tale for young and seasoned readers. Deck the halls this season and get into the holiday spirit with a book so bad it might actually be good...
If you purchase the Worst Christmas Book in the Whole Entire World, you get the eBook for FREE. So technically, you are getting the worst Christmas book AND the worst Christmas eBook in the whole entire world for the price of one...who wouldn't want to miss out on that??
Be sure to check out the SCARIEST Book in the Whole Entire World along with The WORST Book in the Whole Entire World.
39 pages, Kindle Edition
Published September 26, 2019
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About the author
Joey Acker
44 books20 followersJoey Acker is an award winning and #1 best selling author and illustrator. He created 'The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World' and is the co-author and illustrator of the Thoughtful Bots and Wonder Who Crew series. He loves writing read-aloud books for the classroom and educators in 'The Wonder Who Crew Series'. He also enjoys creating beyond silly and "non-educational" books for children and parents who just want to have a good laugh in the 'Entire World Books' series!
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July 24, 2020
Ah, this is not your stereotypical children's Christmas book. My goodness, it is comedy gold!
This Little Rock points out why this is the worst Christmas book in the whole entire world, and man it is! It's absolutely horrendous, horrible and wickedly terrible. You'll be so disappointed that you'll be so impressed! Now hopefully you can read my sarcasm and comedy in that, because that is what this book brings: comedy and sarcasm.
I quite enjoyed this book. It's not the typical Christmas picture book and I loved it because of that. It made reading my little Christmas binge so much more exciting! It'll make you laugh and chortle and chuckle and giggle at all the fun nonsense that this book brings. Honestly, it's refreshing. Comedic books like this deserve their time to shine.
Four out of five stars.
This Little Rock points out why this is the worst Christmas book in the whole entire world, and man it is! It's absolutely horrendous, horrible and wickedly terrible. You'll be so disappointed that you'll be so impressed! Now hopefully you can read my sarcasm and comedy in that, because that is what this book brings: comedy and sarcasm.
I quite enjoyed this book. It's not the typical Christmas picture book and I loved it because of that. It made reading my little Christmas binge so much more exciting! It'll make you laugh and chortle and chuckle and giggle at all the fun nonsense that this book brings. Honestly, it's refreshing. Comedic books like this deserve their time to shine.
Four out of five stars.
December 18, 2025
Very funny Christmas for kids
I really enjoy reading kids Christmas books with my son that actually make me laugh. And this one hit the nail on the head.
Note from my 5 year via voice typing: It's like a it's like a big thing it's it's the worst it's like this the biggest funniest story it's like what the world is like what in this cycle what it's like the the story for kids the fifth story for kids I like it it's the best.
I really enjoy reading kids Christmas books with my son that actually make me laugh. And this one hit the nail on the head.
Note from my 5 year via voice typing: It's like a it's like a big thing it's it's the worst it's like this the biggest funniest story it's like what the world is like what in this cycle what it's like the the story for kids the fifth story for kids I like it it's the best.
April 22, 2020
I read all of the books in this series back to back last night and I thought that they were great!
This is the third book in the series and it was a fun light-hearted read and I loved how it was written as an adult – very funny and I can see all the books being massive hits, a simple idea done really well and this one is my joint favourite and can't wait to read it with my daughter again at Christmas - I can tell you now it will be read more than once!
It is 5 stars from me for this one – very highly recommended!
This is the third book in the series and it was a fun light-hearted read and I loved how it was written as an adult – very funny and I can see all the books being massive hits, a simple idea done really well and this one is my joint favourite and can't wait to read it with my daughter again at Christmas - I can tell you now it will be read more than once!
It is 5 stars from me for this one – very highly recommended!
October 9, 2019
Loved it!
Super cute and super funny! Made me smile at every page turn. Simple story and illustrations, but it’s definitely not the worst Christmas book in the world. Loved it.
Super cute and super funny! Made me smile at every page turn. Simple story and illustrations, but it’s definitely not the worst Christmas book in the world. Loved it.
June 10, 2020
These are such great little books, especially for my reluctant reader students! Thanks you for providing them on Kindle!
May 18, 2020
The Entire World series continues with a festive Christmas themed one. Our 'rock-like' narrator, who is not a rock (see book 2) just wants to visit the North pole to see Santa. Things are never that simple in these books and we go on a worst Christmas journey ever. Although shoehorning the Yeti in did make me chuckle!
It's worth noting that the entire series is currently available on Kindle for free via Amazon UK.
It's worth noting that the entire series is currently available on Kindle for free via Amazon UK.
May 23, 2020
The Worst Christmas Book in the Whole Entire World (Entire World Books 3) by Joey Acker
Was hoping to be taken away from the madness we are living in but found it took me to another madness.
Was kind of funny cuz I kept waiting for something to happen and there is no magic in this book.
Very dull but kept my attention to the end. It's everything that is not Christmas related, mixed up locations and everything else.
Was hoping to be taken away from the madness we are living in but found it took me to another madness.
Was kind of funny cuz I kept waiting for something to happen and there is no magic in this book.
Very dull but kept my attention to the end. It's everything that is not Christmas related, mixed up locations and everything else.
September 29, 2019
Cute story
I am pretty picky about kids books, but this one was definitely one to add to our collection. It's silly and my little boys will love that. If you're looking for something educational, it's probably not here. But I personally think it's more important to teach kids that read can be fun, and this book does that!
I am pretty picky about kids books, but this one was definitely one to add to our collection. It's silly and my little boys will love that. If you're looking for something educational, it's probably not here. But I personally think it's more important to teach kids that read can be fun, and this book does that!
September 30, 2019
This was cute and funny.
My kids have the type of humour that loves books like this. Very much like the Elmo - Monster at the End of this Book.
I bought the kindle edition and I am looking forward to bringing it out as an alternative to YouTube for my newly reading 6 year old daughter. I think she'll love it
My kids have the type of humour that loves books like this. Very much like the Elmo - Monster at the End of this Book.
I bought the kindle edition and I am looking forward to bringing it out as an alternative to YouTube for my newly reading 6 year old daughter. I think she'll love it
April 26, 2020
you had me at Yeti ... there is a Yeti in this book!! so fun. i would call this book interactive ... like the pages will make you wanna turn them ... i read a kindle version ... but i would think any ... if the hand held ones would be similar ... recall those "flip books" you might be able do that sort of?? not really, but that is what i recall from my childhood that it makes me think of??!
September 29, 2019
Hilarious!
My kids thought this book was absolutely hilarious.
"It was the funniest book about Christmas I've ever read." - Penelope Age 8
"I liked it and I want to read it every day." - Ezra Age 5
My kids thought this book was absolutely hilarious.
"It was the funniest book about Christmas I've ever read." - Penelope Age 8
"I liked it and I want to read it every day." - Ezra Age 5
September 29, 2019
Quirky
If you like the humor of The Stinky Cheese Man, you’ll probably like The Worst Christmas Book in the Whole Entire World. Funny and irreverent, it’s a nice break during the holiday season.
If you like the humor of The Stinky Cheese Man, you’ll probably like The Worst Christmas Book in the Whole Entire World. Funny and irreverent, it’s a nice break during the holiday season.
October 1, 2019
Cute and funny
My kids will enjoy this book throughout the Christmas season. Funny and straightforward enough that I won't get sick of reading it to them repeatedly. Excited to check out other books by this author.
My kids will enjoy this book throughout the Christmas season. Funny and straightforward enough that I won't get sick of reading it to them repeatedly. Excited to check out other books by this author.
October 11, 2019
Hot and cold about the book
I personally did not like the book, but my daughter was laughing there and there (To be specific, the book smells, don't turn the page). Based on that, the book is ok.
I personally did not like the book, but my daughter was laughing there and there (To be specific, the book smells, don't turn the page). Based on that, the book is ok.
September 29, 2019
Yes!
Five year old, “That was a good book!”
Download as a ebook and enjoyed this very much. It was silly and simple. The best kind of book!
Recommend this read to everyone.
Five year old, “That was a good book!”
Download as a ebook and enjoyed this very much. It was silly and simple. The best kind of book!
Recommend this read to everyone.
September 29, 2019
Funny and adorable
This book was cute and hilarious. Each page made me laugh more than the one before. I highly recommend it for some Christmas (or non Christmas) fun!
This book was cute and hilarious. Each page made me laugh more than the one before. I highly recommend it for some Christmas (or non Christmas) fun!
October 4, 2019
So silly you have to laugh.
Kids will get a kick out of this silly book. It has no real point, but just a funny series of events which makes it humorous. Check it out.
Kids will get a kick out of this silly book. It has no real point, but just a funny series of events which makes it humorous. Check it out.
October 24, 2019
It’s ok
It’s really cute, for my taste It’s vague, for a child to understand “the joke” he has to be at least 5, and I find it too simple for a 5 year old
It’s really cute, for my taste It’s vague, for a child to understand “the joke” he has to be at least 5, and I find it too simple for a 5 year old
December 21, 2019
Not a long storie
Needs more to the story. We liked it and laughed some but it ended quickly. And it ended in the worst way...
Needs more to the story. We liked it and laughed some but it ended quickly. And it ended in the worst way...
December 28, 2019
Cute Christmas story
The rock was a great narrator. The illustrations are simple, but perfect for the story. My daughter loved the ending!
The rock was a great narrator. The illustrations are simple, but perfect for the story. My daughter loved the ending!
May 10, 2020
It is amazing
MY daughter loves it she thinks it is Hilarious and she keeps asking me for the next book. But sometimes I have to say no.
MY daughter loves it she thinks it is Hilarious and she keeps asking me for the next book. But sometimes I have to say no.
September 17, 2021
The North & South Poles in a Single Day!
This hysterically funny little book crams several good things about Christmas into a few simple pages. Using color and uplifting characters (and props, I.e., the bus), the author redirects a rock from the south to the North Pole in a single day. A blue cheerful Yeti sends the rock from the south to the North Pole via sling shot, and the word ‘present’ isn’t used more than once!
The only non-religious, non-materialistic uplifting Christmas book I’ve ever seen!
This hysterically funny little book crams several good things about Christmas into a few simple pages. Using color and uplifting characters (and props, I.e., the bus), the author redirects a rock from the south to the North Pole in a single day. A blue cheerful Yeti sends the rock from the south to the North Pole via sling shot, and the word ‘present’ isn’t used more than once!
The only non-religious, non-materialistic uplifting Christmas book I’ve ever seen!
December 13, 2020
Why this is the Worst Christmas book ever? According to the rock, its because "Santa Clause is NOT in the book and reason #2: there is no magical train to take me to the North Pole." Funniest lines in the whole book (in my opinion) lol
Of course there was a little surprise at the end and the rock did get to see Santa so he was inaccurate. But his trip there was totally unrelated to Christmas and a unique one haha
Of course there was a little surprise at the end and the rock did get to see Santa so he was inaccurate. But his trip there was totally unrelated to Christmas and a unique one haha
November 15, 2024
The best worst Christmas book ever!
What a great heartwarming Christmas story I mean, what a great worst story… I mean, that’s the worst. Best Christmas story… I’m confused, but that was a good book.
My nine-year-old “ This is definitely five stars.”
My seven-year-old says “ This rock is wrong about all of the things that he tells us about in the story.” I think that means she likes it.
It’s a great Christmas read.
What a great heartwarming Christmas story I mean, what a great worst story… I mean, that’s the worst. Best Christmas story… I’m confused, but that was a good book.
My nine-year-old “ This is definitely five stars.”
My seven-year-old says “ This rock is wrong about all of the things that he tells us about in the story.” I think that means she likes it.
It’s a great Christmas read.
January 4, 2021
Awesome!!
This book was amazing! It was very short, but kept me
entertained! I especially loved the part where- wait. If you
haven't read the book yet, don't read what I'm about to say.
I especially loved the part where the rock gets thrown past the
North Pole, and straight into.... drum roll please... Santa's sack
of toys!!!! Awesome read!
This book was amazing! It was very short, but kept me
entertained! I especially loved the part where- wait. If you
haven't read the book yet, don't read what I'm about to say.
I especially loved the part where the rock gets thrown past the
North Pole, and straight into.... drum roll please... Santa's sack
of toys!!!! Awesome read!
November 19, 2021
What a fun to read cute story in the whole entire world. What happens? Why it happens? I leave it all up to you to discover. Fun! Fun! Fun! I love this book and Highly Recommend it for 4-8 year olds and all. The simple illustrations aide in the worst Christmas book in the whole entire world. There is even a chuckle at the end.
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December 14, 2022Good for for small kids
Not a lot to the story and really short.. Really cute story though. My 2 year old love it, it kept her quiet for a while, although she lost interest at times.
Not a lot to the story and really short.. Really cute story though. My 2 year old love it, it kept her quiet for a while, although she lost interest at times.
December 17, 2024
It's enjoyable
Everyone has a little bit of a grumpy side. What do you get when you have a non optimistic character and everything that could go wrong does!? You have this funny little tale on why this truly is the worst christmas ever lol.
Everyone has a little bit of a grumpy side. What do you get when you have a non optimistic character and everything that could go wrong does!? You have this funny little tale on why this truly is the worst christmas ever lol.
July 25, 2020
I love a book that makes us laugh out loud and makes us smile! I will be looking for more books from this author and will be recommending this book to people I know! Everyone deserves a smile!
August 6, 2020
Worst Christmas??
This book has funny songs about stinky feet, Santa, a yeti, a jingle bus. The kids got a kick out of it. They love the rock as the main character.
This book has funny songs about stinky feet, Santa, a yeti, a jingle bus. The kids got a kick out of it. They love the rock as the main character.
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