I really do try hard not to judge a book right away, hence why I often give it to 25%/100 pages (whichever comes first) before I'll stop reading. But I knew from the first page that I was not going to stick with this one.
Premise sounded cool (other reviews say it's basically Inuyasha, so of course it's cool), but I am vibing zero with the execution. I don't like the writing style, it's very boring. Often just lists of actions with a criminal lack of variation in sentence structure, which is half the reason it's so boring. There's nothing exciting in the construction of it to engage my interest or make me feel anything at all. The action felt random because of this lack of emotive narration, apparently some monkeys exploded and were reduced to just "pieces", but it is simply stated to be this way and we move on, so it wasn't cool even though I think it was supposed to be. When the characters are supposed to be feeling any kind of emotion, it is simply told to us that they are feeling it, and that's not even all of the time. Sometimes we just have to assume how they must be feeling based on absolutely nothing at all other than imagining how WE would be feeling in this situation. It reminds me of the way I used to write when I was like 11 and I didn't know that there was an actual learned skill in writing and not just something anyone could do right away.
The writing was my biggest ick and the thing that has ultimately put me off permanently. There are other things I didn't like which I could have lived with.
Suzume and Kaito are just unbearable.
Suzume is self-absorbed and vain and honestly? Not much else. She is extremely two-dimensional with not a single surface-level redeeming quality that would make me like her, never mind anything with more substance. The only interesting thing about her is that the plot is happening to her (and something about being the reincarnation of a 500-year-old priestess, but that's not a personality trait and it's not something I can love about a character). She isn't nice to a single other character. She is bitter and rude to everyone (I literally don't care that it's because of her royal status), thinks of herself as better than everyone else she meets, hates Kaito but still somehow finds it within herself to comment often on how hot he is (puke).
Kaito is supposed to be this ancient dragon who has been awakened from a sleep he was forced into and is hungry for revenge, but he is literally just some guy who talks a lot of shit but never actually follows through with it, so he has this problem where he's supposed to be scary but he's not because he is never shown to be an actual threat, and he's also supposed to be sexy but he can't even be scary properly so he fails at that too. He bops about pretending he is going to lustfully touch Suzume but never does, spends a considerable amount of time laughing very hard at her for things that are only funny if you're 7 years old, and likes to call her his "pet", in an attempt to demean her except it only mildly pisses her off and in no other way is she treated like one would expect an ancient dragon to treat a lowly human bride. Like I said, he's just some guy.
Additionally, the world-building is lacking in that we are treated as if we already know this world as well as we do our own. There is no context provided for a lot of the terminology used nor do we even understand the significance of the dragon. I do think that might come later, because right when I left off we finally seemed to be getting hints of what happened 500 years ago when Kaito was sealed, but like, Suzume accidentally unsealed him and didn't even think to herself "oh my god, what the HELL is going on", she just rolls with it, so it's like...is this not meant to be a big deal??
My final biggest issue is that Kaito randomly takes Suzume to this natural hot spring so that she will have a vision, and there's this tiny Thumbelina sized old lady there who I guess is god or something because she seems to know everything. Suzume asks her to basically explain what the hell is going on with the magic, the past, the plot etc. And this tiny Thumbelina lady basically tells her "now is not the time, you will learn as you go on your journey". That is the dumbest thing I could even conceive of. You are now admitting that someone has all the answers and apparently the forethought/powers of prophecy to understand exactly what journey the characters will go on and why and what will happen there. But why is this someone sitting there telling the main character "yes, I Know All, but I'm not going to tell you because if I told you, we wouldn't have a three-book series to sell, would we?" I'm sorry, this kind of plot device NEVER works. It would have been better if there was no tiny Thumbelina lady, and instead Suzume decided on her own not to tell Kaito about the vision. She could have been portrayed as smart, even conniving, and this would have further cemented the idea that she doesn't trust Kaito and shown that she is actually paying attention. Because so far, Suzume and Kaito are travelling together and apparently are married sort of but not really, but they don't even feel like they're existing in the same space together, they are just like dolls someone sat side by side who are randomly saying lines at each other without any real thought or feeling behind them.
I started writing this review giving it a 2-star rating but I've bumped it down to 1 because I don't think I actually did like anything about this. This is a bad month for reading it seems, I've been sorely disappointed again.