The Last Pure Human

by Twisted Hilarity

Kasan, a prince of the feline Kyashin race, is in deep shit. He’s in heat, he needs a consort to help him survive it, and his uncle has locked him away from every available candidate. When he’s offered a small human male at the last moment, he’s quite happy to accept. His new consort, on the other hand, is a little less than pleased with the situation. So what’s a human to do when he finds himself in the bed of a hot, sexed-up alien? We’re about to find out.

Genres: M M Romance, Aliens, Science Fiction, Fantasy, Romance, Yaoi, Erotica

Unknown Binding

About the author

I'm a relatively new fan of male/male erotica. It’s a bit embarrassing, really. How, in this age of computers, did I go so long without finding gay romance? It shouldn’t be possible. Here I am, a person who’s always enjoyed a bit of hero molestation by the male villain, so you’d think I would be the first to jump on the sexy bandwagon of gay romantic love.

Sadly, that’s not my style at all. If you take away the tweedish erudition, my style is more reminiscent of the absent minded professor who suddenly realizes that he’s been walking around campus with his pants off. I'm a master of obliviousness.

If you're wondering what you'll find in my stories, I prefer long, romantic fantasies with sex, a little angst, warm fuzzies, humor, and happy endings. Warm Fuzzy Porn? Fluffy Kink? Whatever you want to call it, my inner marshmallow thrives on this cotton-candy stuff like it’s a super-vitamin for the soul.

Currently, most of my efforts are in draft form, free to peruse on-line until they are submitted for publishing.

So if a little fun and sex, and a mandatory happy ending, is what you're in the mood for, come on over and enjoy the fluff-porn.

Reviews

[dumbells · Rating 4 out of 5]

Might as well put it on my read pile as there has not been any update from the author since the year 2017 and unfortunately it does not look like she is gonne be in for a comeback. Shame as this world really was interesting in it's creation and she was one of the authors I enjoyed.

[Neyjour · Rating 5 out of 5]

After all these years, I still cling to the hope that one day we’ll get a continuation and conclusion to this story. *quietly weeps*

[Panssj · Rating 5 out of 5]

Sometimes I come back to this story to re-read it. I love it very much—the characters and also the setting. The scene where Max discovers what happened to the other humans will stay with me. It's a shame that the author never updated after 2015. I think we were close to the ending. I would have liked to purchase this story as a book. I hope everything is going well in the author's life and that she is enjoying life. I also hope she'll read this comment and know that this story touched a lot of people, who remember it with affection.

[MissArlena · Rating 3 out of 5]

La historia no está finalizada, la autora lo dejó en el capítulo 40.

Aunque entretiene, tiene muchísimas inconsistencias y lagunas en el argumento, pareciera que en el planeta de estos gatos humanos son tontos, además de Kasan es el mayor tonto de todos, por la de mal entendidos que se podrían haber evitado, a pesar del tema del idioma.

Por otra parte, demasiados soliloquios que me resultaron repetitivos y cansinos, de lo que piensa Max, y lo piensa Kasan, aunque sobre todo Max, a pesar de que tiene sus momentos graciosos.

Una pena, porque creo que sería realmente mejorable.

[Ilys]

Interesting start and was soooo looking forward to this story I mean a catlike male alien and a human? Hell yes! Aaaand then the inner monologue started and omfg it never stopped neeeevvvveeeeeer!!!Sigh.

[Marianne Boutet · Rating 5 out of 5]

Really clever story about a guy...and a tall cat guy...and love on an alien planet. I reread it from time to time when I need a chuckle.

[nursenilsson · Rating 3 out of 5]

Read this many years ago. Rating from memory, not from re-read. :)

[Shahira8826 · Rating 1 out of 5]

Romanticized rape. Purple prose. Repeated words.
I need some brain bleach after reading this.

[BTina · Rating 4 out of 5]

The story began as a comedy and changed later into action and a bit of suspense while the erotic heat stayed high. Max behaved like a child during the first half. Kasan acted clueless and overprotective in the second half. Androcles was always one step ahead. ;-) 3.5 stars.

Several chapters (and years) later I can recommend the author for the continually improved wriiting - though I still wished to whack Kasan over the head until he gains the ability to actually ask his mate what's going on.