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Long Schlong Silver
They say he’s huge, enormous, a babymaker so big it crosses state lines.
Bobby Silver—disgraced quarterback, legend, local gigolo.
I couldn’t care less.
I just want his boat.
I’m a broker. I help the rich obtain the unobtainable.
So when my latest client tells me he wants a certain hillbilly house boat, I’m seriously confused.
I thought it would be an easy sell, but Mr. Silver’s playing hard to get.
Knockout eyes, all the muscle, a third leg that’s the town tourist attraction…
He might be king of the hill around here, but I’ve never left a job without getting what I want, and those big blues aren’t going to be my undoing.
It doesn’t help he’s become a starring role in my fantasies.
That I’m maybe the tiniest, teensiest bit curious.
Because hooking up with him would be disaster of biblical proportions.
And I’m not ready to meet my maker just yet.
Brace yourself, gals, it’s about to get rough, randy, and all kinds of dirty in the Ozarks. Long Schlong Silver is a full length, standalone bad boy romance with a ton of steam. There’s no cheating, no cliffhangers and a breathless, guaranteed HEA. Don’t miss it!
Bobby Silver—disgraced quarterback, legend, local gigolo.
I couldn’t care less.
I just want his boat.
I’m a broker. I help the rich obtain the unobtainable.
So when my latest client tells me he wants a certain hillbilly house boat, I’m seriously confused.
I thought it would be an easy sell, but Mr. Silver’s playing hard to get.
Knockout eyes, all the muscle, a third leg that’s the town tourist attraction…
He might be king of the hill around here, but I’ve never left a job without getting what I want, and those big blues aren’t going to be my undoing.
It doesn’t help he’s become a starring role in my fantasies.
That I’m maybe the tiniest, teensiest bit curious.
Because hooking up with him would be disaster of biblical proportions.
And I’m not ready to meet my maker just yet.
Brace yourself, gals, it’s about to get rough, randy, and all kinds of dirty in the Ozarks. Long Schlong Silver is a full length, standalone bad boy romance with a ton of steam. There’s no cheating, no cliffhangers and a breathless, guaranteed HEA. Don’t miss it!
268 pages, Kindle Edition
Published August 2, 2019
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Teagan Kade
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Teagan Kade thinks talking about yourself in the third person is silly, just like her collection of snow globes and rare manga. When she's not being silly, she's hanging out with her own Storm and two children in the south of Australia, dreaming of new characters and torturous ways they can get themselves into trouble. Teagan loves hearing from her readers, all of whom are as dear to her heart as salted caramel cookies. Shoot her an email at: teagan@teagankade.com. She doesn't bite.
Teagan Kade thinks talking about yourself in the third person is silly, just like her collection of snow globes and rare manga. When she's not being silly, she's hanging out with her own Storm and two children in the south of Australia, dreaming of new characters and torturous ways they can get themselves into trouble. Teagan loves hearing from her readers, all of whom are as dear to her heart as salted caramel cookies. Shoot her an email at: teagan@teagankade.com. She doesn't bite.
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August 10, 2019
Loved Gisele & Bobby's story. Good characters. I couldn't put this one down. Loved it! I'm voluntarily leaving an honest review for a free copy of the book.
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September 18, 2022My Kindle recs are wildin' 🤣
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September 12, 2019
I have a few things to admit. First, I grabbed this book off of KU solely because the title was goofy and caught my eye. I honestly thought it would be silly. (Is the author a marketing genius? Maybe!). Second, I mostly skimmed through so I may have missed some details. However, I was totally surprised that this was a solid story (despite the giant penis) with a good plot that kept my attention and interest. So even if you’re like me and grab this for the title and cover, I’m sure you’ll find it’s a fun read and an entertaining, steamy romance!
August 3, 2019
I enjoy Ms. Kade’s writing, but this was not one of my favorite books of hers. For me, the book was mostly about sex and Bobby’s long snake. There is a story here that is exciting. Gisele seemed like a good person who was trying to do the right thing. Bobby’s friend Bart was funny. If you like a lot of sex, you will enjoy this book. I voluntarily read an Advanced Reader’s Copy of this book.
August 28, 2019
DNF 33% and couldn't read any more.
December 30, 2022
This book was such a mashup of suspense, smut, and humor. I really did like it. I'm honestly not sure why I picked up this book as it's been in my Kindle for a little bit. This author is new to me, but I'll be sure to check out more by her.
Gisele Cole is a fixer (she's listed as a broker in the blurb), which is essentially someone who goes to ridiculous lengths to get the person who pays her what they want. Through the course of the book we learn just some of the things that she has done to get things done for her clients. It's mind-blowing! Her newest client is after something that Bobby Silver has, so Gisele is on his doorstep…or rather boat dock as it were.
Imagine her surprise when she finds out that Bobby is the town ride for the ladies. Is she curious what keeps the ladies lining up? Sure…maybe a little bit, but she's got to focus. She's never failed a client and she's not about to start now. Things start to unravel when Gisele and Bobby figure out that the client isn't after what he initially told Gisele he wanted.
Bobby may be used to bullets flying, but Gisele certainly isn't and she is NOT a fan. I loved Bart so much! He was a riot, but also a rock when both Bobby and Gisele needed him.
Always check the TW/CW:
💥BDSM
💥violence
Anywho! Time to wrap this up with the goodies:
Read: 3🌟🌟🌟
Spice: 4 🌶🌶🌶🌶
HEA
Gisele Cole is a fixer (she's listed as a broker in the blurb), which is essentially someone who goes to ridiculous lengths to get the person who pays her what they want. Through the course of the book we learn just some of the things that she has done to get things done for her clients. It's mind-blowing! Her newest client is after something that Bobby Silver has, so Gisele is on his doorstep…or rather boat dock as it were.
Imagine her surprise when she finds out that Bobby is the town ride for the ladies. Is she curious what keeps the ladies lining up? Sure…maybe a little bit, but she's got to focus. She's never failed a client and she's not about to start now. Things start to unravel when Gisele and Bobby figure out that the client isn't after what he initially told Gisele he wanted.
Bobby may be used to bullets flying, but Gisele certainly isn't and she is NOT a fan. I loved Bart so much! He was a riot, but also a rock when both Bobby and Gisele needed him.
Always check the TW/CW:
💥BDSM
💥violence
Anywho! Time to wrap this up with the goodies:
Read: 3🌟🌟🌟
Spice: 4 🌶🌶🌶🌶
HEA
March 9, 2022
This book was awesome! It made me laugh, cry and had a little bit of mystery to it.
We are introduced to Gisele who is hired by her “client” to find Bobby and his houseboat. After several back and forth with Bobby Gisele realize she isn’t hired to buy the houseboat or find the three million that was once under the floor board of the boat. Bobby has something else Gisele’s client wants. The whole time I was assuming Gisele client is Danny, Bobby’s friend who he had the accident with. But it’s not, I was hoping we’d get a little more about Gisele client, Knowles. I was glad to see after so many years Bobby friend forgive hm, they reunited like the years never passed.
In the epilogue I was glad to see what they did with the land. It was nice to know they have a daughter and Gisele was doing pro-bono work as a lawyer. I love they have another child on the way but don’t know what it is. It nice to see Gisele and Bobby have settled down on the edge of town right by the river!
We are introduced to Gisele who is hired by her “client” to find Bobby and his houseboat. After several back and forth with Bobby Gisele realize she isn’t hired to buy the houseboat or find the three million that was once under the floor board of the boat. Bobby has something else Gisele’s client wants. The whole time I was assuming Gisele client is Danny, Bobby’s friend who he had the accident with. But it’s not, I was hoping we’d get a little more about Gisele client, Knowles. I was glad to see after so many years Bobby friend forgive hm, they reunited like the years never passed.
In the epilogue I was glad to see what they did with the land. It was nice to know they have a daughter and Gisele was doing pro-bono work as a lawyer. I love they have another child on the way but don’t know what it is. It nice to see Gisele and Bobby have settled down on the edge of town right by the river!
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May 4, 2023Long
It took me months to finish this book.
It does not move at a very quick pace
So many questions that never really get answered.
It is a pretty outrageous book.
Lots of somewhat loose ends.
A woman has been tasked to buy a houseboat off the local drunken man-whore. She befriends the man and his neighbor. I feel like there was a dog, but I'm not sure, it seems like a there would be one. Anyway, he won't sell so they try to figure out why the buyer wants the boat. Sparks fly between them and a journey of self discovery ensues. The buyer does not give up, A bunch of backwater action occurs. HEA.
I do not plan on reading this author again.
It took me months to finish this book.
It does not move at a very quick pace
So many questions that never really get answered.
It is a pretty outrageous book.
Lots of somewhat loose ends.
A woman has been tasked to buy a houseboat off the local drunken man-whore. She befriends the man and his neighbor. I feel like there was a dog, but I'm not sure, it seems like a there would be one. Anyway, he won't sell so they try to figure out why the buyer wants the boat. Sparks fly between them and a journey of self discovery ensues. The buyer does not give up, A bunch of backwater action occurs. HEA.
I do not plan on reading this author again.
January 1, 2020
What woman donest love a good story about a big river monster lol. At first glance the guy is nothing more that a manwhore. He has everything he could possibly need. A boathouse, a best friend, an endless stream of women willing to be the next to help him forget himself and a need to be more I felt. But what he didnt have was a challenge. Now granted our heroine wasnt an angel either. A little grit with alot of smartass. Together they found something special and cute in a backwoods kinda way. If your curious read the book.
January 28, 2024
Disappointed
I didn't like this story. I read as much as I could but it was boring. I skimmed over 50% of the novel. I didn't feel like there was any chemistry between Gisele and Bobby. Besides his package size, he didn't seem appealing. I felt the flirty feel flat. The dialogue was boring and limited. This story was a lot of telling and very little showing. I also got tired of reading about Bobby's package or Gisele's body at random moments in the novel. This story was not engaging to me. The three stars was for effort and a bomb blurb!
I didn't like this story. I read as much as I could but it was boring. I skimmed over 50% of the novel. I didn't feel like there was any chemistry between Gisele and Bobby. Besides his package size, he didn't seem appealing. I felt the flirty feel flat. The dialogue was boring and limited. This story was a lot of telling and very little showing. I also got tired of reading about Bobby's package or Gisele's body at random moments in the novel. This story was not engaging to me. The three stars was for effort and a bomb blurb!
March 16, 2023
Bobby was gross. Gisele was a Mary Sue.
There was so much wrong geographically and in the wording that I had to look up where the author was from. Not shocking - Australia.
The story felt like it took place in rural, swampy, Louisiana. But ended up being Missouri??
Then the show down at the end had every citizen in the city with guns and assault rifles.
Plus character names like Cephus, Buck, Billy Ray, Bobby, etc. made it feel like bad ‘Murica fanfiction.
There was so much wrong geographically and in the wording that I had to look up where the author was from. Not shocking - Australia.
The story felt like it took place in rural, swampy, Louisiana. But ended up being Missouri??
Then the show down at the end had every citizen in the city with guns and assault rifles.
Plus character names like Cephus, Buck, Billy Ray, Bobby, etc. made it feel like bad ‘Murica fanfiction.
This entire review has been hidden because of spoilers.
December 23, 2022
Steamy Ozark Sensation
Don’t let the title draw you away as a straight up steam fest! Oh, it’s steamy alright, but there was a good story about growth & repairing the past! Bobby needs to learn to forgive himself for deeds down in the past, Gisele needs to decide whether her job is worth losing everything. This was a surprising story, & I couldn’t put it down.
Don’t let the title draw you away as a straight up steam fest! Oh, it’s steamy alright, but there was a good story about growth & repairing the past! Bobby needs to learn to forgive himself for deeds down in the past, Gisele needs to decide whether her job is worth losing everything. This was a surprising story, & I couldn’t put it down.
December 27, 2022
Pretty Good Story
I was impressed that the author was able to keep my attention with a story centered around a man and his schlong! That assumption was false. The schlong was a central subject in this drama, but the lead characters journey to finding love and romance topped your interest more than the erotic schlong references! Good story! Recommended!
I was impressed that the author was able to keep my attention with a story centered around a man and his schlong! That assumption was false. The schlong was a central subject in this drama, but the lead characters journey to finding love and romance topped your interest more than the erotic schlong references! Good story! Recommended!
December 27, 2022
Despite the name, this book is more than smut. There is a storyline and the characters are very well developed and quite likeable. The whole story was totally different to what I expected but it did enjoy it.
February 18, 2023
great adventure
With a side bar of love. Finder finds love. She came to buy a house boat and found her true love. The tricky part is to hold on to it, her ruthless boss wants the boat. Great read!
With a side bar of love. Finder finds love. She came to buy a house boat and found her true love. The tricky part is to hold on to it, her ruthless boss wants the boat. Great read!
July 15, 2020
Ridiculous name and premise but exceeded expectations. I'm a sucker for a slacker with heart for a hero complemented with a take-no-prisoners heroine.
June 23, 2023
okay
An okay read that had elements that I liked and some I didn’t. Characters were okay but can’t say I thought any were outstanding. Not a keeper.
An okay read that had elements that I liked and some I didn’t. Characters were okay but can’t say I thought any were outstanding. Not a keeper.
August 3, 2019
Gisele is a high priced fixer - when one of her filthy rich and powerful clients makes a request, she'll do pretty much everything and anything to get it done. For a price, a hefty price. When she's tasked to buy a run-down nasty houseboat moored deep in the Ozarks, she assumes it'll be an easy job to get some toothless hillbilly to part with the eyesore in exchange for more moonshine money than he's ever seen. But boy, was she wrong. The owner happens to be an ex-hotshot quarterback who is still fit and smoking, but the kicker is that he's literally got women lining up around the bend to have a go at his bed. Bobby "Long Schlong" Silver is known as the orgasm king, guaranteed to cure any sexual deficiencies a woman might have previously suffered, and he's in very high demand. He figures it will take only a few winks to get into Gisele's designer panties, but he finds that there is way more to this firecracker than a pretty face. Beating him at his own game (competition fishing), she's a wonder, and wonderful to get to know. Cancelling his book of appointments, Bobby dedicates all of his time and effort to catching the uncatchable, since Gisele is the prize he never realized he might want to make his own. Loads of twists and turns, some seriously hot action (both on the houseboat and with armed intruders), this is a thrilling romp!
August 5, 2019
Undone By the Devil
Another great thrilling read from Ms Kade. Grabs you by the throat and drags you in from the very beginning! With fast action and betrayal and the perfect HEA. Full of love and laughter! The main characters in this wonderful hilariously funny story are amazing and oh so perfect together in this unique storyline. Only Teagan Kade has a way with witty dirty words that has you in tears with laughter! Why is Gisela Cole wanting to buy Bobby Bear Silver’s houseboat and who is her client? She is a broker for the rich and powerful, but will this be her first fail? I loved the deals Bobby and Gisele make in the fishing competition. Will Gisele be taking her top off and doing a funny dance? Or will Bobby be taking Gisele out for dinner and listening to her proposal? The danger and intrigue now hots up, fast and furious has nothing on this superb read! Will they be able to untangle the mystery of the houseboat and the mess they are both in? The electricity between Gisele and Bobby was so palpable and blows you away with its intensity! The Christian Grey moments are so hot and of course the Daniel Craig moment too! Will Gisele be his one and will he ever forgive himself for his tragic dark past? An absolutely well deserved 5 star ⭐️ read that I highly recommend as a must read!
I voluntarily reviewed this book after receiving a free copy
Another great thrilling read from Ms Kade. Grabs you by the throat and drags you in from the very beginning! With fast action and betrayal and the perfect HEA. Full of love and laughter! The main characters in this wonderful hilariously funny story are amazing and oh so perfect together in this unique storyline. Only Teagan Kade has a way with witty dirty words that has you in tears with laughter! Why is Gisela Cole wanting to buy Bobby Bear Silver’s houseboat and who is her client? She is a broker for the rich and powerful, but will this be her first fail? I loved the deals Bobby and Gisele make in the fishing competition. Will Gisele be taking her top off and doing a funny dance? Or will Bobby be taking Gisele out for dinner and listening to her proposal? The danger and intrigue now hots up, fast and furious has nothing on this superb read! Will they be able to untangle the mystery of the houseboat and the mess they are both in? The electricity between Gisele and Bobby was so palpable and blows you away with its intensity! The Christian Grey moments are so hot and of course the Daniel Craig moment too! Will Gisele be his one and will he ever forgive himself for his tragic dark past? An absolutely well deserved 5 star ⭐️ read that I highly recommend as a must read!
I voluntarily reviewed this book after receiving a free copy
August 3, 2019
I voluntarily reviewed a copy of "LONG SCHLONG SILVER" Gisele Cole returns to the Arzarks looking for her target that her client wants her to buy his old rusted down boat she gets highly paid for finding things that her anonymous wealthy exclusive clients want.
Bobby was once a quarterback until something traumatic happened and he lost it all he went into the Army got an honorable discharge and now lives on his houseboat in Arzark.
Booby is known around town to the ladies as the "CURE" he's very talented with his snake can give the perfect "O" these ladies have never had he's got a line up and schedule other than that he fishes and drinks that's what his day consists of nice.
Bobby meets Gisele and she's no push over she doesn't fall for his whit or charm another notch on his boat post she only want him for his boat Roxanne.
This was an interesting, entertaining, intriguing, fun filled drama, with some action and a few twists to keep you glued to your seat there's more going on here it's definitely a must read the characters were terrific great personalities, humorous especially Bart he was great also well worth the read.
Bobby was once a quarterback until something traumatic happened and he lost it all he went into the Army got an honorable discharge and now lives on his houseboat in Arzark.
Booby is known around town to the ladies as the "CURE" he's very talented with his snake can give the perfect "O" these ladies have never had he's got a line up and schedule other than that he fishes and drinks that's what his day consists of nice.
Bobby meets Gisele and she's no push over she doesn't fall for his whit or charm another notch on his boat post she only want him for his boat Roxanne.
This was an interesting, entertaining, intriguing, fun filled drama, with some action and a few twists to keep you glued to your seat there's more going on here it's definitely a must read the characters were terrific great personalities, humorous especially Bart he was great also well worth the read.
August 3, 2019
A cute read. This story follows Gisele and Bobby "Long Schlong" Silver. Gisele is a high priced fixer and Bobby is known as the orgasm king! Gisele’s next request is to purchase a rather nasty, run-down houseboat moored deep in the Ozark's. She figures she’ll be in and out - getting some toothless hillbilly to sell a worthless houseboat to her should be a snap. Life doesn’t always work out how we expect. The owner happens to be an ex-hotshot quarterback who is still fit and smoking, but the kicker is that he's literally got women lining up around the bend. He guarantees to cure any sexual problem a woman may have previously suffered, and if his demand is any indication, he’s very good at his job. Both figure they will have no trouble manipulating the other but things don’t go as expected. I voluntarily received an arc copy of this book from the author and purchased a copy as well
August 3, 2019
You might have formed some ideas from the title, and they're probably spot on, but thats not all story has to offer!
Bobby had quite a past along with a current reputation for curing what ale's the female population in their small part of the Ozarks.
Gisele came to their sleepy fishing hole town on a mission to secure a property for her client. The poor woman got much more than she bargained for from her opposition. She got all sides of Bobby Silver!
A match of wits, sexual innuendos, pride, and a wicked game of cat mouse who will come out the other side unscathed?
That my fellow reader is where the story takes a suspenseful twist!
You will want to read this hot and heavy, emotionally electrifying humorous story to find out!
Ms. Kade integrated a layered story, with some pretty amazing characters, heat, and heart- making for a read that honestly, took me by surprise!
Read Through Kindle Unlimted :)
4.5 Stars
Bobby had quite a past along with a current reputation for curing what ale's the female population in their small part of the Ozarks.
Gisele came to their sleepy fishing hole town on a mission to secure a property for her client. The poor woman got much more than she bargained for from her opposition. She got all sides of Bobby Silver!
A match of wits, sexual innuendos, pride, and a wicked game of cat mouse who will come out the other side unscathed?
That my fellow reader is where the story takes a suspenseful twist!
You will want to read this hot and heavy, emotionally electrifying humorous story to find out!
Ms. Kade integrated a layered story, with some pretty amazing characters, heat, and heart- making for a read that honestly, took me by surprise!
Read Through Kindle Unlimted :)
4.5 Stars
August 3, 2019
The characters of this story are more than meets the eye. After the first chapter about Bobby I didn't think I was going to like him at all, but the more I got into the story the more I came to like him. Bobby is broken, doesn't like to lose and wants to be better. I liked Gisele for the start. She is tough, competitive and does what she needs to do to get the job done. Some of the things she has done are questionable but not out right illegal. The more Gisele gets into Bobby's life the more she doesn't want to finish the job. Needless to say this does not go over well with the client. Bobby and Gisele are defined by their past, but they are trying to move on. Gisele really helps Bobby to come to terms with his past. I really enjoyed this story. I also loved the secondary characters they were more than meets the eye also. Teagan Kade gave me the suspense and action I look forward to from her. I voluntarily read and reviewed an advanced reader's copy.
August 6, 2019
I really enjoyed the story of Bobby and Giselle. The chemistry between them was so hot and steamy. I liked that this story had a little mystery an danger element to it. Giselle is a woman who works for buyers who want to remain anonymous and want or collect one of a kind items. Bobby is a former athlete who just wants to live his life peacefully. He has a houseboat Giselle's client wants. There is some mystery as to why someone would want an old houseboat that seems close to falling apart. There in lies the mystery and danger. The two are attracted to one another. Booby falls first and fast for Giselle. In Giselle he has met his match and knows that she is the one. This was a very well written book and I love how they are able to with the help of the small town Bobby lives in; able to overcome the danger and make sure it never comes back. Wonderful HEA!
I voluntarily reviewed an ARC of this book.
I voluntarily reviewed an ARC of this book.
August 11, 2019
Bobby has made many mistakes in his life but could this be his biggest one yet??
I’ll do anything to get the job done well all most anything could this be the one time I use my body??
Gisele has been tasked with retrieving a houseboat but when she see’s it she’s left a little confused as to why the person would want the run down thing.
Bobby is the disgraced quarterback after a horrific accident left his friend paralysed for life, but he soon works out what Gisele is after and he’s going to drive a hard bargain but little does she know that he’s still not going to hand it over to her not matter what the cost.
We see two of the most unlikely people start to fall for one another is this book. But the story also addresses the issue living with guilt and seeing both of them making some of the biggest decision of their lives. I enjoyed this read and I’m looking forward to reading more books from Ms Kade.
I’ll do anything to get the job done well all most anything could this be the one time I use my body??
Gisele has been tasked with retrieving a houseboat but when she see’s it she’s left a little confused as to why the person would want the run down thing.
Bobby is the disgraced quarterback after a horrific accident left his friend paralysed for life, but he soon works out what Gisele is after and he’s going to drive a hard bargain but little does she know that he’s still not going to hand it over to her not matter what the cost.
We see two of the most unlikely people start to fall for one another is this book. But the story also addresses the issue living with guilt and seeing both of them making some of the biggest decision of their lives. I enjoyed this read and I’m looking forward to reading more books from Ms Kade.
August 23, 2019
DNF - quit at 27%
Well, I don't know what I was expecting, but this wasn't it. I guess I wanted some mindless sexiness to purge my mind from reading some not so great beginnings of other books I DNF. This was another not so great beginning for another DNF book. I tried to hang in there, hoping it would get better, but the main character, Bobby (AKA- Long Schlong Silver), was not likable or portrayed as sexy in anyway. I had a hard time believing any woman would be interested in him just because he has a big dick & supposedly knows how to use it (which I saw no evidence of his use of it, just allegations). The back & forth between Bobby & Gisele just seemed bizarre. I needed more to this story to hold my attention. Also, considering the title, there really wasn't any sex scenes by 27%.
At my age, life is to short & my time to important to force myself to read a book I'm not enjoying, especially when there are so many other books out there waiting to be read.
Well, I don't know what I was expecting, but this wasn't it. I guess I wanted some mindless sexiness to purge my mind from reading some not so great beginnings of other books I DNF. This was another not so great beginning for another DNF book. I tried to hang in there, hoping it would get better, but the main character, Bobby (AKA- Long Schlong Silver), was not likable or portrayed as sexy in anyway. I had a hard time believing any woman would be interested in him just because he has a big dick & supposedly knows how to use it (which I saw no evidence of his use of it, just allegations). The back & forth between Bobby & Gisele just seemed bizarre. I needed more to this story to hold my attention. Also, considering the title, there really wasn't any sex scenes by 27%.
At my age, life is to short & my time to important to force myself to read a book I'm not enjoying, especially when there are so many other books out there waiting to be read.
August 5, 2019
Gisele and Bobby aren’t your typical couple. Gisele is a fixer which means she’s the one you go to if you want to find and obtain things. She is constantly on the go sand is very good at what she does. Bobby is a legend where he lives. He has an angsty backstory but he spends his time drinking and just sleeping with women. He’s famous for his appendage and women come down and book time with him so they can find their ‘O’. Gisele comes to inquire about Bobby’s boat because her client wants it but Bobby won’t sell. The dialogue and chemistry between Bobby and Gisele is snappy and on fire. They intrigue one another because neither wants to step down from a challenge. Of course with a book with this title, you’re going to have a lot of sex scenes and the scenes are pretty racy and hot. The book has some action and suspense. It’s a well rounded book. It’s an entertaining bad boy romance.
August 19, 2019
Bobby is a hoot. Also known as Long Schlong Silver.
What a truly funny and interesting story. The title really reveals what the story is about. Bobby is an ex football star in this small Ozark town. He owns a houseboat named Roxanne and is known as the town gigolo. Bobby is also known for the size of his private parts.
When Giselle comes to town looking to buy Roxanne for her current investor Bobby let's her know that she's not for sale. But he is.
They both have feelings for each other and you get to see it grow. Giselle is not like the girls Bobby usually sees, she's a grown woman who loves as hard as she works. Can she make Bobby give up his houseboat or does she give up on this client?
Things get dangerous, and you wonder what's going to happen. Keep reading. Has a great ending. Thank you Reagan Kade for a funny and thought provoking story.
What a truly funny and interesting story. The title really reveals what the story is about. Bobby is an ex football star in this small Ozark town. He owns a houseboat named Roxanne and is known as the town gigolo. Bobby is also known for the size of his private parts.
When Giselle comes to town looking to buy Roxanne for her current investor Bobby let's her know that she's not for sale. But he is.
They both have feelings for each other and you get to see it grow. Giselle is not like the girls Bobby usually sees, she's a grown woman who loves as hard as she works. Can she make Bobby give up his houseboat or does she give up on this client?
Things get dangerous, and you wonder what's going to happen. Keep reading. Has a great ending. Thank you Reagan Kade for a funny and thought provoking story.
August 6, 2019
This is a fun, bad boy romance featuring Bobby, the local sports legend with a damaged reputation and Gisele, a broker for the ultra-rich who want the unattainable – in this case his houseboat. It doesn’t take long for Gisele to get Bobby’s number and soon she’s out-playing the player in her quest to satisfy her latest client. But Bobby’s resolute in his refusal to sell – after all he knows the reason for the interest in his run-down houseboat. When the mysterious client decides to up the ante, how will Bobby retaliate? What results is a well written adventure with engaging characters and plenty of humour, flirty banter, drama, mystery, and action along with several seriously spicy encounters. I received an Advance Reader Copy from the author and am voluntarily leaving a review.
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