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The Poop Diaries
"Disgusting, hilarious, and scary..." – Chicago Tribune "Stories from plumbers that will make you smile, giggle, and laugh out loud." – Arizona News Independent They come into our homes. They see us in our most fragile moments. Plumbers are a fixture in our lives. When a toilet clogs, a faucet leaks, or a sewer line plugs, we call those unsung heroes, desperately seeking help. They scoop out our poop and pull underwear, toothbrushes and cotton balls out of our toilets, doing whatever it takes to get the job done. On a late Wednesday evening, after my toilet clogged, I asked our plumber to share his top five “greatest hits.” The stories were so hilarious, I had to share them with the world. The Poop Diaries features true stories told by my plumber, and many other plumbers, about the most memorable service jobs they have worked on and most unique people they have helped. Whether it’s nudity, rats, fake vaginas, dildos, snakes, weapons and so much more, these plumbers have seen and smelled it all.
235 pages, Paperback
Published February 5, 2020
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July 12, 2020
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4.5 Stars!!
I jumped at the opportunity to read this book. It’s very different from what I normally read, but at times like these, light-hearted reads are more than welcome.
The stories in this book are entertaining, amusing, and downright nasty at times.
I loved it!
This book came about after the author called in a plumber about her clogged toilet. The plumber, Jon was a talkative man. His stories about the memorable people and service jobs he’s had were too good not to share and compelled the author to write this book. This book includes Jon’s stories as well as many other plumbers’ “greatest hits”.
I learned a lot about what not to put down the toilet. I also learned you can’t lie to your plumber, they WILL find out what is really blocking your toilet.
Plumbers deal with much more than just poop (although they do deal with a lot of poop too). Gigantic dildos, snakes, roaches, rats, drugs, weapons, and more! Plus all of the different customers they have to deal with. Hoarders and exhibitionists! Think that people answering the door naked or propositioning their plumber only happens in books or movies? Nope! And just imagine having to work around a guy who won’t get out of the shower WHILE you’re fixing it!
I enjoyed reading all the stories from different plumbers. Honestly, some stories did make me a bit nauseous. “Tasting the rainbow” is a story I will never forget. The things plumbers deal with would make someone with a strong stomach gag. The plumbers in this book have the STRONGEST stomachs ever. I thought female plumbers, Carissa and Jac had some of the best stories.
I have a lot of respect for the people who chose this line of work. We will always need plumbers!
A light-hearted and funny book of stories from those who have seen and smelled it all!
I'd like to thank Abby Ross for providing me with a copy of this book. All opinions are my own.
December 9, 2021
In the old days, I would have blamed my book club picking this as our December selection on copious amounts of wine having been drunk. But we now meet in a church hall in the daytime. We were cold stone sober.
The book consists of stories plumbers tell of their worst experiences. What it shows is how incredibly weird, gross and stupid people are. Who would flush filled dog poop bags down the toilet? Or wait weeks before calling a plumber as inches of poop pile up on the floor?
But the problem was it didn’t take long for the stories to become repetitive. And there is a decided ick factor to most of the stories.
It did give me a much greater appreciation for what plumbers are forced to deal with. And I don’t just mean the smells.
The book consists of stories plumbers tell of their worst experiences. What it shows is how incredibly weird, gross and stupid people are. Who would flush filled dog poop bags down the toilet? Or wait weeks before calling a plumber as inches of poop pile up on the floor?
But the problem was it didn’t take long for the stories to become repetitive. And there is a decided ick factor to most of the stories.
It did give me a much greater appreciation for what plumbers are forced to deal with. And I don’t just mean the smells.
February 5, 2022
“If I had my life to live over again, I’d be a plumber.”
– Albert Einstein
Everybody poops. Most have had to plunge a toilet or two in their time. Maybe a reader or two has dropped something accidently in the toilet - cell phone, wallet, keys, etc. Something you were forced/chose to fish out and then furiously washed your hands after.
But how many have flushed say sex toys, bags of dog poop, baby wipes, and other things down a toilet? How many have let out their pet snake and it went down the kitchen sink drain and was not seen alive again? How many have had their toilet clog and let it sit for weeks before calling a plumber to fix it out of embarrassment? How many would tolerate filth piling up in their basements before calling someone in? GAG!
This book isn't entirely about poop. It's about the many things various plumbers have experienced on their jobs from people getting naked around them, being asked out, misogyny, and rat infestations, to name a few.
This was an equally funny and gross book. Not too many people can say they go to work and encounter fake vaginas (unless you work in porn, sex shops, or work as sexual surrogate, etc.) or dead reptiles in pipes. Plumbers have seen it all, smelled it all, and in this book, some share their experiences. Some of the stories are repetitive, but in how many ways can someone destroy their plumbing? Plumbers keep our pipes flowing and toilets clog free.
This was a fun, yucky, fast read which was entertaining and had me appreciating plumbers. This book will not be for everyone. I chuckled a few times, shook my head at others. But I do see how this book might not be appealing to some. Do people still have bathroom books? This just might make an interesting one.
Remember – the next time you go to flush something down the toilet, stop and think ‘Is this something I would want a plumber to see?’
**This book was inspired when the author had to call a plumber and after her fixed her plumbing issues, hung around and they had an interesting chat.
3.5 stars
Thank you to Black Rose Writing and NetGalley who provided me with a copy of this book in exchange for an honest review. All the thoughts and opinions are my own.
Read more of my reviews at www.openbookposts.com
– Albert Einstein
Everybody poops. Most have had to plunge a toilet or two in their time. Maybe a reader or two has dropped something accidently in the toilet - cell phone, wallet, keys, etc. Something you were forced/chose to fish out and then furiously washed your hands after.
But how many have flushed say sex toys, bags of dog poop, baby wipes, and other things down a toilet? How many have let out their pet snake and it went down the kitchen sink drain and was not seen alive again? How many have had their toilet clog and let it sit for weeks before calling a plumber to fix it out of embarrassment? How many would tolerate filth piling up in their basements before calling someone in? GAG!
This book isn't entirely about poop. It's about the many things various plumbers have experienced on their jobs from people getting naked around them, being asked out, misogyny, and rat infestations, to name a few.
This was an equally funny and gross book. Not too many people can say they go to work and encounter fake vaginas (unless you work in porn, sex shops, or work as sexual surrogate, etc.) or dead reptiles in pipes. Plumbers have seen it all, smelled it all, and in this book, some share their experiences. Some of the stories are repetitive, but in how many ways can someone destroy their plumbing? Plumbers keep our pipes flowing and toilets clog free.
This was a fun, yucky, fast read which was entertaining and had me appreciating plumbers. This book will not be for everyone. I chuckled a few times, shook my head at others. But I do see how this book might not be appealing to some. Do people still have bathroom books? This just might make an interesting one.
Remember – the next time you go to flush something down the toilet, stop and think ‘Is this something I would want a plumber to see?’
**This book was inspired when the author had to call a plumber and after her fixed her plumbing issues, hung around and they had an interesting chat.
3.5 stars
Thank you to Black Rose Writing and NetGalley who provided me with a copy of this book in exchange for an honest review. All the thoughts and opinions are my own.
Read more of my reviews at www.openbookposts.com
January 14, 2021
Humorous anecdotes from professional plumbers about the various and sundry crap they face as they ply their trade. From the things they find while clearing out sewer pipes to the oddities of the customers encountered in the homes they service. For as long as I can remember, there has been a general complaint about the high prices that plumbers charge. After reading this, I don't think we pay them enough.
I must have some weird component in my genetic makeup, some fragment like that of a young kid that makes me find the word "poop" to be funny. Why is this so snicker-worthy to me? Unknown. Everybody poops. That's just the way it is.
I must have some weird component in my genetic makeup, some fragment like that of a young kid that makes me find the word "poop" to be funny. Why is this so snicker-worthy to me? Unknown. Everybody poops. That's just the way it is.
June 17, 2021
The Poop Diaries
by Abby Ross
This is a book with lots of strange, funny, odd, embarrassing, and weird stories from real life plumbers! It's not all about poop but it's certainly about plumbing!
Very strange things they find plugging up pipes, strange people they encounter in homes and work places, odd things that happen to them while working, and more!
They make good money but they sure make good stories too!
by Abby Ross
This is a book with lots of strange, funny, odd, embarrassing, and weird stories from real life plumbers! It's not all about poop but it's certainly about plumbing!
Very strange things they find plugging up pipes, strange people they encounter in homes and work places, odd things that happen to them while working, and more!
They make good money but they sure make good stories too!
January 3, 2022
It was time for a non-fiction palate cleanser; I saw a review for this recently and knew it was the one! This was a really funny read, and actually pretty informative.
The whole book is stories from plumbers, about all the weird stuff they’ve seen. Poop is nothing to these men and women - don’t worry if you’ve clogged your toilet and poop is everywhere. That’s nothing; it’s the other stuff that grosses them out. For example, stuff that should never go in a toilet:
Condoms
Sex toys
Baby wipes
Tampons
Lemons (don’t ask, just read!)
Each plumber who told their stories also talks about how they got into plumbing, and why it’s a life choice. Some stories are hilarious, some are touching, and they are all entertaining. Four stars for fun infotainment on a subject I now realize I knew nothing about!
The whole book is stories from plumbers, about all the weird stuff they’ve seen. Poop is nothing to these men and women - don’t worry if you’ve clogged your toilet and poop is everywhere. That’s nothing; it’s the other stuff that grosses them out. For example, stuff that should never go in a toilet:
Condoms
Sex toys
Baby wipes
Tampons
Lemons (don’t ask, just read!)
Each plumber who told their stories also talks about how they got into plumbing, and why it’s a life choice. Some stories are hilarious, some are touching, and they are all entertaining. Four stars for fun infotainment on a subject I now realize I knew nothing about!
February 5, 2022
Ok, the title caught my eye. But this is a bizarre read filled with stories from various plumbers, including a woman plumber about their strangest encounters. There are stories about other things besides the title subject thankfully though there is still a grossout factor. It’s just amazing the things (and people) they run into on the job. A weird but humorous read. I received an advance review copy for free, and I am leaving this review voluntarily.
April 27, 2020
The poop diaries is a non-fictional collection of stories from plumbers about their most hilarious, disgusting, frightening and memorable experiences making service calls. You would expect the book to be filled with poop stories, but it is not. Aside from the humor and the descriptive nature of the experiences, you also read some interesting and unbelievable things, such as finding snakes or finding giant dildos stuck in pipes.
I mainly felt that the book made much sense and was delightfully entertaining because it possessed a confident, honest approach. There was an educational side to the book, which I also found useful. There were many aspects of the stories that taught the reader not to do if they too came with such a dilemma.
The literature was written with humor, and that added to the enjoyment of reading the book. I believe it would suit anyone who likes to read nonfiction but people who simply want to have a light read during the day.
I look forward to reading more from this author. She has the potential to retell stories from her perspective, yet keep it simple and intriguing. The wording is key when it comes to books like this, and I think she did a good job.
I mainly felt that the book made much sense and was delightfully entertaining because it possessed a confident, honest approach. There was an educational side to the book, which I also found useful. There were many aspects of the stories that taught the reader not to do if they too came with such a dilemma.
The literature was written with humor, and that added to the enjoyment of reading the book. I believe it would suit anyone who likes to read nonfiction but people who simply want to have a light read during the day.
I look forward to reading more from this author. She has the potential to retell stories from her perspective, yet keep it simple and intriguing. The wording is key when it comes to books like this, and I think she did a good job.
April 23, 2023
Meh.
I'm glad I chose telecom install over plumbing, but this book is written from second-hand anecdotes, is heavily sanitised, and if you'll excuse the puns, doesn't begin to plumb the depths that other behind-the-scenes books do.
I'm glad I chose telecom install over plumbing, but this book is written from second-hand anecdotes, is heavily sanitised, and if you'll excuse the puns, doesn't begin to plumb the depths that other behind-the-scenes books do.
February 10, 2022
Cards on the table, I am a massive fan of this genre of books. I love nothing better than the behind the scenes (or under the loo seat in this case) look at common professions and the 'interesting things' they experience.
However, this one is a little different; it's a collection of 10 individual plumbers, which can't help but make you chuckle.
The only slight downside to this book is that some of the tales did occur for more than one plumber, which did feel a bit repetitive, although it adds weight to the realism.
Thank you to NetGalley and the publisher Black Rose Writing for an advance reader copy of this book in exchange for an honest review.
However, this one is a little different; it's a collection of 10 individual plumbers, which can't help but make you chuckle.
The only slight downside to this book is that some of the tales did occur for more than one plumber, which did feel a bit repetitive, although it adds weight to the realism.
Thank you to NetGalley and the publisher Black Rose Writing for an advance reader copy of this book in exchange for an honest review.
April 22, 2020
This originally appeared at The Irresponsible Reader.
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Back in February, I posted a Book Spotlight and Guest Post from Abby Ross about the origin of this project. I've now found the time to read it, and it's exactly what was promised. A collection of anecdotes about memorable jobs and the people they've helped from a wide variety of plumbers at various stages of their careers.
Most of the stories sound like the stories someone would share over beers—generally told to amuse/entertain, some feature some pretty gross things, some are heartwarming (a couple are particularly sweet). And wow—the things they've found? Mind-boggling.
Yes, occasionally, the stories get repetitive—there are only so many plumbing problems. It reminded me a little of Herriot's All Creatures... books, which also largely consisted of variations on a theme. But they're quick enough reads that it's easy to get past. And every time a tale starts to feel like one you've read before, within a page it moves to something else and that's over with.
I wouldn't have minded a little more detail about what some of the technical terms mean—I was able suss them out from context, and eventually, we're given better definitions, it just would've been nice to have it up front.
My biggest—really only—complaint was the lack of contractions in the dialogue. Sure, I knew that none of the dialogue was made of exact quotations, it was all paraphrases based on memory. But still, everyone speaking in a wooden, contraction-less manner just feels wrong.
A breezy book that makes you think about a segment of the population that most of us likely try not to think about, but really should. Ross helps us to do so by hearing their stories—with an emphasis on those that'll make you grin. This sentiment is repeated throughout the book, and it's a pretty good note to end on:
Disclaimer: I received this novel from the author in exchange for this post and my honest opinion, I thank her for it.
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Plumbers are not always just plumbers. We are rescuers, concierges, and listeners. We go into people’s homes, treat them with respect, answer their questions, and fix their problems.
Back in February, I posted a Book Spotlight and Guest Post from Abby Ross about the origin of this project. I've now found the time to read it, and it's exactly what was promised. A collection of anecdotes about memorable jobs and the people they've helped from a wide variety of plumbers at various stages of their careers.
Most of the stories sound like the stories someone would share over beers—generally told to amuse/entertain, some feature some pretty gross things, some are heartwarming (a couple are particularly sweet). And wow—the things they've found? Mind-boggling.
Yes, occasionally, the stories get repetitive—there are only so many plumbing problems. It reminded me a little of Herriot's All Creatures... books, which also largely consisted of variations on a theme. But they're quick enough reads that it's easy to get past. And every time a tale starts to feel like one you've read before, within a page it moves to something else and that's over with.
I wouldn't have minded a little more detail about what some of the technical terms mean—I was able suss them out from context, and eventually, we're given better definitions, it just would've been nice to have it up front.
My biggest—really only—complaint was the lack of contractions in the dialogue. Sure, I knew that none of the dialogue was made of exact quotations, it was all paraphrases based on memory. But still, everyone speaking in a wooden, contraction-less manner just feels wrong.
A breezy book that makes you think about a segment of the population that most of us likely try not to think about, but really should. Ross helps us to do so by hearing their stories—with an emphasis on those that'll make you grin. This sentiment is repeated throughout the book, and it's a pretty good note to end on:
“If things get bad and your furnace breaks, you can always build a fire. If your electricity goes out, you can always light a candle. But you always need clean water to drink and a place to go poop.”
And that is why the world will always need plumbers.
Disclaimer: I received this novel from the author in exchange for this post and my honest opinion, I thank her for it.
August 17, 2021
Entertaining Look at Plumbing Professionals
This was a fascinating, entertaining look at the lives of several plumbers. The men and women are dedicated professionals and they share their tales poop, sex toys, boxer shorts and other things found stuck in the plumbing. These tales also include customers, nice, not so nice and the many states of housing found during visits, not to mention the surprising number of people trying to hit on the plumbers. My favorite was the lovely lady who kept hiring a certain plumber for extra work. He was so clueless, he didn't realize she was interested in him. They were married eight years later. There are stories to make you laugh, cry, gross you out and anger you. I hope the author does a follow up book and an audiobook. A wonderful read about what plumbers actually go through.
This was a fascinating, entertaining look at the lives of several plumbers. The men and women are dedicated professionals and they share their tales poop, sex toys, boxer shorts and other things found stuck in the plumbing. These tales also include customers, nice, not so nice and the many states of housing found during visits, not to mention the surprising number of people trying to hit on the plumbers. My favorite was the lovely lady who kept hiring a certain plumber for extra work. He was so clueless, he didn't realize she was interested in him. They were married eight years later. There are stories to make you laugh, cry, gross you out and anger you. I hope the author does a follow up book and an audiobook. A wonderful read about what plumbers actually go through.
May 18, 2021
Entertaining and interesting stories BUT I could not find a single contraction in the book. This made the writing sound stilted and ridiculous.
February 18, 2022
Who could resist a book with this title? A shout out to plumbers who do the unthinkable so that civilization can go on. The author collected stories from several plumbers about their most interesting experiences. The descriptions made me gag, but they claim they love their jobs and as for the smell --- well, you get used to it. They say things like, “The room smelled like shit, or shall I say… money.” “I, on the other hand, was accustomed to that smell. Their shit was my bread and butter.”
They are frequently met at the door by people who are naked; they’ve had women offer them blow jobs to pay for the work; one guy had a 91-year-old women offer to show him her titties; and they’ve pulled things out of toilet pipes that included an enormous dildo and huge wads of condoms. “People always deny the personal items we find clogging their lines belong to them, even when they are the only ones living in the house.”
Their stories included:
“Suddenly, whoosh! Ten thousand gallons of sewage blasted out, covering the poor apprentice from head to toe. The shit storm was a concoction of bathroom, kitchen and truck wash water, restaurant grease, urine, and crap. If I were the one covered in sewage, however, I would have been most bothered by the grease. Cleaning restaurant grease off your body is a terrible experience.”
“The only time I puked on a job was when I pumped a septic tank for a dog kennel at a naval base. The tank was filled to the brim with three thousand gallons of dog shit. I could not stop vomiting.”
“The Cerulean, blue toilet was filled to the brim with brown poop. It looked like a heavy mud, packed densely in the bowl.”
“About seven inches down, I saw an enormous turd. It looked like a nine-pound roast. It must have measured six by ten inches, and it clogged the entire sewer.”
Yet they often reach in with their hands to dislodge this stuff! Ack! The book was annoying to read, however, because the author didn’t use contractions. She was always quoting the plumbers as saying things like “I am the plumber” instead of “I’m the plumber” or “Yes, it is fine” , or “I am okay.” It came off sounding stilted, like everyone in it was speaking English as a second language.
They are frequently met at the door by people who are naked; they’ve had women offer them blow jobs to pay for the work; one guy had a 91-year-old women offer to show him her titties; and they’ve pulled things out of toilet pipes that included an enormous dildo and huge wads of condoms. “People always deny the personal items we find clogging their lines belong to them, even when they are the only ones living in the house.”
Their stories included:
“Suddenly, whoosh! Ten thousand gallons of sewage blasted out, covering the poor apprentice from head to toe. The shit storm was a concoction of bathroom, kitchen and truck wash water, restaurant grease, urine, and crap. If I were the one covered in sewage, however, I would have been most bothered by the grease. Cleaning restaurant grease off your body is a terrible experience.”
“The only time I puked on a job was when I pumped a septic tank for a dog kennel at a naval base. The tank was filled to the brim with three thousand gallons of dog shit. I could not stop vomiting.”
“The Cerulean, blue toilet was filled to the brim with brown poop. It looked like a heavy mud, packed densely in the bowl.”
“About seven inches down, I saw an enormous turd. It looked like a nine-pound roast. It must have measured six by ten inches, and it clogged the entire sewer.”
Yet they often reach in with their hands to dislodge this stuff! Ack! The book was annoying to read, however, because the author didn’t use contractions. She was always quoting the plumbers as saying things like “I am the plumber” instead of “I’m the plumber” or “Yes, it is fine” , or “I am okay.” It came off sounding stilted, like everyone in it was speaking English as a second language.
February 28, 2022
Thank you to NetGalley and the publisher for providing this book in exchange for an honest review.
I always enjoy reading book that show the behind-the-scenes of jobs that not everyone would want to do. Plumbing takes a certain type of person to be able to handle not only the sights and smells but also the strange variety of people they come across. Everyone needs a plumber a time or two (or more) in their lives and this book has a good variety of stories. Some humorous and some sad but all have a common thread of indoor plumbing that we all take for granted.
I always enjoy reading book that show the behind-the-scenes of jobs that not everyone would want to do. Plumbing takes a certain type of person to be able to handle not only the sights and smells but also the strange variety of people they come across. Everyone needs a plumber a time or two (or more) in their lives and this book has a good variety of stories. Some humorous and some sad but all have a common thread of indoor plumbing that we all take for granted.
April 11, 2022
Um livro sugerido por uma newsletter de livros e uma leitura interessante, como esperava ao ler a sinopse.
É uma colectânea de memórias de canalizadores e duas canalizadoras sobre as coisas inesperadas com que se depararam no trabalho.
É uma colectânea de memórias de canalizadores e duas canalizadoras sobre as coisas inesperadas com que se depararam no trabalho.
December 26, 2021
An amusing selection of anecdotes
March 15, 2022
I was looking for something lighthearted and funny, and these diary-style reflective short stories from the lives of everyday plumbers fit the bill. I laughed out loud at times, cringed at how hilariously disgusting some of the stories were, was shocked at how forward some people could be. Some stories were fun, others not as entertaining. The second half was repetitive at times. But for a book about poop, worth the laughs and quick read.
September 12, 2022
Honestly, I'm not even sure why I started reading this, but once I started I couldn't stop. This book was amazing, I highly recommend it
November 28, 2021
This is a compilation of stories written by various plumbers about unusual jobs and customers. Some are kind of funny, but overall, very similar. This is definitely not a book I’d recommend, but it did provide interesting perspective on the trade of plumbing.
October 15, 2020
I received a free copy of this book through a giveaway hosted on GoodReads.
The Poop Diaries is a sometimes funny, other times sickening, but always informative collection of anecdotes by plumbers of all types. Male and female, American and Canadian, independent contractors and employees of large companies alike, if editor Abby Ross could receive stories from them then they were put into this book. Although not for the faint of heart (or the weak of stomach), this book is very fascinating, giving a look not only into the plumbing trade, but also into the wide variety of humans that employ them. Between its covers, you will find stories about everything from sex toys and condoms to full lemons flushed down clogged toilets. You will meet customers who are kindhearted, sexist, rude, or just plain crazy, and you will hear about more problems and surprises encountered by the plumbers than can be easily summarized. It is truly a book that has to be read in order to be properly appreciated.
While reading this book, I fond myself cringing at time, as well as laughing out loud at others. There were stories that turned my stomach, but not once did I ever want to put this book down through ay fault of its own, too fascinated by the stories told to take a break unless I was required to. It is interesting and educational, and has a charm that you rarely find in other nonfiction books. By allowing the trade workers who provided their stories to tell them in their own narrative voice, you can really feel the character of each narrator. These people are blue collar workers, not professional authors, and their stories have a raw and to-the-point air to them that s often lost when a writer or editor passes a story along secondhand. These stories contain none of the embellishments that are found in other stories, but they have all the heart of talking to a friend or family member about the crazy day they had at work. I have recommended this book to many people in my life already, and will continue to do so at every opportunity going forward. For some of the most unbelievable stories, I even read them aloud to my family so they could laugh at them along with me. I hope to see Ross publish more books of a similar vein in the future, given her call for emails from any contractor willing to share their stories that she puts out at the end, and will definitely be following her for updates on future works. Anyone who has every wondered what goes on in the lives of those who see us at our most vulnerable will surely find this book a hoot. Just don’t eat too soon before you read it, just in case.
The Poop Diaries is a sometimes funny, other times sickening, but always informative collection of anecdotes by plumbers of all types. Male and female, American and Canadian, independent contractors and employees of large companies alike, if editor Abby Ross could receive stories from them then they were put into this book. Although not for the faint of heart (or the weak of stomach), this book is very fascinating, giving a look not only into the plumbing trade, but also into the wide variety of humans that employ them. Between its covers, you will find stories about everything from sex toys and condoms to full lemons flushed down clogged toilets. You will meet customers who are kindhearted, sexist, rude, or just plain crazy, and you will hear about more problems and surprises encountered by the plumbers than can be easily summarized. It is truly a book that has to be read in order to be properly appreciated.
While reading this book, I fond myself cringing at time, as well as laughing out loud at others. There were stories that turned my stomach, but not once did I ever want to put this book down through ay fault of its own, too fascinated by the stories told to take a break unless I was required to. It is interesting and educational, and has a charm that you rarely find in other nonfiction books. By allowing the trade workers who provided their stories to tell them in their own narrative voice, you can really feel the character of each narrator. These people are blue collar workers, not professional authors, and their stories have a raw and to-the-point air to them that s often lost when a writer or editor passes a story along secondhand. These stories contain none of the embellishments that are found in other stories, but they have all the heart of talking to a friend or family member about the crazy day they had at work. I have recommended this book to many people in my life already, and will continue to do so at every opportunity going forward. For some of the most unbelievable stories, I even read them aloud to my family so they could laugh at them along with me. I hope to see Ross publish more books of a similar vein in the future, given her call for emails from any contractor willing to share their stories that she puts out at the end, and will definitely be following her for updates on future works. Anyone who has every wondered what goes on in the lives of those who see us at our most vulnerable will surely find this book a hoot. Just don’t eat too soon before you read it, just in case.
February 4, 2020
The Poop Diaries by Abby Ross is a very agreeable book. I could almost read it whilst eating, and that’s high praise indeed for a book about poop. The author invited plumbers to share their best stories with her, then edited the answers into one volume that was such a funny read I’m convinced it could sooth any human misery from constipation to galloping insanity.
‘About seven inches down, I saw an enormous turd. It looked like a nine-pound roast…. Whoever laid that turd, I could not believe the person was still walking.’… “Shhhh,” the homeowner whispered. “The tenant is standing right there!”’
Each plumber interviewed was at pains to point out what a good job plumbing was, how heart-warming were the simple kindnesses of their customers, and how it provided financial security. ‘You always need clean water to drink and a place to go poop. And that is why the world will always need plumbers.’
Plumbing is about more than just fixing the consequences of an obstructed sewer. I had little idea that plumbers could be frustrated artists who ‘created complex, beautiful copper puzzles’ only for a wall to cover it all.’ I was moved by the story of Carissa, a one hundred and twenty pound female plumber - ‘I hope you know I would never sleep with a customer’ - ‘walking down snow-covered stairs while carrying a sixty-pound, porcelain toilet.’ And I was interested to learn that dog kennels at naval bases have septic tanks.
Jac, my favourite plumber, and a woman, related the blessings of unclogging a toilet at a child care centre.
‘“Matthew,” I said gently. “Did you put something down this toilet?” “I put down a wemon,” he confessed… Most of the kids crowded round me, fascinated by the toilet and what I was about to do…“Go, Jac, go!” …I felt like a superhero.’
Of course, other people’s misfortunes are always interesting and it’s comforting to know that plumbers have stomachs strong enough so that the rest of us don’t need to suffer because the next door neighbour ‘had seventy feet of piled up sewage comprised of poop-filled doggy bags’. And some people simply have peculiar habits, 'Have you been brushing your teeth in the toilet again?'
Isn’t it great that plumbers like their jobs? ‘Inside the washroom, I took a deep breath. Among the shit, toilet paper, and smell of sewage, I started to relax.’
But the final word goes to Tod, after forty plus years in the business, ‘Plumbing is fun.’
‘About seven inches down, I saw an enormous turd. It looked like a nine-pound roast…. Whoever laid that turd, I could not believe the person was still walking.’… “Shhhh,” the homeowner whispered. “The tenant is standing right there!”’
Each plumber interviewed was at pains to point out what a good job plumbing was, how heart-warming were the simple kindnesses of their customers, and how it provided financial security. ‘You always need clean water to drink and a place to go poop. And that is why the world will always need plumbers.’
Plumbing is about more than just fixing the consequences of an obstructed sewer. I had little idea that plumbers could be frustrated artists who ‘created complex, beautiful copper puzzles’ only for a wall to cover it all.’ I was moved by the story of Carissa, a one hundred and twenty pound female plumber - ‘I hope you know I would never sleep with a customer’ - ‘walking down snow-covered stairs while carrying a sixty-pound, porcelain toilet.’ And I was interested to learn that dog kennels at naval bases have septic tanks.
Jac, my favourite plumber, and a woman, related the blessings of unclogging a toilet at a child care centre.
‘“Matthew,” I said gently. “Did you put something down this toilet?” “I put down a wemon,” he confessed… Most of the kids crowded round me, fascinated by the toilet and what I was about to do…“Go, Jac, go!” …I felt like a superhero.’
Of course, other people’s misfortunes are always interesting and it’s comforting to know that plumbers have stomachs strong enough so that the rest of us don’t need to suffer because the next door neighbour ‘had seventy feet of piled up sewage comprised of poop-filled doggy bags’. And some people simply have peculiar habits, 'Have you been brushing your teeth in the toilet again?'
Isn’t it great that plumbers like their jobs? ‘Inside the washroom, I took a deep breath. Among the shit, toilet paper, and smell of sewage, I started to relax.’
But the final word goes to Tod, after forty plus years in the business, ‘Plumbing is fun.’
March 13, 2025
I never imagined that a book about plumbing—of all things—could be so riveting, yet The Poop Diaries by Abby Rose proved me wrong. Plumbing, by its very nature, is inextricably linked to facing fecal matter, both figuratively and literally. And yet, this book had me hooked.
What fascinated me most was the sheer indispensability of plumbing in modern life. It’s not a luxury; it’s a necessity. Without it, society as we know it simply wouldn’t function. As I read, I found myself engrossed enough to look up some of the specialized tools mentioned, such as the air ram tool and pistol rod—which may serve me useful in the future.
The book also delves into the realities of sexism in the trade. Seasoned female plumbers often have to work twice as hard to earn the respect their male counterparts receive by default. It was eye-opening to read about the biases they face, even when they are just as skilled—if not more so—than their peers.
Another unexpected revelation? There are smells worse than faeces. Yes, some plumbers described encountering odors so putrid that sewage seemed almost tolerable by comparison. It makes sense when you consider that bacteria—not just waste itself—creates the stench. The most haunting image? A dead snake with two decomposing mice in its stomach—now *that* is the definition of a malodorous nightmare.
However, while the content was engaging, the book's writing style had a somewhat mechanical quality. The dialogue, though grammatically correct, felt overly formal, almost as if lifted from an instruction manual. Conversations lacked contractions, giving exchanges a robotic feel—think, "I do not think I can do this job. Please hand me the bucket," instead of the more natural, "I don’t think I can do this job. Pass me the bucket." Despite this, the book remained well-written and compelling enough to keep me turning the pages.
The Poop Diaries turned out to be an unexpectedly absorbing read—one that offered humor, insight, and a newfound appreciation for an often-overlooked profession. If you’ve ever taken your plumbing for granted (and let’s be honest, most of us do), this book might just change your perspective.
What fascinated me most was the sheer indispensability of plumbing in modern life. It’s not a luxury; it’s a necessity. Without it, society as we know it simply wouldn’t function. As I read, I found myself engrossed enough to look up some of the specialized tools mentioned, such as the air ram tool and pistol rod—which may serve me useful in the future.
The book also delves into the realities of sexism in the trade. Seasoned female plumbers often have to work twice as hard to earn the respect their male counterparts receive by default. It was eye-opening to read about the biases they face, even when they are just as skilled—if not more so—than their peers.
Another unexpected revelation? There are smells worse than faeces. Yes, some plumbers described encountering odors so putrid that sewage seemed almost tolerable by comparison. It makes sense when you consider that bacteria—not just waste itself—creates the stench. The most haunting image? A dead snake with two decomposing mice in its stomach—now *that* is the definition of a malodorous nightmare.
However, while the content was engaging, the book's writing style had a somewhat mechanical quality. The dialogue, though grammatically correct, felt overly formal, almost as if lifted from an instruction manual. Conversations lacked contractions, giving exchanges a robotic feel—think, "I do not think I can do this job. Please hand me the bucket," instead of the more natural, "I don’t think I can do this job. Pass me the bucket." Despite this, the book remained well-written and compelling enough to keep me turning the pages.
The Poop Diaries turned out to be an unexpectedly absorbing read—one that offered humor, insight, and a newfound appreciation for an often-overlooked profession. If you’ve ever taken your plumbing for granted (and let’s be honest, most of us do), this book might just change your perspective.
March 19, 2020
This book is about plumbers and their experiences in the world of pipes, sewers, toilets, poo, and everything that impacts on their lives in that role. I’ll try to avoid scatological humour in this review, but I’m not promising anything!
If you’ve ever had to invite or beg a plumber to unblock your toilet, you’ll recognise some of the incidents recorded here. The technical systems in use are specifically related to the USA, so readers from elsewhere may not recognise some of the devices and terminology here. It’s not important; the stories are what makes this book.
Encounters with naked women, and men, the utter filth of some folk’s homes, irrational customer expectations, awkward working situations, and the natural embarrassment of discussing anything to do with the toilet make up the bulk of this humorous and informative book.
My only real issue is with the style of writing. It’s clear these many, and often, varied stories have been reported to the writer who has then transferred them to the written word. My disappointment is that the style of presentation doesn’t alter to suit the character of the narrator; it’s as if the whole volume has been written from a single point of view, which I felt was a lost opportunity. We could have learned so much more about these heroes of our everyday lives if we’d been allowed to ‘hear’ them in their own words.
But the stories are good, even if some experiences are similar. The author set out to inform and entertain readers with examples of the working methods used, barriers overcome, and odd personalities encountered by plumbers in their daily lives. While some of the detail would certainly not be appropriate for a short read before lunch, much of the information and description is hilarious. It’s not only a portal to the problems and, sometimes, joys of life as a worker dealing with bunged-up toilets, but also an insight into the varied and sometimes frankly disgusting lifestyles of our neighbours.
Not for the faint-hearted, this book is easy to read and enjoyable. But, I repeat, avoid turning the pages before, or after, a hearty meal, or you just may inadvertently revisit it!
If you’ve ever had to invite or beg a plumber to unblock your toilet, you’ll recognise some of the incidents recorded here. The technical systems in use are specifically related to the USA, so readers from elsewhere may not recognise some of the devices and terminology here. It’s not important; the stories are what makes this book.
Encounters with naked women, and men, the utter filth of some folk’s homes, irrational customer expectations, awkward working situations, and the natural embarrassment of discussing anything to do with the toilet make up the bulk of this humorous and informative book.
My only real issue is with the style of writing. It’s clear these many, and often, varied stories have been reported to the writer who has then transferred them to the written word. My disappointment is that the style of presentation doesn’t alter to suit the character of the narrator; it’s as if the whole volume has been written from a single point of view, which I felt was a lost opportunity. We could have learned so much more about these heroes of our everyday lives if we’d been allowed to ‘hear’ them in their own words.
But the stories are good, even if some experiences are similar. The author set out to inform and entertain readers with examples of the working methods used, barriers overcome, and odd personalities encountered by plumbers in their daily lives. While some of the detail would certainly not be appropriate for a short read before lunch, much of the information and description is hilarious. It’s not only a portal to the problems and, sometimes, joys of life as a worker dealing with bunged-up toilets, but also an insight into the varied and sometimes frankly disgusting lifestyles of our neighbours.
Not for the faint-hearted, this book is easy to read and enjoyable. But, I repeat, avoid turning the pages before, or after, a hearty meal, or you just may inadvertently revisit it!
December 17, 2020
Ah, plumbing! A topic I previously knew almost nothing about. Now I can confidently say that plumbers may not be Avengers, but they are faced with moments of great heroics.
This book is something of a Chicken Soup for the Soul for plumbers, but only if Chicken Soup for the Soul focused on the gross and generally horrific. And funny, this book is undeniably funny.
But Natalie, isn't it all bathroom humor? You know, that thing your mother discouraged to the point of shame well into your 20s?
Actually, no. Don't get me wrong, there are definitely some cringe inducing sewer stories, but there are also stories of very real sexism, racism, classism, and wild health concerns. There are potentially rabid squirrels, hoarders, and unsafe working conditions. There are devastating falls, dead snakes, and weirdly beautiful stories of true love.
It is a slice of life experience from real life plumbers in Chicago, Canada, and Oakland. This book is for everyone who has ever worked as a plumber and for all of us who have never worked as a plumber but still have a million and one questions for every plumber we meet.
The writing isn't groundbreaking but it doesn't really need to be. This book is hardly one you would take with you to bookclub or read while riding on the train. No, this book is made for evenings giggling in your home and drinking wine.
So take a moment of gratitude for household plumbing and crack the spine, you deserve the laugh.
This book is something of a Chicken Soup for the Soul for plumbers, but only if Chicken Soup for the Soul focused on the gross and generally horrific. And funny, this book is undeniably funny.
But Natalie, isn't it all bathroom humor? You know, that thing your mother discouraged to the point of shame well into your 20s?
Actually, no. Don't get me wrong, there are definitely some cringe inducing sewer stories, but there are also stories of very real sexism, racism, classism, and wild health concerns. There are potentially rabid squirrels, hoarders, and unsafe working conditions. There are devastating falls, dead snakes, and weirdly beautiful stories of true love.
It is a slice of life experience from real life plumbers in Chicago, Canada, and Oakland. This book is for everyone who has ever worked as a plumber and for all of us who have never worked as a plumber but still have a million and one questions for every plumber we meet.
The writing isn't groundbreaking but it doesn't really need to be. This book is hardly one you would take with you to bookclub or read while riding on the train. No, this book is made for evenings giggling in your home and drinking wine.
So take a moment of gratitude for household plumbing and crack the spine, you deserve the laugh.
February 8, 2020
The Review
A fantastic and humorous read, author Abby Ross has compiled a brilliant collection of stories that highlights the hard work and struggles of the average plumber while regaling readers with truly incredible stories the average customer would never think their plumber could be involved in.
From supermodels dispelling the image they create of themselves to an army of rats deep in the bowels of a Chinese restaurant and a misleading encounter with candles, the author has compiled a complete list of stories not only from her own plumber but many other plumbers as well that showcase just how odd and strange the average customer’s toilet problems can be.
The Verdict
Showing off that a plumber’s job is not only about poop and poop related problems, The Poop Diaries is the perfect blend of humor and wit mixed with education regarding the plumbing profession and a pleasant non-fiction read. A one of a kind book that will delight the average reader and touches on a subject people often take for granted, this is the perfect book for any non-fiction readers out there. If you haven’t yet, grab your copies today!
A fantastic and humorous read, author Abby Ross has compiled a brilliant collection of stories that highlights the hard work and struggles of the average plumber while regaling readers with truly incredible stories the average customer would never think their plumber could be involved in.
From supermodels dispelling the image they create of themselves to an army of rats deep in the bowels of a Chinese restaurant and a misleading encounter with candles, the author has compiled a complete list of stories not only from her own plumber but many other plumbers as well that showcase just how odd and strange the average customer’s toilet problems can be.
The Verdict
Showing off that a plumber’s job is not only about poop and poop related problems, The Poop Diaries is the perfect blend of humor and wit mixed with education regarding the plumbing profession and a pleasant non-fiction read. A one of a kind book that will delight the average reader and touches on a subject people often take for granted, this is the perfect book for any non-fiction readers out there. If you haven’t yet, grab your copies today!
June 16, 2020
This book has funny timing. I received an offer to read it after my plumbing stopped working and flooded my basement. I started reading it while waiting for them to find time to dig up the pipes in my yard. I read it while they dug up the front yard. I finished it soon after.
The book was compiled by stories from many different plumbers. It was created because the author asked her plumber about his past jobs. I actually briefly talked with my plumber about that the last time they were here.
These stories are funny, shocking, eye rolling and definitely gross. You might think, “Oh I don’t want to read about poop” but there is more than that in these stories and even the ones that are all about poop are interesting.
It’s interesting just to think of the fact that all the plumbers mentioned. That poop doesn’t bother them anymore because they are so used to it. So in some of the stories, you will see what is WORSE than a basement full of poop.
The only thing that stopped this from being a 5 star book is unfortunately, the binding wasn’t done quite right and 5 pages came out as I read the book. But the stories themselves were worth the inconvenience.
The book was compiled by stories from many different plumbers. It was created because the author asked her plumber about his past jobs. I actually briefly talked with my plumber about that the last time they were here.
These stories are funny, shocking, eye rolling and definitely gross. You might think, “Oh I don’t want to read about poop” but there is more than that in these stories and even the ones that are all about poop are interesting.
It’s interesting just to think of the fact that all the plumbers mentioned. That poop doesn’t bother them anymore because they are so used to it. So in some of the stories, you will see what is WORSE than a basement full of poop.
The only thing that stopped this from being a 5 star book is unfortunately, the binding wasn’t done quite right and 5 pages came out as I read the book. But the stories themselves were worth the inconvenience.
February 2, 2022
Funny and sad at the same time
As a self employed computer engineer I can really sympathize and understand all of these stories. Anyone running a service company has stories to match the ones in this book especially those that refer to racist and sexist clients. I have made a point of employing women,racial minorities and older workers over the years and making sure that everyone gets paid and treated equally. All my workers and myself have had some wonderful and amusing clients but we have also had to deal with those less tremendous people who will try to pay less or won’t accept an older or less able person to do a job that they excel at. As for the embarrassing moments with clients who have forgotten their clothes or have computers full of porn I think we can give plumbers a good run for their money. All service provider should give thanks to the author who has shown the world what we have to put up with every day and ,yes, I admit we do all have a good laugh at some of our clients excuses after we have left their premises.
As a self employed computer engineer I can really sympathize and understand all of these stories. Anyone running a service company has stories to match the ones in this book especially those that refer to racist and sexist clients. I have made a point of employing women,racial minorities and older workers over the years and making sure that everyone gets paid and treated equally. All my workers and myself have had some wonderful and amusing clients but we have also had to deal with those less tremendous people who will try to pay less or won’t accept an older or less able person to do a job that they excel at. As for the embarrassing moments with clients who have forgotten their clothes or have computers full of porn I think we can give plumbers a good run for their money. All service provider should give thanks to the author who has shown the world what we have to put up with every day and ,yes, I admit we do all have a good laugh at some of our clients excuses after we have left their premises.
February 6, 2022
I would rate this at 3.25 out of 5 stars.
It should be no mystery what you are going to read about if you see the title and description of this book about one of those profession that there will be a need for probably forever and not a lot want to do. This is a group of stories from Plumbers from Canada and the U. S. in their own words put together by the author. If you have any doubts, there are quite a few that deal with poo it is amazing how strong a stomach these people have. It is sad to read the conditions that some people for whatever reason live in or chose to live in. There are some humorous stories here my favorite was the lady plumber making a repair in a bar/restaurant men's bathroom that she tells a man he can use while she is in there replacing a urinal and he conveniently chooses the stall right next to where she is working to do his business and, in the process, ask her out on a date. I am not sure after reading this book if it is one that you read in one shot or a story or two at a time.
It should be no mystery what you are going to read about if you see the title and description of this book about one of those profession that there will be a need for probably forever and not a lot want to do. This is a group of stories from Plumbers from Canada and the U. S. in their own words put together by the author. If you have any doubts, there are quite a few that deal with poo it is amazing how strong a stomach these people have. It is sad to read the conditions that some people for whatever reason live in or chose to live in. There are some humorous stories here my favorite was the lady plumber making a repair in a bar/restaurant men's bathroom that she tells a man he can use while she is in there replacing a urinal and he conveniently chooses the stall right next to where she is working to do his business and, in the process, ask her out on a date. I am not sure after reading this book if it is one that you read in one shot or a story or two at a time.
February 28, 2020
When I was growing up, my parents had a bookshelf in our main bathroom; some people put cute decorations in their bathroom, my parents put magazines, short stories, and jokes books in ours. My mother was a teacher, so maybe in a way, it was her way of making us read when we had nothing else to do, literally. The reason why I’m sharing this tidbit of information with you is because ‘The Poop Diaries’ is one of those stories you would have found in our bathroom collection. ‘The Poop Diaries is a hilarious collection of stories from various plumbers about their day to day job. The stories will shock you and make you laugh out loud as you read about a pipe filled with over a hundred condoms, a plumber mistaken as a stripper, a haunted apartment building, and many more. The most remarkable part of these stories is learning how these individuals became plumbers, and the critical role plumbers play in our society.
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