Now that I've finished Timon, I only have three more plays left until I will have read Willy's entire body of work ... like what?
Timon of Athens is an amazing play. It combines everything I love about Willy's work: a sulky ruler who is also overly dramatic and ridiculous, the best exchange of blows you will see in all of Shakespeare (yes, we have Apemantus to thank for that) and just overall an absurd plot, where the chaos and catastrophe could've easily been prevented, had one character been graced with one (1) brain cell, but alas! here we go again!
In the beginning, Timon is a wealthy and generous Athenian gentleman. He hosts a large banquet, attended by nearly all the main characters (aka dem greedy bitches). Timon gives away money wastefully, and everyone wants to please him to get more, except for Apemantus, who has looked through the flatterers' hypocrisies and Flavius (good ole Flavius), who is managing Timon's money, and knows that there isn't much left. Lmao. He warns Timon in the best way ever ("O my good lord, the world is but a word: / Were it all yours to give it in a breath, / How quickly were it gone!") but to no one's surprise, Timon doesn't heed their counsel because he thinks he knows everything better and keeps spending money lavishly.
Apemantus put it perfectly when he said: "O, that men's ears should be / To counsel deaf, but not to flattery!" And he turned out to be right; one day, Timon's creditors show up to make their demands for immediate payment, and ... wait for it ... Timon cannot pay. DUH. As one of the creditors put it so wonderfully: "I fear 'tis deepest winter in Lord Timon's purse;", well said. LMAO.
Timon cannot pay, and sends out his servants to make requests for help from those friends he considers closest. And, get this, none of his "friends" are willing to help him out. *pretends to be shocked* Timon then shows what a true drama queen he is because instead for looking at his own faults, he reprimands Apemantus and Flavius (the only two good hoes in this play), and then proceeds to host a petty "party" for his so-called "friends". At this party he is serving his "friends" rocks and lukewarm water. I MEAN .... we gotta love a petty queen. Timon sprays them with the water, throws the dishes at them, drives them out and flees his home. WHAT. AN. EXIT. Honestly? Iconic! Timon kind of has a thing for throwing things at people, because he'll exhibit that behaviour again.
Cursing the city walls, Timon goes into the wilderness and makes his crude home in a cave, sustaining himself on roots. Yup, there we have it again, folks. In true Willy Shakes fashion, we are faced with another man who's turning mad in the woods. My favorite part about Timon's antics is that he's just so ridiculous and over-the-top. At one point he literally says: "I am Misanthropos, and hate mankind." I mean, can you chill? You're the one who has been mis-managing your money. Get your shit together.
In the woods, Timon encounters numerous people and these interactions are honestly the most funniest scenes I've ever read in all of Shakespeare. Alcibiades, accompanied by two prostitutes, Phrynia and Timandra, confronts Timon in the woods, but Timon is having none of it and actually tells the prostitutes to keep their job, so that they can spread diseases... like, what? (see: "Be a whore still: they love thee not that use thee; / Give them diseases, leaving with thee their lust.). And he also addresses them in the following manner: "Hold up, you sluts," I literally hollered out loud. Timon has no chill whatsoever.
After Alcibiades leaves, Timon encounters Apemantus, and their exchange of blows is a beautiful sight to behold. There are so many good insults there, I need to write all of them down and start using them in my daily life. My favorite one by far is when Timon says to Apemantus: "Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon!" I AM DYING!
More people search for Timon in the woods but they're all irrelevant and none can convince him to come back to Athens. This mess of a play actually ends with Timon dying in the wilderness (I mean ... MOOD) and Alcibiades marching on Athens (deservedly so, if you ask me).
Herman Melville considered Timon to be among the most profound of Shakespeare's plays, and in his 1850 review "Hawthorne and His Mosses" writes that Shakespeare is not "a mere man of Richard-the-Third humps, and Macbeth daggers," but rather "it is those deep far-away things in him; those occasional flashings-forth of the intuitive Truth in him; those short, quick probings at the very axis of reality: these are the things that make Shakespeare, Shakespeare. Through the mouths of the dark characters of Hamlet, Timon, Lear, and Iago, he craftily says, or sometimes insinuates the things, which we feel to be so terrifically true, that it were all but madness for any good man, in his own proper character, to utter, or even hint of them."
This play is extremely accessible and super fun to read. I, for my part, had a blast and would highly recommend it. I totally don't understand why it's so overlooked? Maybe because it's a problem play? Or because it was written in collaboration? Who knows? It's pretty awesome!