David Field's command of English history is frighteningly poor. I was tempted to dismiss it as "he wrote it in an alternate universe and forgot to say so", but when he names two different men as the father of the Princes in the Tower—and none of them are the right one!—he proves he's downright incompetent.
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Some years ago, the king known as Henry IV of England died, leaving two sons.
Henry (IV) Plantagenet (1367-1413) had four sons:
- Henry (V) Plantagenet, his successor
- Thomas Plantagenet, Duke of Clarence
- John Plantagenet, Duke of Bedford
- Humphrey Plantagenet, Duke of Gloucester
But since Thomas Cromwell is telling the tale of the Princes in the Tower, it should be Edward IV, who did have two sons.
All the sons of Richard of York were dead.
This is an extremely confusing sentence.
- At the time of the Princes, the late Richard Plantagenet, Duke of York had one remaining son. You just acknowledged that he's alive and the Duke of Gloucester.
- Richard Plantagenet, who was the Duke of Gloucester, not York, had one legitimate son (Edward) who wouldn't be dead for another few months to a year at that point. His other son, John, didn't die 'til 1499.
- Richard Plantagenet, Duke of York (Edward's son), was married, but still too young to have children
I assume the author is referring to the first one, but he contradicts himself by saying that Duke Richard's sons are dead when his son King Richard is on the throne.
[Henry Stafford, Duke of] Buckingham was Henry Tudor’s half-brother, through Margaret Beaufort.
So Margaret magically has another child, even though she was damaged from giving birth at thirteen?
Oh, wait...David failed to acknowledge that there was a second Margaret Beaufort that was Henry's mother! (He's only getting a quarter as much scorn for this one, because I had no idea there were two Margaret Beauforts until just now.) And oh my Goddess, they were also first cousins!
Henry Stafford's mother was Margaret Beaufort-Stafford-Dayrell and his wife was her first cousin, Margaret Beaufort-Tudor-Stafford-Stanley.
So no, Henry Tudor did not have any half brothers, because Henry Stafford was his stepfather!
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YIKES, my head is in a knot! ⭐⭐⭐ as a default, since I don't know yet if the story is bad. (These mistakes were all in chapter three.)
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Near the End
Not too many mistakes, but Goddess almighty, if I read the word "cock" one more time, I'm going to scream! Don't get me wrong: I had no illusions about politeness in that era, but Field seems to enjoy making his characters crude for the sake of being edgy (or some stupid shit). Down to ⭐ just for that.
...four-year-old Elizabeth holding the ‘chrisom’ baptismal cloth in place while the holy water was sprinkled on Edward’s head.
Chrism is not a cloth, you doddering moron! If you're going to pretend to know anything about Catholicism (or Anglicanism), at least do your research!
It's holy oil used in religious ceremonies: baptism, confirmation, holy orders, the anointing of Christian monarchs and the consecration of sacred objects. (Not to be confused with the oil of the sick, which is used exclusively in last rites.)
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I don't know why I keep reading Field's books. I suspect I enjoy making myself annoyed.