6⭐️ “But you’re also spunky and fun and you have a big heart. It’s clear you care deeply about these dogs. You see things full of life, in ways I never do. And, well, like I said. . . I don’t not like you.” I smiled and bit my lip. “I don’t not like you, too. Or is it either?”
FINDING A RANDOM BOOK AT DAMN MIDNIGHT HAS TO BE ONE OF MY FAVORITE ACTIVITIES NOW. This shit had me grinning and smiling so hard 2 in the morning on a TUESDAY. And had me finish it right now in SCHOOL, while trying not to smile and giggle. The humor was so good it had me voice acting the monologue and dialogues all out in my head while grinning 🙏😭 So many scenes had me baffled and laughing lowkey. Everything was also so easy to picture in my brain.
So, if you are a big dog lover, looking to read a short humorous book, loves a fun optimistic mc, and wants a cute stern McHotty officer ml, then you have found the right book 😋 Abigail was such a fun character to follow along with. She really has to one of my favorites now. Highly recommend reading.
“A reminder that you’re Abigail Apple now. So be Abigail Apple. She’s pretty amazing.”
“Abigail Apple,” he said, his voice low and sexy, which made the distance between us feel even smaller. “It would be impossible for you to blend into any background. And I’m distracted by you every second.”
Ok now time for a few funny quotes
“You were thinking about how much you loathed public speaking,” I said, glancing at Banana who looked over at me with a look that roughly translated to “Girl, I’m trying to enjoy this ride. Can you ask her to keep it down?”
““Abigail, it’s illegal and unsafe for me to park here. Rules are rules.” I rolled my eyes. You can take the cop out of his uniform, but you can’t take the uniform out of the cop.” 😭😭
"Ah, he wanted a miniature furry him. I could imagine this dog—probably named Speed Limit or Code Book or Siren—barking at Banana for jumping up on the couch. Doggie ticket for this, Doggie ticket for that. No barking after eight p.m. No running on the sidewalk, only walking. Between Cooper and Speed Limit, Banana and I would probably end up in prison by the end of the weekend."
“Cats or dogs?” I said, keeping the game moving. His eyes darkened in color. “A cat bit me as a child.” I widened my eyes. “Can’t imagine why.”
"After he paid the bill, we left the restaurant and Cooper went in for a handshake at the same time I went in for a hug. The moment was appropriately awkward and weird. I turned to wave goodbye when his back was already turned and he chose the moment when I turned to, of course, turn to wave goodbye." girl 😭
“I have something to confess,” I said. “Finally admitting you deserved that speeding ticket?” Cooper gave me a wink that made me weak in the knees and I wasn’t even standing. I bit my lip. “Maybe I have two things to confess.” He smiled. “Go on then.” I tilted my head and gazed into those blue eyes that lit up with kindness. Man, I was such a female Pinocchio. If my nose started growing, I could only blame myself."
“I . . . um. . . where is Cooper?” “Officer McHotty?” she asked, letting out a loud whistle. “He dropped you off, literally dropped you off, this morning.” I frowned. “What?” She laughed. “Yeah, I was here doing some work from home and heard a knock on the door. And there you were, knocked out in the arms of the hottest cop I’ve ever seen.”
“A black lab mix, who is hyper and huge? Are you crazy?” I threw my hands up into the air as I turned to face him. “He’ll eat Banana alive. He’ll squash him under one of those massive paws and we’ll have nothing left of Banana but a pancake. Oh, banana pancakes sound so good right now. Do you want to go get some banana pancakes after this?”
“Abigail.”
“Focus, Abigail. That’s not the point. The point is that there is no way at all our pooches are going to get along, Cooper. No way at all. One wag of Fido’s tail and Banana’s going to go flying!”
“Abigail.”
“A single bark is going to blast poor little Banana’s poor little ears.”
“Abigail.”
“What if your puppy sits on Banana?” I asked, my voice was rising higher and higher. “What if your puppy rolls over on Banana? What if—”
I highlighted the shit outta this book. Period.