Cutie and the Beast By ME Carter
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#ContemporaryRomance
3*
‘“Thirty-five, huh?”
She drops her spoon and wipes her mouth with a napkin. “I don’t feel as old as my birthdate says I am.”
“You lied to your daughter?” I say with a snicker.
“I let her do the math. Who am I to say she’s wrong? It would break her heart to know she subtracted wrong.”’
Cutie and the Beast was peppered with some truly funny and witty repartee between our hero and heroine, however it also seemed to cement them together into the friend zone. I never really felt any heat or passion coming from either of them, and in turn we were left with a rather lacklustre story that had only a few fleeting scenes of what was supposed to pass for romance thrown in. It felt rather sedate and long winded. The story meandered, never really gaining traction. There was very little drama to break up the plot. No real hook to reel the reader in.
All the necessary ingredients were present, in that we had the sexy, single-dad, fitness trainer hero, Abel (who was also much younger than our heroine), who had a penchant for saying the most outrageous, sweet, flirty and confounding things. We were also graced with Elliot, a fun, intelligent and quirky female protagonist, to take the lead. I honestly thought that with this wonderful combination of characters, the ensuing cohabitation issue and their cute meddling little girls, it would result in Cutie and the Beast being a truly magnificent, heated and intoxicating romance. What I felt that I actually got was a very lukewarm telling of two people who happen to share a house, who occasionally do the dishes together and attempt to parent their own children.
There was zero sexual tension, practically no heat or intensity from our hero and heroine and that was most disappointing of all, how bland it all seemed. It was just a little too realistic sometimes. When I read a love story, I need there to be a connection between my protagonists. Something that defines how they feel for one another and it not simply being close proximity. There were a few great scenes, ME Carter knows how to bring out the humour in situations and is very clever when it comes to banter and dialogue. I mean, it is well written if you’re okay with a calm tale of friendship, that eventually leads to a more mature relationship. I just felt that there was a lot of enthusiasm missing from this story.
Overall, I liked parts of Cutie and the Beast. It could be charming and funny when it wanted to be, unfortunately the heat factor and the absent connection of our hero and heroine really zapped the enjoyment out of this one for me.