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Evil Planner
The World can finally be yours.Those fools misunderstand the nature of your villainous schemes. Yes, you smile. You pretend to be a typical, button-down automaton. You do what you must so that the sheep will not be alarmed.
2020 is your year to strike.
This day planner, enchanted with necroplasm and inscribed with invisible sigils, is necessary to plot your schemings in 2020. As a 12-month calendar - January 1, 2020 through December 31, 2020 - it's a perfect tool for... let's just say school. Or that stupid work thing THEY want you to do.
Little do they know.
This compact day to day journal is perfect for your bag, backpack or briefcase to facilitate world ending plots. Ample writing space for scrawling diatribes and manifestos is included. It features the paltry US legal holidays and observances of the world's major religions alongside "inspirational" quotes. It EVEN works if you are summoning outer darkness or in the grips of illegal hallucinogens!
These make wonderful gifts for the planners, leaders, and evil lovers in your life!
2020 is your year to strike.
This day planner, enchanted with necroplasm and inscribed with invisible sigils, is necessary to plot your schemings in 2020. As a 12-month calendar - January 1, 2020 through December 31, 2020 - it's a perfect tool for... let's just say school. Or that stupid work thing THEY want you to do.
Little do they know.
This compact day to day journal is perfect for your bag, backpack or briefcase to facilitate world ending plots. Ample writing space for scrawling diatribes and manifestos is included. It features the paltry US legal holidays and observances of the world's major religions alongside "inspirational" quotes. It EVEN works if you are summoning outer darkness or in the grips of illegal hallucinogens!
These make wonderful gifts for the planners, leaders, and evil lovers in your life!
374 pages, Paperback
Published November 30, 2019
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About the author
J.M. Guillen
23 books216 followersJM Guillen was just an average Joe when he worked at a Necromancy factory in 2018. After his job was outsourced to Mexico, he has been driven irrevocably mad and gifted with strange, terrible power.
Today he spends his time creating sentient velociraptors in his secret lair and summoning fell powers best left alone. His goal of absolute world domination is almost within his grasp. Soon, nothing will stop him.
Occasionally, he writes.
Today he spends his time creating sentient velociraptors in his secret lair and summoning fell powers best left alone. His goal of absolute world domination is almost within his grasp. Soon, nothing will stop him.
Occasionally, he writes.
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