If you don’t have anything nice to say, you’re not supposed to say anything at all.
Luckily, I have one nice thing to say about this book: It was readable and quick.
Everything else I have to say is not nice, but I cleared the minimum nice thing requirement so I’m allowed to say it anyway.
This was so unpleasant to read.
This markets itself as being about two women who have fallen from grace who find themselves forced together, but that is a lie. It is a blatant falsehood.
This is about two women who hate each other and deliberately try to ruin each other’s lives, and then several other female characters who also get involved in the ruining.
In 2020, this is a book about girl hate. Exclusively.
It’s like my nightmare was realized and then captured in 300 pages which I then had to read.
These two women who have been allegedly ~forced to team up and work together~ don’t even reconcile until, legitimately, about five pages from the end.
And AS IF THAT WEREN’T ENOUGH.
All of these characters are unlikable.
There’s Isobel, the white liberal teacher who insists on holding children accountable for their privilege as a way of paying penance for her dad’s white collar crimes.
And Julia, the helicopter mom who, no joke, punches a kid. (By accident, but she’s still a d*ck, don’t you worry.)
Jamie, the young teacher who sabotages her mentor for a step up.
Robin, Julia’s friend who backstabs her the second she gets.
Tracy, Julia’s daughter, who is weirdly obsessed with Isobel.
Andrew, Julia’s son, who is so passionless and without ambition that he has no interests or hobbies beyond being a member of the chorus in high school theater. (And god forbid it’s anything but the chorus.)
Henry, Julia’s husband, who forced her to be a stay at home mom and does nothing but condescend to her.
Top it off with Mary, Wayne, Amanda, Eleanor, Lyle, and all the members of the school faculty who manage to be annoying in their own unique way and we’re off to the races!
Also...was this sponsored? There are so many name-drops of Odwalla juice drinks and Smartwool socks. I mean, no shame, secure that money, but wow. Seriously at least 6 mentions of Odwalla green smoothies.
Do you, though.
Bottom line: I really hated this! Sorry!
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note to self: don't assume i'll like a book just because the title is a pun.
review to come / 1 star
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hehe..."minor dramas"...because this is a book about small emotional events and also about children's theater...drama performed by minors...ha ha ha
yay puns?
(thanks to the publisher for the ARC)