Dead Serious; My life as a Funeral Director

by J. Kevin Watts

For decades I have shared stories with friends and family about my years as a funeral director. The most common response was, you could write a book. My memoirs entitled "Dead Serious; my life as a Funeral Director." is filled with stories to make the reader experience a vast array of emotions. Some sad, some funny, and some quite frankly people might not believe, but I am dead serious.I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I have enjoyed the 30-year journey.

Genres: Nonfiction

180 pages, Kindle Edition

Published January 24, 2020

Reviews

[Natasha Pixie · Rating 3 out of 5]

In need of an editor

This book would do good to have an editor go over it. Few spelling errors and grammatical issues.

The content was interesting, though I have a different opinion on suicide and depression then the author.

[ann martin · Rating 4 out of 5]

Dead serious

I read this book mostly out of curiosity. Parts of it morbid parts numerous. One complaint I have is that spell check and editing were poor at times. Still, it was informative and answered questions that probably many are wondering but afraid to ask. The stories about Kevin getting to know some of the clients personally and becoming friends with them were relatable and sweet. I do scratch my head at the story of the expensive,rare ring left on deceased finger and buried then miraculously given back to the family. Worth the read.

[Michael W. Backus · Rating 5 out of 5]

This book consists of personal anecdotes and short stories which invite the reader to experience a range of daily thoughts and feelings of the author. At times quite emotional and sometimes graphic the reader is given some real life experience through the eyes of a real funeral director and embalmer. I read this book in two sittings and found it engaging and interesting while being easy to read. If you are looking for a book that takes you there without being full of jargon this is it. I hope the author continues to write about his career as his book is well written and fun to read.

[Aaliyah]

A must read

As an aspiring funeral director this author gave incredible stories on the life of a funeral director. The good and the bad! I literally laughed out loud and learned a few tips! The author went above and beyond for his families and that is the kind of funeral director I'm going to be when serving my families some day.

[Janelle · Rating 2 out of 5]

Rough. I fought to finish and finally gave up at 60% through.

This novel is just a ramblings of a man reliving his glory days. Numerous paragraphs of stories of crappy jokes and times he “took control” and “commanded the room”.

Definitely came from the old age of death care. Thankfully the field has grown so much since.

[Madison Losell]

I would appreciate it if someone could please edit this book and then contact me so I can finish it and give it a proper review. There are some very interesting stories within the chapters, but, personally, I cannot move past the absolutely awful grammatical errors on almost every page. PLEASE EDIT! Thanks!

[Lisa · Rating 5 out of 5]

Very good read

This book was a great read. It shows that Kevin is a kind, caring person who enjoys life and his job. I mean that in a good way. Your helping people and that counts for something. Thank you for sharing.

[Sis · Rating 4 out of 5]

I loved this book! The stories were very intriguing and things that you’d never think of unless you’re in the funeral business. It was an easy and enjoyable read, but could have benefited from some additional proofreading as there were a lot of typos.

[cathy mierlak · Rating 4 out of 5]

Not what you expect from this profession

This was everything I didn’t expect,heartfelt,interesting and at times humorous.I always wondered what went on behind the funeral business.Read it.

[shelby Adriana Rodriguez · Rating 5 out of 5]

This author cover all the raw detail. Love it!!

I always was interested in mortuary school and the deceased. He really did a great job with this book. I loved out

[Sue · Rating 5 out of 5]

I loved this book, I used to work In the profession so understood everything Kevin references in the book, brilliant read absolutely loved it, nice one Kevin looking forward to the next.

[Dorami Benitez · Rating 5 out of 5]

Educated Mortuary Student

As a mortuary student, I found it riveting and a Learning experience. I see myself in many of the stories. Enjoyed very much!

[lisa chicoine · Rating 5 out of 5]

Well written

The style this author uses to formulate these varying stories of passing on, featuring all mannar of people of all walks of life, is refreshing while informative.

[Janie R. · Rating 5 out of 5]

Well said, Mr. Watts!