Mini Rather Random Reviews™️
Matriculation by Elle Katharine White: 2 ⭐️
Ridiculously short synopsis: A new school year is about to start. It is time to go look for the various textbooks. And the price will be bloody.
TW: blood, grief
Ridiculously short personal comment: Listen, I ain’t gonna lie. This first short story in an anthology that should be centered around dragons, surely did not have enough dragons. There were vampires and there was grief and there was mess and there was confusion. But there were nearly no dragons. Just a passing mention. And I did not particularly like that. The story was messy and not clear, and I very plainly was not a fan.
Needless to say, this was not a promising start.
Hikayat Sri Bujang, or, The Tale of the Naga Sage by Zen Cho: 2 ⭐️
Ridiculously short synopsis: A dying dragon-father-king calls back his dragon-son-prince from his sacred mountain. Things escalate.
Ridiculously short personal comment: The only aspect I liked about this short story was the whole dragons-gods-kingdom deal. Otherwise I was not a fan of the writing style (confusing), the characters (underdeveloped, in my opinion) and the plot (messy and convoluted). It was simply too hard to follow and not interesting.
Yuli by Daniel Abraham: 1 ⭐️
Ridiculously short synopsis: The evolution (or is it?) of a man and a D&D campaign.
TW: PTSD, war, violence, fat-phobia
Ridiculously short personal comment: What the fuck have I just read? What the hell was this? I did not like one (1) thing about this story, wow. The main character was unbearable, the plot was alienating and the writing style was bamboozling. This story did not make sense, and I strongly, wholeheartedly disliked it. Also, I personally thought the dragon aspect was incredibly and disappointingly lacking.
A Whisper of Blue by Ken Liu: 2.5 ⭐️
Ridiculously short synopsis: In a society where dragon’s breath is used as energy, what could go wrong? Everything, apparently.
Ridiculously short personal comment: I liked the idea of this, but I was not a fan of the execution. I liked how differently it was told – since it was somewhat like a play/screenplay – but I cannot say I overall enjoyed this short story.
Where the River Turns to Concrete by Brooke Bolander: 2.5 ⭐️
Ridiculously short synopsis: Dragon water spirit seeks friends.
Ridiculously short personal comment: Again, the idea was interesting in concept but I was not particularly engaged or captivated by the actual story. It was too jumpy and confusing.
Habitat by K.J. Parker: 3 ⭐️
Ridiculously short synopsis: Let’s go dragon hunting. And hopefully survive it.
Ridiculously short personal comment: Now this was interesting. The narrating voice was somewhat sarcastic and the story was engaging.
Pox by Ellen Klages: 1.5 ⭐️
Ridiculously short synopsis: Every day can be magical, if you live it as an adventure.
Ridiculously short personal comment: No dragons to be seen. Am I a joke to you? I mean…the story itself might have been somewhat enjoyable but in an anthology supposedly centered around dragons, this was lackluster and out of place.
The Nine Curves River by R.F. Kuang: 5 ⭐️
Ridiculously short synopsis: The brief day of two sisters before one is given as a tribute to a dragon.
Ridiculously short personal comment: Yaaaass Queen. Madame Kuang never lets me down. This was sad, engaging, thrilling, interesting, wonderfully written. Magnificent. I would have loved a full-length book following these characters and their relationship.
Lucky’s Dragon by Kelly Barnhill: 3 ⭐️
Ridiculously short synopsis: Accidentally creating a dragon during science at school can definitely bring some unexpected developments.
Ridiculously short personal comment: Strange but intriguing. I enjoyed this one. But I was not over the moon in love with it.
The Exile by JY Yang: 1.5 ⭐️
Ridiculously short synopsis: *error system failure* I have no clue what the plot of this story was.
Ridiculously short personal comment: Wow, I sure as hell did not care in the slightest, huh? Only thing I somewhat appreciated was the commentary offered on how humans conquer other lands without even taking into account the natives and original inhabitants. Apart from that, though, I was not a fan.
Except on Saturdays by Peter S. Beagle: 2.5 ⭐️
Ridiculously short synopsis: Retelling of the myth of Melusine (and yes, to fully understand what or who the hell was that, I had to google it. I would love to thank not only the Internet but Wikipedia specifically).
Ridiculously short personal comment: An interesting twist, but nothing remarkable.
La Vitesse by Kelly Robson: 4 ⭐️
Ridiculously short synopsis: A mother and her daughter are driving a bus full of kids that is being chased by a dragon. What to do, what to do?
Ridiculously short personal comment: This was actually not bad at all. The plot was interesting and suspenseful, the characters were well depicted and the writing style enjoyable. Nice!
The Long Walk by Kate Elliott: 3 ⭐️
Ridiculously short synopsis: In a society where a woman is considered useless when her husband dies, what happens? Well, she is forced to take the long walk as a sacrifice. Warning, there might be dragons there.
Ridiculously short personal comment: The concept was fascinating and I thoroughly enjoyed the execution. But I found it a tad bit too long. All in all, though, impressive story.
Cut Me Another Quill, Mister Fitz by Garth Nix: 3.5 ⭐️
Ridiculously short synopsis: A scholar and his teacher have to go dragon hunting. Things develop.
Ridiculously short personal comment: This was fun and enjoyable. Definitely predictable and nothing to write home about, but the banter was nice and the writing style flowed effortlessly.
Hoard by Seanan McGuire: 3.5 ⭐️
Ridiculously short synopsis: A loving woman takes care and adopts children. But there is more than meets the eye.
TW: mentions of abuse
Ridiculously short personal comment: I actually liked it quite a lot. Again, though, I was not blown away. And that was mainly because it felt as if the story was divided in two; there was a too drastic shift and in such a short story such as this one was, I did not particularly appreciate it. All in all, this was a good one.
The Last Hunt by Aliette de Bodard: 1.5 ⭐️
Ridiculously short synopsis: A woman is running from a dangerous threat – the Masters.
Ridiculously short personal comment: The confusion was real and just too prominent in this one to actually enjoy this short story. It seems as if this story was a prequel to the author’s other novella In the Vanishers’ Place, hence my bamboozlement was understandable and expected. Nonetheless, I just simply did not enjoy this one.
We Continue by Ann Leckie and Rachel Swirsky: 2.5 ⭐️
Ridiculously short synopsis: My aunt is cooler than your aunt. And you know why? Because my aunt is a dragon. All dragons die when a new Queen is born, and it seems as if auntie is acting a bit strange lately.
Ridiculously short personal comment: This one was okay. I liked the depicted relationship between humans and dragons. Apart from that, nothing groundbreaking.
Small Bird’s Plea by Todd McCaffrey: 3 ⭐️
Ridiculously short synopsis: A young girl leaves her village to save it by asking the Masters for help fighting against the demons. But are they really demons if they weed you when you’re hungry and offer you a safe place to rest when you are tired?
Ridiculously short personal comment: This was nice. Liked the overall message that all species should live freely and how everybody is dependent on each other to survive. It was also at times funny. Not bad.
The Dragons by Theodora Goss: 4 ⭐️
Ridiculously short synopsis: How to grow your dragons and live a happy life.
Ridiculously short personal comment: This was unexpectedly lovely! I appreciated the simplicity and the shortness. Super cute and just left me with a smile on my face.
Dragon Slayer by Michael Swanwick: 3 ⭐️
Ridiculously short synopsis: Fun Fantasy adventure!
Ridiculously short personal comment: Again, a nice short story. I really liked the characters (mainly the female lead) and the writing style was enjoyable.
Camouflage by Patricia A. McKillip: 3 ⭐️
Ridiculously short synopsis: Magic, war, dragons and school. What would you want more?
Ridiculously short personal comment: Simple yet enjoyable. Again, though, truly nothing to write home about :/
We Don’t Talk About the Dragon by Sarah Gailey: 4 ⭐️
Ridiculously short synopsis: The title says it all.
TW: abuse
Ridiculously short personal comment: Now this was actually very good! I liked the writing style and the way in which the story was told. Through glimpses of the main character’s childhood we got to see how the relationship between herself and the dragon. Nice and heartwarming.
Maybe Just Go Up There and Talk to It by Scott Lynch: 3.5 ⭐️
Ridiculously short synopsis: World War II has ended, but not everything is sunshines and rainbows. As a matter of fact, dragons are the new and very dangerous threat.
Ridiculously short personal comment: I just live for Scott Lynch’s humour and writing style. But the plot and story themselves did not fascinate me, unfortunately.
Overall
Rating: 2.8 ⭐️
This anthology, to put it simply, was a snooze fest.
I could not wait for this book to be over. It dragged so much I wanted to cry, and that was because I was not a fan of the great majority of the stories.
There were some pearls in here, but they were so few and far between that I found myself uninspired to pick this book up. I had to actively and aggressively force myself to continue reading.
And I was not expecting that.
This is a short story collection, how is it possible that I wanted to DNF the majority of these stories? I am both ashamed and mad.
Also because I love dragons with every fiber of my useless body. So I was expecting to unquestionably adore this collection.
Joke’s on me, I guess.
This was boring, unremarkable, forgettable, underwhelming. The fact that some stories even BARELY had dragons in them – in an anthology advertised as a book about freaking dragons – completely baffled me.
The title is fucking The Book of Dragons, mate. Where the hell were they at? Fucking brunch?!
Anyhow.
This book also had some lovely illustrations peppered in and there were also poems (I decided not to comment on the poetry, by the way. Just seemed right) among the short stories. Nice touches, really.
Unfortunately, and sadly, I did not enjoy the reading experience of this anthology. The last stories were definitely more interesting, but the great majority of the stories were underwhelming, lukewarm and lackluster. Nothing blew me out of the water and I gotta say that, by the end, I was just bored.
What a bummer :(
But the real reason behind my rating is another one.
As you might have noticed, my overall rating averages incredibly close to a three (3) stars, but I refused to round it up.
The fact that there were short stories in here that did not even have dragons in them went beyond my comprehension. The fact that there were short stories in here, an anthology that has as a synopsis “Here there be dragons…”, without the dragons being actually present went beyond my comprehension.
The fact that there were short stories in here, in an anthology that is literally called The Book of Dragons, completely lacking dragons went beyond my comprehension and irritated me indescribably.
That was a deal breaker for me.
And maybe it’s because I am a piece of trash, maybe it’s because I am annoyingly strict, maybe it’s because I am unbearably precise. I do not care what the reason is; I still think this should not have happened. Since, you know, that was the whole point of the anthology.
Every single story should have had dragons. Not the majority, not all but one.
Every. Single. One.
The fact that that was not the case was bewildering and maddening.
Not a fan.