WallStreetBets: The Handbook
Generation brought up on movies such as "The Wolf of Wall Street", "Big Short" and "Rogue Trader" gets access to the big boys toys of the financial markets. On their mobile phones.
"Go to a trading floor on Wall street. Fuck this shit that, cunt, cock, asshole. I couldn't believe how these guys talk to each other. I was hooked in seconds."
~The Wolf of Wall Street, 2013
Written by Rogozinski, the founder of the WallStreetBets discussion forum, the book explores the beginnings, and recent history of the notorious community of millennial "investors". A community that was born from glorification of Wall Street's models & bottles lifestyle, and the unprecedented accessibility to the same financial tools that exacerbated the '07-'08 financial crisis. Do you believe market reacted too pessimistically to a recent Trump tweet, and it will recover by the end of the day? You can be paid ten times your initial investment, with a bet you can enter in seconds. Three million millennials regularly visit /r/wallstreetbets discussion group, seeing the $5,132.07 in their bank account, not as their first step towards the goal of (seeming unattainable) home ownership, but potential $51,320.69 by the end of the day.
Through books pages, Rogozinski recalls some of the most audacious bets, and explores the circumstances that drove each particular “trader” to make such an unsound financial decision. The author wants the reader to understand, at least on a basic level, the technicalities of those bets, and thus goes into financial technicalities - which in places feels unnecessary. Indeed the book could be called “WallStreetBets: The Handbook”. While discussing the circumstances around the rise of WallStreetBets, it also introduces the reader to the financial instruments favoured by its members, and the mythos surrounding the discussion group.
Rogozinski also follows up on the members behind the famous bets - those who decided to talk, reveal they are living above average lives. Even the member behind the largest loss in group’s history ($4.3m) is doing well, being offered a job thanks to his previously impressive trading record. What the book lacks is a deeper dive into the dark side of WallStreetBets - the often life-destroying gambling addiction. Going long “$ROPE” might be a morbid common joke between members discussing their (far more common than winnings) losses, but there are rumours of at least one member committing suicide. Then there’s a member who bought nitrogen gas canisters with intention of killing herself, when market violently dropped in 2018. Pictures of members taking out loans to fund their bets are not out of the ordinary. There certainly is enough material.
“They’re psychopaths” - that was Josh Brown’s take on WallStreetBets on CNBC’s Closing Bell. Rogozinski argues there is more to that. At only 166 pages long, it’s a pleasurable read, a well written guide to a retail investor movement that is shaping the next generation of brokers and financial products. For those tempted to become part of it, be advised that there is a darker side to the community, that its founder glosses over.