I just wanted to be a comic book artist... instead I became a God.
Hey dude, it’s me, Eddie. You’re not gonna believe me, but I gotta tell you all kinds of crazy things...
I was scraping by in LA: dinner was regularly Taco Bell salsa packets, my love life consisted of freeze framing Scarlett Johansson action scenes, and my only hobby was drawing until my fingers bled.
All that changed when I got my big break, an interview with the editor of the largest comics company in the world! But what I found there was a lot more than a job - a hell of a lot more! Let me tell you the whole story...
If you like epic fights, blazing hot love scenes, and belly busting laughs, then what the heck are you doing still reading this thing—get the book now!
Warning: This audiobook contains explicit language, explicit action, explicit everything. Adults only, all that jazz. If you’re a precious snowflake, this audiobook is a friggin’ flame thrower.
“Sketch” shows that not even narration by Andrea Parsneau can save a truly terrible book.
What to say good….what to say good….what to say good? Nope - I got nothing.
MC Eddie is hugely unlikable, even for a male character in a harem story. The two human MCs, Abby and Jolita, are okay, but Eddie constantly treats them terribly. The other women, brought to life by Eddie, are too ridiculous to even be saved by applying a “campy” tag on them.
Given a magical sketch pad that can bring anything into existence, Eddie conjures up hot women, money, drugs, cars and a mansion, and acts like the complete asshole he sounds like. The end of the book features some insane battle with monsters and a hero he conjures up. The book ends abruptly on a cliffhanger, and I have zero interest in hearing what happens next. 1*