BARRINGTON SEXCAPADES...SPOILER ALERT
Stone Barrington confined himself to sleeping with just one woman, Holly Barker, POTUS-elect in the last novel, and that strained him greatly...so he catches up in this one. This is a showcase of how to juggle women, including POTUS. Before his life can proceed, however, he must be POTUS' date for the inaugural balls, and be filmed as he waltzes with Holly at each of the four venues. POOR STONE, his picture waltzing appears on social media and in "People" magazine. He eschews the publicity. Now, I couldn't seem to reconcile why they didn't just let it be known that Stone was POTUS' boyfriend. She's single; he's single. Then I had an AHA, POTUS cannot have a boyfriend that takes advantage of screwing any eligible women with whom he comes into contact. And we all know that he is incapable of going without, without getting techy. And he is techy as he and Holly have acknowledged that they cannot have sex in Washington, too may eyes watching, which is where they are before he heads for LA.
Just as a slight issue arises the evening of the balls, Stone and the Bacchettis return to Stone room at the Hay-Adams to find a dead body. Though Chief Debby Myers, the head of the investigation would like to pin it on Stone, pictures of his attending the swearing-in and balls provide him with a inviolate alibi. Through this Stone is coy, not providing the name of his alibi, POTUS, and Dino gives her the bad news. "Little Debby" will prove to be center of the slight plot of this book. She sleeps around, with multiple partners at a time, and she is ready to get rid of some of them. She has a "toady" in Dean Casey, a DCPD cop, and a detective that is her lover and also her killer, Detective Rocco Turko, aka "Valentino" because he is so handsome, who will proceed to take out a number of people in this book: Patricia Clark (Debby tries to pin it on Patricia's husband Donald), Deana Carlyle Art Jacoby's girlfriend, Frank Capriani, an NYPD cop protecting DCPD cop Art Jacoby, who Little Debby has targeted, and finally Eddie Craft and Shelley Moss, Eddie witnesses Debby taking a silenced gun from the Evidence Locker. Donald Clark was to be the Secretary of Commerce for POTUS, but this scandal just won't do. So he is fired before he is even confirmed. Donald Clark is taken out later by assassin Ma Barker while at the federal courthouse, planning to provide the Grand Jury with information against Little Debby. They do finally catch Rocco and he turns on Debby. But the real theme here is Stone's love life. He and Dino have multiple conversations about how Stone is going to go about having sex with POTUS without the world finding out about it: where, transportation, when, which of his houses, Camp David...and all the reasons why it will not work as nauseum. POTUS even gets a Ralph Lauren assistant to design a burka to use as a disguise. Another disguise either, doesn't work...she is immediately recognized at the restaurant, you know one of those named-dropped outrageously expensive places where Stone is well known to the owner/chefs. He knows and dines at Wolfgang Puck's in LA.
Bill Eggers, a partner in the legal firm Woodman and Weld gets Stone to fly him for a meeting in California, where he wants Stone to intimidate a potential business associate. Stone just stares at the man during the meeting and then Stone heads for his house on the property of the Arrington Hotel, and within less than an hour has gone to his private swimming pool, which has a strange woman trespassing. He whips off his swimming suit (she has already taken hers off) and they proceed to get it on. Now the difficulties begin for poor Stone...Holly calls to say she is coming to LA. So Stone kicks Lara Parks out (a budding actress auditioning for and getting a part in his son's new film) who has moved into his house, back to Santa Monica, and has his service quickly erase anything showing she was there. Holly comes to spend the night. When Stone and Bill plan to return to New York, he calls Lara back and invites her to come with him.
YOU GUESSED IT! Shortly after they settle to have sex, eat, have sex, shower, have sex (at least that is one scene)...Holly calls to say she is coming there. Using the slight problem of accused possible clients: DCPD policeman Jacoby as an excuse, he sends Lara back to California. I hope she has learned her lesson, though she does get some clothes out of the interlude. Now as part of the investigation into the murder of the girlfriend, it is determined that she worked for Justice and therefore, the FBI can intercede. Again...we have predictable. The woman who Holly sends...POTUS as pimp?...knowing full well Stone will sleep with her, is none other than Mauren Gustav, Deputy Director of Criminal Investigations, who will become the Director, when Director John Henry Shaker complains to POTUS about her going over his head to send Mauren, who he hates, and she fires him also. Holly is in fine presidential flair. Mauren isn't in Stone's office even an hour when she proposes to give him a blow job. He questions whether she is serious, and she assures him it is just what she is after and she gets down on her knees. Seriously?! When Dino shows up just as they are finishing he smells something odd. But Stone and Mauren merely straighten their clothes.
Now as a coincidence, Eddie Craft and his wife head for England, to escape possible assassination, and end up staying with Alfie Bing, a successful thief. He proposes a heist of paintings from a country estate...YOU GUESSED IT...Windward Hall, Stone's estate. They do a dry run at his London home which has the same security. It alerts Dame Felicity Devonshire, MI6, and she calls Stone. He jumps in his Gulfstream 500 and hotfoots it to the estate. But when the burglars decide to go ahead with the heist even with Stone is residence, Stone gets the drop on them only to have them cosh him. The keystone-cops-like burglars fall over each other in the process and Alfie shoots himself in the leg with the dart intended for Stone, and he has to be carried out by Eddie. Eddie screws up the exchange of real for forged and puts Stone's mother's paintings back in the wrong order. Stone thinks they may be forgeries, but they are not. Eddie's bad. So Alfie and his wife are killed for trying to put one over on the guy who had commissioned the heist. But it's a minoe problem as Stone gets to sleep with Felicity, a long-standing lover. That's number four in the sexcapades... which is more like a normal Stone Barrington novel.
This is once again an opportunity to create a story that is every man's wet dream, the story of musical beds. It brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "a girl in every port". There is first sex over and over again, and not safe sex...no mention is ever made to safety (which I have may have mentioned once or twice before). One of these days Stone is going to get a raging STD, though the reader will never know. This is the land of the wealthy and unethical, and the toys of the wealthy (Rolex, Bentleys, Gulfstreams, bespoke suits), and the restaurants (Patroon, Caravaggio, Spago) of the wealthy, and the stores where the wealthy shop (Turnbull and Asher, etc.), and derisive comments about those who are not wealthy or sophisticated, like Art Jacoby who Stone pities because he is an adult who has never traveled to New York City. It's about the lifestyle of one who has more money than he needs: a beautiful four-story home in mid-Manhattan, cook and factotum in residence, an armored Bentley, Gulfstream, multiple homes worldwide... It is that predictable tale of who one knows that can get what one wants simply by having the money to pay for it, and knowing how much to tip, to keep it coming. I cannot reconcile in my mind whether these stories are fairy-tales or satires. Perhaps a little of both. This was no doubt one of the most ridiculous pictures of the superficial life of Stone Barrington. He whines consistently about the problem of connecting for sex with Holly, until Viv lets him and Dino know how disgusting it is that he is cheating on POTUS. Stone then reminds her that he and Holly have an agreement to enjoy other connections as needed. Bear in mind that having described the difficulties of Holly surreptitiously getting to Stone, we know that she is not sleeping with anyone else.
Another quickie sexcapade.