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302 pages, ebook
First published November 8, 2019

↠ ★★★★ / out of five
Today, I'd rather jump in front of a train.
Not a moving one.
One that's idling.
Something to traumatize me-and probably a platform full of people- into realizing that these are outrageous and irrational thoughts to be having over the actions of a man.
Men have been disappointing women for centuries.
And if I'm going to throw myself in front of a train, it's not going to be because of a man.
It'll be because the government found my blog about the extraterrestrials.

“There’s a Christmas tree in my living room,” he says after swallowing.
“It came?!”
“Why is there a Christmas tree in my living room?”