The scene is set in Clontarf, a leafy suburb of Dublin where nothing has happened since the death of King Brian Boru in battle there in 1014. Then Uncle Eddie dies. That is the mainspring of the story. It is also an excuse for Ian MacPherson to let his imagination run riot through a plot where the only sane character is Rusty, who is Uncle Eddie’s dog.
Let me introduce you to the cast list. There is Hayden McGlynn, a stand-up comedian and Uncle Eddie’s nephew. He decides that his elderly uncle has been murdered and makes it his job to uncover the culprit. Unfortunately, whilst he does not have the “little grey cells” of Hercule Poirot, he does have the imagination of Myles na Gopaleen. There are the three nonagenarian aunts who are so demented that they cannot even remember their own names, let alone the names of the other two, but who somehow manage to have a grasp of the situation. There is the Pope family, psychopathic rulers of Dublin’s criminal underworld, led by Frankie, who has a dark underside to his dark underside. There is Detective Lou Brannigan who is determined to get the Popes. There is Tracey who has a strange fascination for Hayden. And there is the mystery woman living in the house opposite Uncle Eddie’s
Just to give this pot a good stir, the author is also present in the story just to keep an eye on things. And once the pot is stirred you have this delightfully insane Irish stew. There is an impeccable logic to the development of this tale. I have no intention of telling you how this develops as that would spoil your fun. It is a bit like asking someone “How do I get to so-and-so” and getting the reply “Well, if I were you, I wouldn’t start from here”. No, I tell an untruth. It is not a bit like that, it is exactly like that.
I am willing to bet that you will not see the denouement coming, and, when it does, you will wonder why you didn’t.
One thing, I am sure of. Clontarf has not seen this much excitement since 1014.