I made fun of the fact that the famed twentieth century Spanish illustrator Segrelles states in the afterword of volume one that he likes in particular to paint naked women, which is no surprise in that there are naked women everywhere, and in fact very few pages have clothed women in them. In other words, duh, you didn't need to tell us that, dude. And these illustrations are in fact every bit as beautiful and accomplished as his paintings of knights on flying dragons, and castles. They are a kind of standard for excellence for illustrated historical fantasy. True, as I said, as illustrated stories, or comics, they are stilted, and the dialogue feels like it was written by Siri. But this work is interesting, historically, and artistically, as a "product of its time," as we say.
As a scholar of comics, then, I come to the second volume of The Mercenary where, to quote the publisher, "The Mercenary embarks on one of his most perilous journeys ever as he tries to stop an unscrupulous alchemist who has stolen a highly dangerous formula!" That's pretty much all you need to know about the cliched story, which is basically a short story, set in a large hardcover format with an afterword including more impressive drawings by Segrelles, photographs of him and artifacts (such as helmets and swords) he has purchased to help him lend historical accuracy to his drawings. I really came to appreciate him as a passionate and dedicated artist in reading this book.
But let's be honest: What you really want to know is how many naked women there are in the second volume [no, she said, I really don't!], and the answer will be disappointing for you: Alas, very few. You actually pay more attention to swords and shields and monsters and appreciate his drawing skills in this area! All good, sure.
But I am dying to tell you of one ridiculous scene Segrelles torturously creates just so he can paint a naked woman: Two knights join The Mercenary in his quest to cover the stolen formula, and are imprisoned in a dungeon. One of the knights says, "I have a plan to get out that involves me taking off my clothes!" (I am not kidding here). The other knight is shocked to discover that his compadre is actually a (beautiful, of course) woman!
The woman encourages the other knight to "make love" to her (which in this chaste tale means "kiss" her) to see if the guard will come in to see what is happening, and this actually happens, you will be surprised not at all to hear. They overtake the guard and escape! It actually takes her awhile to get dressed again, because, as we will not be able to forget long, Segrelles likes to paint beautiful women, even if it makes no sense at all to have a naked woman in the scene. I laughed aloud a few times reading it. But I would not call it "good" as a story. The painting is pretty impressive, though, seriously; however, all serious art and comics historians will think I am a dope for writing this review about a great illustrator in this way.