The Dare wasn’t my first Lauren Landish book. I found the quality of the previous ones I’ve read inconsistent rating anywhere from 2.5-5 stars. I’m not sure what I expected from a book titled The Dare? I suppose I should have expected what I got. I guess this is supposed to be a funny, flirty and sexy little contemporary romance. Honestly until Elle and Colton finally get together I was ready to put this one aside and go on to another book as you'll plainly see in this review. But I didn't give up on it and I'm glad I didn't.
Elle and her BFF Tiffany are I would guess 23 or 24 years old since they are two years out of college. Unfortunately, they act more like they’re two years out of high school. Maybe I’m too old or maybe its’ the father in me because I raised five daughters, but these two young women seemed to have a lot of growing up to do. About the only commendable quality I could find about Elle was she refused to live off of her father’s coattails by taking a job working directly for him. But that didn’t stop her from taking a job working at his company where he’s a VP. And I’m sure daddy had a part in getting both her and Tiffany their jobs. She does offer up her reasoning to our male lead Colton Wolfe, but the bottom line is if she really wanted to prove herself and her career success independent of her father’s influence she could have and should have taken a job with a company he wasn’t associated with. In the two years since they started working at Fox they’re both still in lowest entry level positions they started at, acting as glorified receptionists. It’s one thing to be willing to start at the bottom and work your way up, but why after two years with a four-year business degree would you be willing to stay at the bottom? Since they first met as dorm mates their freshman year of college, Elle and Tiffany have been playing the “I dare you” game. Six years later they’re still playing it. Apparently neither has grown up enough to know when a dare crosses the line between being harmless fun and just a stupid risk to their safety or career. Like the stunt she pulls driving to work on a dare. Elle might need therapy because she’s as helpless to refuse a dare as a heroin addict is to refuse their next fix.
Our male lead Colton Wolfe is just the opposite of Elle. He’s totally focused on his career so he can prove daddy back in London wrong that he’s not just the family screw up. Which would be okay but the guy is also a prick to most of the people who work for him. In two years Elle and Tiffany have worked at Fox, he refuses to even acknowledge Elle or Tiffany exist as he passes them each day on his way to the executive elevators. He can’t even be bothered to return a “good morning.” Yet for some reason Elle still wants to shag him just because he's so hot. How superficial and shallow is that? He reems out their boss in full view of other employees because she didn’t provide him with the information he wanted in the format he was looking for. I’m less than ten percent of the way through this book wondering why I should care about either lead character. She’s immature and he’s a dick.
Then it gets worse or better depending upon how you want to view it. At least Elle begins to show some signs of maturity. Because of a dare, Elle gets caught in Colton’s office in a compromising position for which he could easily fire her. Instead he decides to have her work as his assistant because he knows that will drive her father with whom he is competing for the same coveted position crazy. Elle is between a rock and a hard place. Refuse and he’ll fire her. Accept and her father will feel betrayed and embarrassed. So she decides to accept his deal and hope for the best. She even gives her father an impassioned and reasonable speech about why it shouldn’t matter to him. Colton goes so far as to have Elle’s desk placed inside his personal office which besides allowing him to ogle her, will also lead the office gossips to say she got her job by getting on her knees. Elle is no dummy. She realizes she has no future with the company once this assignment is over because people will think she slept her way into the position. Still she doesn’t quit. And at the end of her very first day working for him, when Colton insists she go to dinner with him she readily accepts. Because, what the hell, people are already going to say she screwed her way to a good job so why not be seen in public dining with her boss and put a few more nails in her career coffin. And he is so irresistibly hot after all. And straight laced Colton Wolfe, well he just blew right through any ethical or legal boss/subordinate corporate or legal rules because you know, all of us menfolk are led around by our dicks.
Okay, so after spending all of the words above pretty much savaging this story, for some reason I stuck with it and it got much, much better. Challenged to show what she can do at work, Elle actually shows she is very smart and capable while showing Colton he can work hard and still have some fun while he's at it. Colton for his part is so enanoured with the crazy as a fox force of nature that is Elle Stryker that he actually starts to act like a human being. More than that, he acts like a man who is completely smitten with a woman and realizes she brings something into his life that he's never experienced. Where this story started out pretty cheesy now there's some real depth to the story as Elle and Colton negotiate a complex relationship where Colton is not only her boss but also her beloved father's chief competition for a major promotion. She's introduced to Colton's soap opera of a family. You have to love his grandmother Nan. She's a brilliant character. There's plenty of steamy sex with just a little kink and an incredibly funny and embarrassing scene involving sex in a public place. Equally amusing is that I never realized there were so many American idioms involving animals. All in all if you can get through the first ten of fifteen percent of the book it becomes a pretty entertaining story.