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Brüt Stallyn in Kitty Meow-Meow and the Cyberpunk Ninja Gangsters of Labia Majora: The Gunzerker Chronicles, Volume 2
GUNS, GOLD, GIRLS, and GORE GALORE!
Also... swords, cyberninjas, explosions, giant mechas, blood, beheadings and cutesy catgirls!
Join Brüt Stallyn and his unending arsenal of utterly badass weaponry in this series of rip-roaring adventures across the cosmos. In this second installment, our titular hero battles Neo K-Pop City's yakuza criminal empire, a giant spider mecha, a shaolin swordsman, a sadistic schoolgirl, and more!
Praise for Fauster Kent andBrüt Stallyn in Kitty Meow-Meow and the Cyberpunk Ninja Gangsters of Labia Majora: The Gunzerker Chronicles, Volume 2:
"⭐✰✰✰✰ Well written captivating trash." -Amazon Reviewer
"Wait. Is 'explodified' actually a word?" -My brother-in-law
完全廢話。-Confucius
"Brüt Stallyn is like the son I never had. A great man. A great man. He kills people so good. He doesn't read them their rights. He doesn't talk. They're bad guys. Bam. Over. " -Donald Trump, Last President of America
"This is awful. I love it. When can I read more?" -Beta Reader
"Oh, Fauster. Again?" -My Mother
"Ευλογημένοι είναι οι εξαιρετικά βίαιοι, γιατί θα κληρονομήσουν πολύ σέξι κορίτσια." -Jesus, probably
DISCLAIMER: This book contains scenes of graphic violence, extreme gore, vulgar language, toxic masculinity, kawaii cuteness, and juvenile perversion. It's a heckuva lot of fun.
WARNING: Reading this book is guaranteed to make you 3.14159% dumber. It is also 85% guaranteed to make you laugh, 60% guaranteed to gross you out, and carries an approximately 15% chance of physical arousal*†. Please enjoy responsibly.
* You pervert.
† SURGEON ADMIRAL'S WARNING: If you experience sexual arousal while reading scenes of extreme gore and/or graphic violence, please see a psychiatric professional at once. Females may experience instances of spontaneous orgasm while reading Brüt Stallyn VS the Vampire Space Bimbos from Outer Space. Zuba Independent Press and affiliated authors are not liable for injuries sustained during spontaneous Brüt Stallyn-induced orgasm.
Also... swords, cyberninjas, explosions, giant mechas, blood, beheadings and cutesy catgirls!
Join Brüt Stallyn and his unending arsenal of utterly badass weaponry in this series of rip-roaring adventures across the cosmos. In this second installment, our titular hero battles Neo K-Pop City's yakuza criminal empire, a giant spider mecha, a shaolin swordsman, a sadistic schoolgirl, and more!
Praise for Fauster Kent andBrüt Stallyn in Kitty Meow-Meow and the Cyberpunk Ninja Gangsters of Labia Majora: The Gunzerker Chronicles, Volume 2:
"⭐✰✰✰✰ Well written captivating trash." -Amazon Reviewer
"Wait. Is 'explodified' actually a word?" -My brother-in-law
完全廢話。-Confucius
"Brüt Stallyn is like the son I never had. A great man. A great man. He kills people so good. He doesn't read them their rights. He doesn't talk. They're bad guys. Bam. Over. " -Donald Trump, Last President of America
"This is awful. I love it. When can I read more?" -Beta Reader
"Oh, Fauster. Again?" -My Mother
"Ευλογημένοι είναι οι εξαιρετικά βίαιοι, γιατί θα κληρονομήσουν πολύ σέξι κορίτσια." -Jesus, probably
DISCLAIMER: This book contains scenes of graphic violence, extreme gore, vulgar language, toxic masculinity, kawaii cuteness, and juvenile perversion. It's a heckuva lot of fun.
WARNING: Reading this book is guaranteed to make you 3.14159% dumber. It is also 85% guaranteed to make you laugh, 60% guaranteed to gross you out, and carries an approximately 15% chance of physical arousal*†. Please enjoy responsibly.
* You pervert.
† SURGEON ADMIRAL'S WARNING: If you experience sexual arousal while reading scenes of extreme gore and/or graphic violence, please see a psychiatric professional at once. Females may experience instances of spontaneous orgasm while reading Brüt Stallyn VS the Vampire Space Bimbos from Outer Space. Zuba Independent Press and affiliated authors are not liable for injuries sustained during spontaneous Brüt Stallyn-induced orgasm.
83 pages, Kindle Edition
Published June 14, 2019
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