After spilling a glass of wine on the general overseeing her small island village, Korinna finds herself at the top of the list to be the next virgin sacrifice to ensure the harvest. So, to get out of being a virgin sacrifice, she’ll have to lose her virginity and with no suitable single men in the village, her best friend, the priestess of the village, prays to the gods for help. The gods decide to use her prayer as a contest, and the god who helps her find true love will win the prize. Aphrodite sends Korinna a winged Erote named Nikeros to guide her on a quest to meet with three suitors selected by Athena, Hera, and Apollo, and to shoot them with love arrows making them amorously follow Korinna around (like Pepe le Pew and the cat). This is an epic adventure facing three-headed beasts, visiting the depths of Hades, facing Cerberus, and meeting plenty of gods and goddesses along the way.
I’ve always been a sucker for Greek Mythology. While, I didn’t agree with everything in this book, it was an often silly, exaggerated, fantastic journey. It did meander and felt overly long, but then the ancient Greek epics did too. Like the ancient Greek epics, it journeyed from place to place, like the Odyssey, like an epic road trip, finding adventures along the way. There were two main points I didn’t care for. I didn’t care for the use of swear words. I have in fact made a vow to knock off a star if the author uses swear words in a story. Yeah…I liked the book too much. But still, it really didn’t need the swear words, so I don’t know why the author stoops to using them. The other thing I didn’t care for was the author and muse breaking the flow of the story every so often to give their two cents into things. In my imagination, I can imagine the heroine as being real, and then the author suddenly butts in, reminding me that the heroine is really just a written character ruining my suspension of disbelief. I did like Korinna, who looked at things with a grain of salt, trying to see through the pompous exteriors of the gods, and see the suitors realistically instead of ideally as the gods thought of them. And I loved her plan to lose her virginity got derailed and suddenly found herself having to trudge through an epic quest instead, and she actually went with it with little complaint. I did like the romance, and even though the whole quest was about finding love, she tried to deny it and think of herself as being above it. And, yes, I loved Nikos, who loved his job. I also loved that we got to meet his family (though he didn’t seem all that attached to his brother) and we got to understand his background. I loved all of the mythological references. I did think the underworld was rather cheesy with trying to add in a modern world within it. And though the gods and goddesses all felt very chick-lit socialite personalities, over-dramatic, and overly cartooned (think like the gods and goddesses in Disney’s Hercules), and the suitors and most of the other characters felt that way as well. And I never really understood who Theodotus was or why he was so important as a prize. But there was plenty of action and adventure in this as Korinna fights against monsters, and fends off amorous suitors, and learns what she’s really looking for in a relationship, and actually deals advice to the gods along the way.