Aphorisms Galore!
If for any literary fan, the country Lebanon brings to mind the tender, lyrical and mystical poet Khalil Gibran, we have another compatriot from Lebanon to remember for his scathing, caustic, intelligent and often cynical observations on our society. He is none other than Nicholas Nassim Taleb, the Lebanese American essayist and scholar whose main works focus on problems of randomness, probability and uncertainty.
His 2007 book “The Black Swan “was described in a review by Sunday Times as one of the twelve most influential books since World War II. For centuries, Europeans believed that all swans were white — until black swans were discovered in Australia. A possibly minor moment in ornithology, but one that for Nassim Nicholas Taleb perfectly illustrates how poorly our past experience of the world can prepare us for sudden, unexpected, epochal events. “The Black Swan: The Impact of the Highly Improbable”, gave rise to a new name for these moments, both positive black swans (the rise of the Internet) and negative ones (the 9/11 attacks). Taleb has argued that much of the recent market turmoil has been due to the inability of financial risk models to account for such black swans.
Born in Lebanon, he weathered the first few years of the civil war in the late 1970s reading philosophy and mathematics -- from Plato to Poincaré -- in his family's basement. Taleb received his bachelor and master in science degrees from the University of Paris. He holds an MBA from the Wharton School at the University of Pennsylvania and a PhD in Management Science from the University of Paris . Taleb became a full-time scholar and essayist in 2006 , as a university professor. He is currently Distinguished Professor of Risk Engineering at Polytechnic Institute of New York University. His earlier books such as “Fooled by Randomness “ and “The Black Swan” made it clear to the world that Taleb is a first class thinker who can know, to paraphrase one his sayings, a priori what most can only learn a posteriori.
The above book titled “The Bed of Procrustes “ containing Philosophical and Practical Aphorisms is annoyingly brilliant. I am aware of no other intellect who can offer truisms in such an offensive, condescending, righteous, and elitist manner while also endearing, educating, enlightening, and inspiring. The one word that has always come to mind when I think of Nassim Taleb is arrogant but somehow one finds a sneaky pleasure in accepting his arrogance. He is observations concern superiority, wealth, suckerdom, academia, modernity, technology and the all-purpose, ignorant “they” who dare to doubt him.
“The Bed of Procrustes,” is intentionally harsh. As he reminds readers in a brief introduction, the Procrustes of Greek mythology was the cruel and ill-advised fool who stretched or shortened people to make them fit his inflexible bed. Mr. Taleb’s new book addresses the latter-day ways in which “we humans, facing limits of knowledge, and things we do not observe, the unseen and the unknown, resolve the tension by squeezing life and the world into crisp commoditized ideas, reductive categories, specific vocabularies, and prepackaged narratives, which, on the occasion, has explosive consequences.”
The book offers readers a robust insight into Taleb’s world view and process which is ultimately quite useful for those who seek to find a deeper understanding of the complex world we live in. It may not be surprising that this deeper understanding that Taleb possesses stems from a pursuit that is at odds with the modern, scientific, technological approach to knowledge, but is rooted in one’s ability to remove oneself from constraints, biases, artificial effort, and political and societal norms.
Taleb’s aphorisms manage to tell us how to generate ideas without thinking, achieve progress without working, and reveal mysteries without looking. His targets include fields which rely heavily on the idea that what we know is more robust than what we don’t (economics, medicine, academia), those which rely on popular acceptance to be considered influential (politics, journalism, literature) and all who are enslaved by a predictable existence. The aphorisms place a high premium on learning through opening oneself to the universe while knowing how to filter out the noise and avoiding the misidentification of signal. Importantly, many of Taleb’s saying properly identify error not as something that should be considered shameful or feared, but used as an asset from which we can gain insight.
The Bed of Procrustes will serve as a useful resource for those who see the power of short quotes to convey big ideas and those who wish to develop an approach towards understanding what is true before it slaps you in the face.
Here are some insightful samplers from the book:
“Usually, what we call a “good listener” is someone with skillfully polished indifference.”
“There is no intermediate state between ice and water but there is one between life and death: employment.”
“Hatred is much harder to fake than love. You hear of fake love; never of fake hate.”
“If your anger decreases with time, you did injustice; if it increases, you suffered injustice.”
“You will get the most attention from those who hate you. No friend, no admirer and no partner will flatter you with as much curiosity.”
“Games were created to give nonheroes the illusion of winning. In real life, you don’t know who really won or lost (except too late), but you can tell who is heroic and who is not.”
“Academia is to knowledge what prostitution is to love; close enough on the surface but, to the nonsucker, not exactly the same thing.”
“You remember e-mails you sent that were not answered better than e-mails you did not answer.”
“People reserve standard compliments for those who do not threaten their pride; the others they often praise by calling “arrogant.”
“If you lie to me, keep lying; don’t hurt me by suddenly telling the truth”
“True humility is when you can surprise yourself more than others; the rest is either shyness or good marketing.”
“Meditation is a way to be narcissistic without hurting anyone.”
“The calamity of the information age is that the toxicity of data increases much faster than its benefits.”
“The stock market, in brief: participants are calmly waiting in line to be slaughtered while thinking it is for a Broadway show."
“The weak shows his strength and hides his weaknesses; the magnificent exhibits his weaknesses like ornaments”
“Half the people lie with their lips; the other half with their tears.”
“If you know, in the morning, what your day looks like with any precision, you are a little bit dead—the more precision, the more dead you are.”
Mr. Taleb is so calculatedly abrasive in this smart, attention-grabbing little book that he achieves his main objective. “A good maxim,” he writes, “allows you to have the last word without even starting a conversation.”