Space, it’s like so incredibly big. Think of a big thing, like a truck, and it’s even bigger than that. You probably should have thought of a bigger truck. It’s too late now. We’ve moved past that subject. Better luck next time. These are the voyages of the Starship Bigger Johnson. It’s currently on a secret mission to prevent the Federation of Alien Galaxies from using their new weapon to transform the incredibly strong manly men of Space Force into a sack of panty loving sissies. Remember, it’s a secret mission so don’t tell anyone. Did you tell anyone? No, good so let’s move on. In this chapter, Space Force command has learned of a female Oralian double agent that might also be double jointed. She has obtained secret information on the Federation’s fiendishly evil plans. Armed with his new sissy-proof female commander, Captain Hardwood and the rest of his top-notch crew of the Bigger Johnson are sent to bring back this secret information no matter what the cost. Can they do it before all their Red Shirts run out or too many of the crew members start liking Taylor Swift music? Only time will tell.