2.5*-3*
Cleaning goddess turned into amateur sleuth!? In the village of Ashburton in Devon, Juno Browne drives around in a van with her credentials emblazoned.
She is in the employ of local villagers through walking their dogs, doing their gardening, cleaning their homes etc.
As such we meet some warm, likeable and quirky characters such as Maisie & her single-minded dog, Jacko, an employer, Verbina, two gossipy gays Ricky & Morris, who feed Juno, as she neglects to…and then there’s Chloe who is overseas, cruising.
Chloe rings Juno as she’s staying on the high seas longer, intent on “spending her children’s inheritance”. The humour is evident. Good on her I say!
Juno’s newest employer, Old Nickolei, was the antiques dealer. But he’s dead, found by Juno in the opening pages. So we have a whodunnit in a village with intriguing characters who flavour the plot. Good start.
Interesting, yet it seems a little stagnant soon after we meet these characters though we have the back story of Juno’s employment to add to the plot. So how did she come to work for Old Nick?
Juno was employed to clean his antiques and here she meets Paul who restores antique items & paintings etc. Fascinating to read. But…Juno has a romantic liaison with him, a married man, soon after she finds Old Nick beaten to death!?
That’s odd! Weird. Immoral; the wife is pregnant. Juno may have found this out after the interlude? But it’s too soon after finding their employer dead! Are they in on this murder together? Something very fishy here. Stagnation dissipates though.
Indeed my suspicion of Paul heightens further at this point; he’s conning her! That’s it! It’s probably got something to do with an antique, I noted.
Juno had become an independent investigator… and she tells things to Paul, not the police! Why? But the police are already suspicious of Juno since she had been dismissed from her cleaning employment to Verbina. Why? Apparently some expensive jewellery suddenly disappeared.
However since Juno is the supposed protagonist-narrator (in quite the conversational style), it’s hard to assume she’s the guilty jewellery theft, let alone a murderer. I don’t like narrators as the antagonists but I’m sure it’s not Juno. It’s Paul! I’m convinced.
But…Juno found the body & also was the cleaner in Verbena’s house! Later she also finds another dead body, Bert. A suspect! It seems a tad too coincidental by now. And I’m a bit bored. It’s not gripping me enough.
Though Juno is going off on her own to find out what happened to Nick, it does seem to reflect that’s she’s, in fact, innocent. We learn that she’s a compassionate character at least, but I’m sorry, that liaison with Paul just nags me. Talking of which…
Paul diminishes in the plot which is a clue. Think he’d returned to his wife. Russian thugs rise up in the plot though. But they’re not that exhilarating really. It’s to throw you off the tail of the murderer. But there’s more to this & Old Nick I think. He was involved in crime we later learned.
And we also learn that the divorced employer, Verbena, has daughters whose father encourages them to steal from their mother!! Verbena tells Juno that what she has “is really his”! Thug of a father too!
So it seems that one daughter, Amelia, took the £15,000 earrings & only returned them after her mum got the police involved. Verbena was too embarrassed & rather than tell the truth, she sacks Juno!
It took the plot on a tangent for a while and led us astray, so the author thought, until we discover this. Paul is still no 1 on my list.
In between, and prior to Nick’s death, Juno went to an antique show etc also. It’s here that she learns that Nick has a criminal past which is further reinforced by the police. You suspect for a bit that they’re involved.
Along the way Juno meets up with the two Russian thugs, Vlad & Igor. They threaten her but she seems undeterred?! She’s saved by Duke, the dog. He bites them & off they flee. A suspenseful & humorous scene.
There’s a will read & Juno inherits Nick’s flat! Mmmm. His two, somewhat estranged children, Helena & Richard, hang in the wings too. There’s some humorous interaction which adds intrigue to the plot. Trying to suggest a reason to murder their father? I doubt it. Losing interest here.
Juno cleans the flat but left the “thorough blitzing” until the last chapters; of course we know she’ll find something.
Juno had already discovered a Russian Madonna icon & convinced herself that Vlad was connected to Nick’s murder, but still the puzzle remained. Not for me. Criminal activities only. More on this would add to the plot.
During the cleaning blitz, Juno discovers lumpy objects in flour/powder which heightens the pace & suspense…at last. I sit up! A resurrection of interest.
This becomes the key…3 rings…diamonds, emeralds & rubies! Verbena’s? “You dusty old man” says Juno.
The sugar sifter is next! It was crusty, & inside an object revealed itself, along with the reason Nick had been murdered and by whom. Oh surprise surprise! No it wasn’t.
I’d guessed that at the start. Paul, the restorer who romanced Juno …. for a reason! A little collection of Japanese figurines are finally found after the flat had been turned upside down a few times during this plot.
They’d disappeared but Old Nick had hidden it. Hence he was killed, denying he’d even seen the figurine.
How many times had Nick’s flat been broken into, and Juno being attacked, concussed, etc without reporting to the police, was the flaw in this plot for me. It grated.
With the added fact that I knew who ‘dunnit’ the plot just didn’t keep my interest alive. I just read on to confirm the fact. And that scene!
Knowing that the killer tells all to Juno at the end, in detail, and she’s just listening without realising she’ll be the next victim, which is so obvious, just deflated the reader & plot further!
They even hug, he sobs & then tells her that he “feels good” sharing how he ‘accidentally’ killed Nick but he just can’t tell the police! Get out of there Juno, now!!!!
But no, she is oblivious to reality; blinded by his supposed love! Juno suddenly is a victim, finding that the killer is upon her, trying to crush her windpipe! Really? She thought he’d give himself up? And she wasn’t in danger? This was too much.
This is not a technical police investigation at all but a fair to good attempt for a first novel using an everyday villager to find out the whodunnit aspect. So you’d expect Juno to go about things differently and conned in the process… but not this reader! It was too clear.
It’s not an intense plot, not gripping or plausible enough. Though at the end, when Juno runs through the brambles trying to escape, it finally adds some intense suspense! She’s saved but gets “severely reprimanded” by the police for going it alone.
But not too much since she is the one who discovered the murderer after all, and the villagers were somewhat joyous. Their domestic goddess-come-investigator, wins them over. That has a nice touch I suppose.
Juno takes over Nick’s storeroom, but didn’t want to live in the flat.
The killer was arrested & Juno felt conflicted in the weeks that followed. His “exploding heat of violence” and confession etc & the many solicitor phone calls revealed more about his dark nature. I wasn’t surprised.
I’m assuming that the follow-up books will continue in a similar style.
Easy reading, light, slow but mostly uninspiring when the murderer was worked out early on. Loss of interest & somewhat boring. Though it gained some momentum at the very end. A bit too late really. I’m hovering between 2*-3*
The characters are likeable, as is the Devon village setting and the narration by the protagonist also.
Amateur sleuth who is a cleaner, gardener, dog walker etc was different but a little too much when she goes it alone, gets attacked too often, survives & doesn’t report to the police.
The underworld art criminals & hit men could have been fleshed out much further.