How To Write Slash Like A Kid

by Jumping Jack Flash

Tired of struggling for literary integrity? Relax! Here's all you need to know about writing slash fic! Oh my god, I am going to get so, so flamed. *grin*

ebook

First published February 8, 2009

About the author

Pseudonym of Jesse Hajicek
I'm a grownup. I'm a guy.

I'm not a big fat flaming faggot; I'm THE big fat flaming faggot.

I'm not a gumball machine. You don't put a 'squee' in the slot and get a chapter out. I write when I feel like it. Fortunately, I feel like it a lot.

I love constructive criticism. My ego is not fragile. I won't burst into tears if you point out an opportunity for improvement.

I smoke, drink, and scratch myself in public.

I'm the goddamn Batman.