Dearest Dorothy, If Not Now, When? • by Charlene Ann Baumbich
(Dearest Dorothy, series #6)
The story is often MBS, major boring sh*t and various characters engage in overreaction nonsese. For example, a kid who owns his own car and has a job is pulled over by the cops for minor speeding. The cops let him go with a verbal warning. The kid is guilted into telling his mom since, "God knows what you did" and she grounds him for it. What? The encounter with the cops and the warning wasn't enough? This wasn't racing or GTA. If he actually did something wrong, what then, cut off a finger? Ha!
It's hard to plod through this home town, worse than Mayberry, drivel.
This is the Dearest Dorothy series, book #6 and the dear, 88 year old Dorothy's life in her little town of Partonville, Illinois. There's plenty of small town humor and nostalgia. This rendition includes a naming contest for the new mini-mall and Dorothy's 50+ year-old son Jacob, has left his law firm and is back to apply his craft as the town's attorney.
Mayor Gladys McKern has a challenger in the upcoming mayoral election. Her challenger is Sam Vitner, who comes up with a less than memorable campaign slogan. Wanting to incorporate the name of his business Swappin' Sam's into the slogan, he decides on, "McKern's Had Her Turn - Time To Swap Vitner For Mayor."
Argh!
Dearest Dorothy, series book list
Dearest Dorothy, Are We There Yet? - Book #1
Dearest Dorothy: Slow Down, You'Re Wearing Us Out! - Book #2
Dearest Dorothy, Help! I've Lost Myself! - Book #3
Dearest Dorothy, Who Would Have Ever Thought? - Book #4
Dearest Dorothy, Merry Everything! - Book #5
● Dearest Dorothy, If Not Now, When? - Book #6