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Where's My Keys?
You've lost something. Maybe it's your keys, maybe it's your wallet, maybe it's that little thingy that's supposed to hold your earring on. Whatever you've lost, this book can help you find it.
Where's My Keys? is not trying to make you a better person. It's not trying to improve your memory or make you better organized. It's just here to help you find your stuff.
Inside this book you will find answers to the following questions:
Where's my phone?
Where's my calculator?
Where's my glasses?
Where's my watch?
Where's my notepad?
Where's my passport?
Where's my flashlight?
Where's the remote control?
Where's my other shoe?
You know you can trust the answers because they were written by a guy with a Ph.D. Or, if you don't trust science, you know you can trust Jason because he claims to have supernatural powers. Either way, Jason can help you find your stuff!
Frequently asked questions:
Q: Seriously?
A: No. The book is mostly tongue-in-cheek. Even so, there's a good chance it will work.
Q: How can you offer such an amazing book at such a low price?
A: Thanks for asking.
Q: Where is my spleen?
Q: Where is my gall bladder?
Q: Where is my pancreas?
A: These are internal organs. Do not go looking for them! Your spleen for example, is busy doing spleen things and does not want to be disturbed.
Q: Wow! You've answered all my questions! What should I do now?
A: Read this book and find your keys.
Where's My Keys? is not trying to make you a better person. It's not trying to improve your memory or make you better organized. It's just here to help you find your stuff.
Inside this book you will find answers to the following questions:
Where's my phone?
Where's my calculator?
Where's my glasses?
Where's my watch?
Where's my notepad?
Where's my passport?
Where's my flashlight?
Where's the remote control?
Where's my other shoe?
You know you can trust the answers because they were written by a guy with a Ph.D. Or, if you don't trust science, you know you can trust Jason because he claims to have supernatural powers. Either way, Jason can help you find your stuff!
Frequently asked questions:
Q: Seriously?
A: No. The book is mostly tongue-in-cheek. Even so, there's a good chance it will work.
Q: How can you offer such an amazing book at such a low price?
A: Thanks for asking.
Q: Where is my spleen?
Q: Where is my gall bladder?
Q: Where is my pancreas?
A: These are internal organs. Do not go looking for them! Your spleen for example, is busy doing spleen things and does not want to be disturbed.
Q: Wow! You've answered all my questions! What should I do now?
A: Read this book and find your keys.
43 pages, Kindle Edition
Published January 28, 2020
About the author
Jason A. Holt
15 books10 followersJason writes the Edgewhen series of fantasy adventure novels. And when he's not writing novels, he works in the board game industry. He translated the rulebook for Galaxy Trucker, he wrote the rulebook for Underwater Cities, and he designed the English-language word list for Codenames.
In the Fighter Fred series, Jason combines his love of fantasy with his love of rulebooks and discovers that the result can be hilarious.
You can find out more about Jason by checking JasonAHolt.com.
In the Fighter Fred series, Jason combines his love of fantasy with his love of rulebooks and discovers that the result can be hilarious.
You can find out more about Jason by checking JasonAHolt.com.
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February 28, 2020
Astounding!
I'm pretty sure that should I ever lose something, the techniques discussed in this book will be incredibly helpful. I feel much more comfortable now that I know these life changing techniques. This Author has some serious supernatural abilities and probably a photographic memory hidden in his head. I am glad he has chosen to use his powers for Good instead of Evil. His ability to hide things from people, since he knows all the places they would look, could destroy entire (small) countries. Who would then worship him for his finding skills and allow him to rule them to bring peace and prosperity.
I'm pretty sure that should I ever lose something, the techniques discussed in this book will be incredibly helpful. I feel much more comfortable now that I know these life changing techniques. This Author has some serious supernatural abilities and probably a photographic memory hidden in his head. I am glad he has chosen to use his powers for Good instead of Evil. His ability to hide things from people, since he knows all the places they would look, could destroy entire (small) countries. Who would then worship him for his finding skills and allow him to rule them to bring peace and prosperity.
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