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This is a heavily rewritten version as of 08/21/2019, taking into account a lot of feedback from fans. Enjoy!
Hey dude, it’s me, Eddie. You’re not gonna believe me, but I gotta tell you all kinds of crazy things...
I was scraping by in dinner was regularly Taco Bell salsa packets, my love life consisted of freeze framing Scarlett Johansson action scenes, and my only hobby was drawing until my fingers bled.
All that changed when I got my big break, an interview with the editor of the largest comics company in the world! But what I found there was a lot more than a job—a hell of a lot more! Let me tell you the whole story...
This book contains explicit language, explicit action, explicit everything. Adults only, all that jazz. If you’re a precious snowflake, this book is a friggin’ flame thrower.
Hey dude, it’s me, Eddie. You’re not gonna believe me, but I gotta tell you all kinds of crazy things...
I was scraping by in dinner was regularly Taco Bell salsa packets, my love life consisted of freeze framing Scarlett Johansson action scenes, and my only hobby was drawing until my fingers bled.
All that changed when I got my big break, an interview with the editor of the largest comics company in the world! But what I found there was a lot more than a job—a hell of a lot more! Let me tell you the whole story...
This book contains explicit language, explicit action, explicit everything. Adults only, all that jazz. If you’re a precious snowflake, this book is a friggin’ flame thrower.
- GenresFantasy
235 pages, Kindle Edition
Published July 7, 2019
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Displaying 1 - 7 of 7 reviews
July 31, 2019
This is hot flaming garbage. No two ways about it. It's hands down the worst story the author has written. It violates every rule of the genre and does not deliver on what it promises, at all. Marco Frazetta seems to get worse with every subsequent book, which is rare, normally authors improve over time.
Both the MC and the supporting characters are completely unlikeable, the MC is a complete waste of space and air and the supporting characters tend to range from unfunny comedic sociopath all the way to cardboard flat.
The book is very much NOT a harem, despite being heavily advertised as such. A harem usually means there are some exclusivity and relationships beyond casual hook-ups. Neither is really the case here. The MC just brings some masturbation aid heroines to life, who are happy to bang anything and everyone they run across.
It's also not a comedy. Whatever jokes and fun there are, is usually pretty flat and only sprinkled in between every now and then.
Both the MC and the supporting characters are completely unlikeable, the MC is a complete waste of space and air and the supporting characters tend to range from unfunny comedic sociopath all the way to cardboard flat.
The book is very much NOT a harem, despite being heavily advertised as such. A harem usually means there are some exclusivity and relationships beyond casual hook-ups. Neither is really the case here. The MC just brings some masturbation aid heroines to life, who are happy to bang anything and everyone they run across.
It's also not a comedy. Whatever jokes and fun there are, is usually pretty flat and only sprinkled in between every now and then.
September 25, 2019
So bad I didn't even finish the first chapter
August 23, 2020
This novel started as a fun romp where I could see some interesting possible twists lurking in the background but ended up falling flat on it's face. Not even that, it made so many nonsensical choices in characters and plot that it took a running leap and slid face first first across the ground.
Inconsistent characters I could forgive, plot lines that go nowhere tend to happen, even weird events that don't make sense I could overlook, but when you end on this bad of a cliffhanger? That's too far.
This book literally ends, mid fight, with the author naming out a few things that happen and the main character looking into the camera like what do I do now? It's weak writing and is obviously meant to encourage people to buy the next book which I most definitely will not be doing.
I will not be recommending this book to anyone.
Inconsistent characters I could forgive, plot lines that go nowhere tend to happen, even weird events that don't make sense I could overlook, but when you end on this bad of a cliffhanger? That's too far.
This book literally ends, mid fight, with the author naming out a few things that happen and the main character looking into the camera like what do I do now? It's weak writing and is obviously meant to encourage people to buy the next book which I most definitely will not be doing.
I will not be recommending this book to anyone.
April 14, 2020
Sorry this one did not grab me it was a good book very well written but I found it lacking started real slow and kept that pace the whole way through the story
January 26, 2020
A quick, enjoyable read.
I think this was the author’s first book, and it showed in some areas. I thought the girls forgave the MC a little too easily, and Abbie admitting she was partially at fault probably wouldnt have happened, but despite this I like characters that are their own worst enemies.
Ending is a cliffhanger but the next book is already out, so I found this at the right time.
I think this was the author’s first book, and it showed in some areas. I thought the girls forgave the MC a little too easily, and Abbie admitting she was partially at fault probably wouldnt have happened, but despite this I like characters that are their own worst enemies.
Ending is a cliffhanger but the next book is already out, so I found this at the right time.
August 13, 2019
Meh
It has some funny for geeks moments but not enough to make up for his messed up vocabulary. Breasts don’t LOB when removed from a bra. Bob, maybe. And that wasn’t the worst.
So I gave up. Your mileage may vary. If you can’t spell or don’t care, and want cheap sex scenes, give it a shot.
It has some funny for geeks moments but not enough to make up for his messed up vocabulary. Breasts don’t LOB when removed from a bra. Bob, maybe. And that wasn’t the worst.
So I gave up. Your mileage may vary. If you can’t spell or don’t care, and want cheap sex scenes, give it a shot.
July 28, 2019
Different
This was interesting and enjoyable. A bit different than other books by frazetta. But not bad at all. I'm definitely interested in the next book. I'll reserve my final opinion after I get to read the next book.
This was interesting and enjoyable. A bit different than other books by frazetta. But not bad at all. I'm definitely interested in the next book. I'll reserve my final opinion after I get to read the next book.
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