I loathe ‘cozy mysteries’ but every genre has rock stars: Ellery Adams, Nancy Atherton, Kate Kingsbury, Kate Carlisle, Juliet Blackwell.... I found a volume 4 novel by Tim Myers for a bargain, when I used to enjoy this plastic genre. I love lighthouses and finally ordered the introduction so I could try this series. I hoped to be pleasantly surprised.
“Inkeeping With Murder” reproduced every weak scenario. I would not buy the others at a dime apiece. I persevered painfully through dreadful “have got” contractions. Authors, WRITE “HAVE”! The past tense “got” only belongs to the verb “to get”! That was my sole grammatical quibble. The rest, I am sure anyone would agree with.
Let’s gather a list of cringingly amateur tropes, especially for a story published in 2001.
People are drastically good or bad. Villains are characters we hated. Old girlfriends are all wrong, so that authors can match protagonists with über moral, hard working, female co-leads.
Inexperienced protagonists think the law lacks the budget to investigate a murder properly and that peace depends on them conjuring up justice.
A mystery at a lighthouse is not deemed exciting by itself. The inn (or library, bakery....) must be financially unstable, with a realtor harassing them to sell it. Just in time, gems might appear, that three generations of relatives did not encounter on their land.
Sheriffs insist on their investigations being taken seriously but keep having meals at the protagonists’ homes.
There is nonsensical, dramatic family lore: a woman is too weak, 1½ year after childbirth, to visit her parents! Her husband replicates her lighthouse inland. She died “9 days before it was finished”. So it only needed paint and the light? She certainly saw the tower built! You see why one star was as high as I could go.