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His Pretty Little Thief
She thinks it’s her who’s the hunter, and me the prey.
She thinks she’s playing me in order to steal what she wants.
...She couldn’t be more wrong.
Because tonight, it’s me who’ll be stealing her.
Tonight, she’s mine.
Dear little thief,
I know what you came for. I know you thought it’d be easy. I know you thought I would be easy. Spoiler, it won’t be, and I’m not.
You thought seducing me, and stealing a sample of my...seed, to sell on the black market would be a breeze. Except we both know you’ve never done anything with a man, let alone one as powerful, and rich, and obsessed as me.
I know I should have you arrested. A man with my wealth and my power could ruin you with a snap of the fingers. But I won’t.
Maybe it’s because you intrigue me, little one. Maybe it’s because I enjoy a challenge. Or maybe it’s just because you look so f-ing pretty on your knees saying “please, sir”.
We’ll just have to find out. Let the games begin.
Come and play, little thief. Come and play, so I can play with you.
Ludicrously over-the-top, alpha as all get-out, sweet as pie, and 100% as naughty as you're thinking it's going to be. This is one thief who's about to meet her match, and get MUCH more than she bargained for ;).
As with all my books, this one is safe, with no cheating, and a HEA guaranteed.
She thinks she’s playing me in order to steal what she wants.
...She couldn’t be more wrong.
Because tonight, it’s me who’ll be stealing her.
Tonight, she’s mine.
Dear little thief,
I know what you came for. I know you thought it’d be easy. I know you thought I would be easy. Spoiler, it won’t be, and I’m not.
You thought seducing me, and stealing a sample of my...seed, to sell on the black market would be a breeze. Except we both know you’ve never done anything with a man, let alone one as powerful, and rich, and obsessed as me.
I know I should have you arrested. A man with my wealth and my power could ruin you with a snap of the fingers. But I won’t.
Maybe it’s because you intrigue me, little one. Maybe it’s because I enjoy a challenge. Or maybe it’s just because you look so f-ing pretty on your knees saying “please, sir”.
We’ll just have to find out. Let the games begin.
Come and play, little thief. Come and play, so I can play with you.
Ludicrously over-the-top, alpha as all get-out, sweet as pie, and 100% as naughty as you're thinking it's going to be. This is one thief who's about to meet her match, and get MUCH more than she bargained for ;).
As with all my books, this one is safe, with no cheating, and a HEA guaranteed.
84 pages, Kindle Edition
Published June 22, 2019
223 people are currently reading
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About the author
Madison Faye
108 books3,644 followers#1 bestselling contemporary romance author Madison Faye is the dirty alter ego of the very wholesome, very normal suburban housewife behind the stories. While she might be a wife, mom, and PTA organizer on the outside, there’s nothing but hot, steamy, and raunchy fantasies brewing right beneath the surface!
Tired of keeping them hidden inside or only having them come out in the bedroom, they’re all here in the form of some wickedly hot stories. Single-minded alpha hero, sinfully taboo relationships, and wildly over-the-top scenarios. If you love it extra dirty, extra hot, and extra naughty, this is the place for you! (Just don’t tell the other PTA members you saw her here…)
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Tired of keeping them hidden inside or only having them come out in the bedroom, they’re all here in the form of some wickedly hot stories. Single-minded alpha hero, sinfully taboo relationships, and wildly over-the-top scenarios. If you love it extra dirty, extra hot, and extra naughty, this is the place for you! (Just don’t tell the other PTA members you saw her here…)
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October 22, 2019
"His Pretty Little Thief" is the story of Simone and Knox.
I groan, my lips crushing to hers, and I swallow her moans as I pump rope after rope after rope of my hot, sticky cum deep against her womb.
LMAO!
In this tale of insanity, our heroine goes to steal the rich and handsome billionaire hero's sperm, but gets captured and bred by his leaky faucet instead.
This made me laugh, because it was that absurd. Kinda sexy too..Ms Faye gets both my weird sense of humor, and my kink.
Safe
4/5
I groan, my lips crushing to hers, and I swallow her moans as I pump rope after rope after rope of my hot, sticky cum deep against her womb.
LMAO!
In this tale of insanity, our heroine goes to steal the rich and handsome billionaire hero's sperm, but gets captured and bred by his leaky faucet instead.
This made me laugh, because it was that absurd. Kinda sexy too..Ms Faye gets both my weird sense of humor, and my kink.
Safe
4/5
June 24, 2019
3.5 stars
Why couldn't this be longerrr!!!! Quick funny steamy and 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Now when i heard about this i thought she going to steal jewels and stuff.. well jsjakaka she close to some jewles.. ill be honest I LAUGHED at what she was "trying" to steal cuz i don't think i have read this in a book.. (unless it was a evil chick.) But the twist was Knox was 1000xxx ahead of her like wayy ahead.
Simone was broke, innocent as can be and broke..her ex roommate gave her a out and a agency she used. Conflicted on what she has to do but she's going to try. But little does she know she isn't good at being secretive her "Mark" Knox spots her right away and now he's hunting her down ;) and he gets what he wants. Like I said above he was 10 steps ahead of her and he knew what she was after.. he had it all planned out... sneaky dude.
I do wish we saw the Agency taken down more.. then just a quick how they took it down.. are we getting another book?? Bianca book??
No om/ow drama, no cheating, smig of drama, steamy sex, virgin gal and not a manwhore.
Recommend- yes
Cover-⭐⭐⭐⭐
Super Instalove/lust
Safe
No condom
Anal play/sex
Hea
Epilogue
Why couldn't this be longerrr!!!! Quick funny steamy and 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Now when i heard about this i thought she going to steal jewels and stuff.. well jsjakaka she close to some jewles.. ill be honest I LAUGHED at what she was "trying" to steal cuz i don't think i have read this in a book.. (unless it was a evil chick.) But the twist was Knox was 1000xxx ahead of her like wayy ahead.
Simone was broke, innocent as can be and broke..her ex roommate gave her a out and a agency she used. Conflicted on what she has to do but she's going to try. But little does she know she isn't good at being secretive her "Mark" Knox spots her right away and now he's hunting her down ;) and he gets what he wants. Like I said above he was 10 steps ahead of her and he knew what she was after.. he had it all planned out... sneaky dude.
I do wish we saw the Agency taken down more.. then just a quick how they took it down.. are we getting another book?? Bianca book??
No om/ow drama, no cheating, smig of drama, steamy sex, virgin gal and not a manwhore.
Recommend- yes
Cover-⭐⭐⭐⭐
Super Instalove/lust
Safe
No condom
Anal play/sex
Hea
Epilogue
This entire review has been hidden because of spoilers.
June 25, 2019
Let the Games Begin!
Another five-star, amusingly entertaining, one-handed, over-the-top, insta-lust/love quickie… from Madison Faye!
Professionally written, totally original, fast-paced and with baby-batter at the crux of the matter… the story flows... fluidly... incorporating a few twists and turns along the way. A financially disadvantaged and innocent young heroine needs to acquire… ehem… a personal donation… from the successful as well as powerfully wealthy hero but the hunter may become the hero’s prey in this highly unusual game. “His Pretty Little Thief” is a totally safe, standalone novella featuring dual POV and a sweet little HEA.
Disclaimer: No Kindles were seriously harmed while reading this novel. Children 18 and over only due to sexually explicit content!
Disclaimer for the Disclaimer… The term “seriously harmed” is not intended to include: overheating, scorch marks, minor melting or inconsequential fire that can be put out with an extinguisher. Fire retardant gloves highly recommended while reading. Reviewer is not responsible for run-on sentences, misplaced commas, to many of these thingy’s (…) and illegal use of overly descriptive language.
RATING DETAILS (Based on 1 to 5 Gold Stars):
STEAM FACTOR: 5 Baby-batter Stars!
WRITING STYLE: 5 Professionally… Fluid Stars!
PLOT: 5 Fast-paced, Original Stars!
ENGAGING CHARACTERS: 5 Holy Hot Hunt Me Stars!
SATISFYING CONCLUSION: 5 Gratifying Stars!
***I voluntarily received an ARC copy of this book in exchange for my honest review***
Another five-star, amusingly entertaining, one-handed, over-the-top, insta-lust/love quickie… from Madison Faye!
Professionally written, totally original, fast-paced and with baby-batter at the crux of the matter… the story flows... fluidly... incorporating a few twists and turns along the way. A financially disadvantaged and innocent young heroine needs to acquire… ehem… a personal donation… from the successful as well as powerfully wealthy hero but the hunter may become the hero’s prey in this highly unusual game. “His Pretty Little Thief” is a totally safe, standalone novella featuring dual POV and a sweet little HEA.
Disclaimer: No Kindles were seriously harmed while reading this novel. Children 18 and over only due to sexually explicit content!
Disclaimer for the Disclaimer… The term “seriously harmed” is not intended to include: overheating, scorch marks, minor melting or inconsequential fire that can be put out with an extinguisher. Fire retardant gloves highly recommended while reading. Reviewer is not responsible for run-on sentences, misplaced commas, to many of these thingy’s (…) and illegal use of overly descriptive language.
RATING DETAILS (Based on 1 to 5 Gold Stars):
STEAM FACTOR: 5 Baby-batter Stars!
WRITING STYLE: 5 Professionally… Fluid Stars!
PLOT: 5 Fast-paced, Original Stars!
ENGAGING CHARACTERS: 5 Holy Hot Hunt Me Stars!
SATISFYING CONCLUSION: 5 Gratifying Stars!
***I voluntarily received an ARC copy of this book in exchange for my honest review***
June 28, 2019
This author writes fast paced, kindle melting wonderful smutty books that you cannot help but enjoy.
Simone moves to New York to start a new life one where she could live out her dreams only once she’s there things aren’t as easy as she thought. Offered a quick fix to her financial worries she stalks the man she wants and when he takes an interest in her she’s not sure she can do what they asked her too. Is it really possible to fall in love that quick and how will she escape the Agency clutches?
Knox knew exactly who Simone was from day one he set everything up, he’s been aware of the what they were up to for months but once he got a glimpse of Simone he knew she was meant to be his. Once he has her he will move heaven and earth to keep her. Will she stay or try and fulfil her contract with the Agency?
Loved it, sweet heroine and alpha possessive hero ready to take on the world for the woman he lives. Safe and super hot read.
Simone moves to New York to start a new life one where she could live out her dreams only once she’s there things aren’t as easy as she thought. Offered a quick fix to her financial worries she stalks the man she wants and when he takes an interest in her she’s not sure she can do what they asked her too. Is it really possible to fall in love that quick and how will she escape the Agency clutches?
Knox knew exactly who Simone was from day one he set everything up, he’s been aware of the what they were up to for months but once he got a glimpse of Simone he knew she was meant to be his. Once he has her he will move heaven and earth to keep her. Will she stay or try and fulfil her contract with the Agency?
Loved it, sweet heroine and alpha possessive hero ready to take on the world for the woman he lives. Safe and super hot read.
March 2, 2024
Simone lleva 5 días asistiendo al mismo club para el "reconocimiento" de su objetivo. Que cual es su objetivo? Knox Carmichael o más específicamente... Lo que él puede darle. La agencia le pagará 100.000 dólares si ella consigue su "mojo" solo que el asunto se vuelve a el revés, ahora ella se da cuenta de que nunca fue la cazadora, si no la presa...
Me ha gustado, la verdad es que al ser cortito no pueden decepcionarte. Me gustó mucho Knox y su actitud gruñona pero de los que me gustan a mí. Simone me pareció un poco tonta, osea, siendo virgen quien narices se mete a hacer esas cosas? Hija de verdad si es que no tenías muchas luces... En fin, que dejando a parte lo racional o irracional de los personajes la historia es perfecta para pasar el rato!
Me ha gustado, la verdad es que al ser cortito no pueden decepcionarte. Me gustó mucho Knox y su actitud gruñona pero de los que me gustan a mí. Simone me pareció un poco tonta, osea, siendo virgen quien narices se mete a hacer esas cosas? Hija de verdad si es que no tenías muchas luces... En fin, que dejando a parte lo racional o irracional de los personajes la historia es perfecta para pasar el rato!
June 23, 2019
The Agency
This was a fun twisted story that was full of suspense. Knox is way hot and Simone is meant for him. I loved their interaction! Hopefully The Agency has lots of client stories to come.
This was a fun twisted story that was full of suspense. Knox is way hot and Simone is meant for him. I loved their interaction! Hopefully The Agency has lots of client stories to come.
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August 29, 2022—𝒀𝒐 𝒕𝒆 𝒗𝒊 𝑺𝒊𝒎𝒐𝒏𝒆, 𝒕𝒆 𝒗𝒊, 𝒚 𝒕𝒐𝒅𝒐 𝒎𝒊 𝒋𝒐𝒅𝒊𝒅𝒐 𝒎𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒐 𝒔𝒊𝒎𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒆 𝒄𝒂𝒎𝒃𝒊ó 𝒅𝒆 𝒆𝒋𝒆. 𝑻𝒆 𝒗𝒊 𝒚 𝒔𝒖𝒑𝒆 𝒒𝒖𝒆 𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒃𝒂𝒔 𝒉𝒆𝒄𝒉𝒂 𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒂 𝒎í.
June 24, 2019
Gorgeously smutty little romance with a tricky plot and lots of naughty action.
The female character is planning to steal something very special from a powerful billionaire, but he is onto her. Will she punish her or make her dreams come true? The fun, of course, is in finding out :-D
I liked the mysterious start, the anticipation while she's stalking him unaware of his secret intentions towards her. The passion is as explicit as one's hot cheeks can expect from this daring author (fun!!) and the conflict from her thievery is solved in an entertaining way that might produce some other story, hopefully.
So, two stolen hearts and a very dirty epilogue after, the billionaire and the pretty little thief get a very happy ending.
The female character is planning to steal something very special from a powerful billionaire, but he is onto her. Will she punish her or make her dreams come true? The fun, of course, is in finding out :-D
I liked the mysterious start, the anticipation while she's stalking him unaware of his secret intentions towards her. The passion is as explicit as one's hot cheeks can expect from this daring author (fun!!) and the conflict from her thievery is solved in an entertaining way that might produce some other story, hopefully.
So, two stolen hearts and a very dirty epilogue after, the billionaire and the pretty little thief get a very happy ending.
June 23, 2019
A short, fast-paced, fire extinguisher HOT as f#%* dirty romance story with instantaneous attraction, a unique storyline, and plenty of burn up the pages sex. His Pretty Little Thief is so hot, you'll be left in a puddle of lust. Prepare to be tillillated!
I voluntarily reviewed an advance reader copy of this book.
I voluntarily reviewed an advance reader copy of this book.
June 30, 2019
Loved it. Short to the point, with lots of steam.
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Loved it. Short, to the point, with lots of steam.
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Merged review:
Loved it. Short, to the point, with lots of steam.
Full review
June 24, 2019
A SCOOOORCHING HOT, SLIGHTLY DARK ROMANCE THAT WAS HOT AS CAN BE! Madison Faye did a BEAUTIFUL job with His Pretty Little Thief. I got lost in this book and it felt great. It was edgy, sexy and just plain YUMMY! I couldn't get enough!
December 13, 2023
De verdad, eso de ¿nos casamos ya? Cuando literalmente lo acabas de conocer esa noche… amiga háztelo mirar.
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August 9, 2021
The italicized word in every since paragraph, without fail, gets old fast.
June 21, 2019
Shit, this was good. I loved it.
My day,night,hell entire week is made when I receive an email from MF but damn it I just devour her books.
But this.. Okay.. i loved the story :D
So, the heroine's friend who was recently broke has somehow magically started earning like crazy and that pushes our girl into the thing too eventhough it's crazy ridiculous omg I can't even.
But if you have watched Ted 2 then you know what operation Tom Brady was and that's exactly what's happening here 😂😂
But unbeknownst to Simone..the guy who she thinks she'll con is kind of already way way wayyyy ahead of her..
Damn it I have said too much but I LOVED IT
ARC received for review
My day,night,hell entire week is made when I receive an email from MF but damn it I just devour her books.
But this.. Okay.. i loved the story :D
So, the heroine's friend who was recently broke has somehow magically started earning like crazy and that pushes our girl into the thing too eventhough it's crazy ridiculous omg I can't even.
But if you have watched Ted 2 then you know what operation Tom Brady was and that's exactly what's happening here 😂😂
But unbeknownst to Simone..the guy who she thinks she'll con is kind of already way way wayyyy ahead of her..
Damn it I have said too much but I LOVED IT
ARC received for review
June 24, 2019
So the synopsis grabbed me. That's about it. I looked back to see if I had read this author before and I have. And I gave the same rating. If you are looking for a very quick read with a real stretch on the suspension of disbelief and tons of steam, this is your book. If you are looking for a romance or any type of character development, look elsewhere.
There is a creative and original premise for the story. But once Simone and Knox actually talk to each other, they jump right into s3x and don't turn back. That's the jist of the story.
It was a quick read, so not much waste of time for me. I won't be going back for more if this is the writing trope for this author.
*Complimentary copy provided for an honest review.
There is a creative and original premise for the story. But once Simone and Knox actually talk to each other, they jump right into s3x and don't turn back. That's the jist of the story.
It was a quick read, so not much waste of time for me. I won't be going back for more if this is the writing trope for this author.
*Complimentary copy provided for an honest review.
June 25, 2019
His Pretty Little Thief by Madison Faye is the story of Simone and Knox.
It's a unique take on the thief and victim aspect. Without giving anything away, whose the thief and who really the victim in this steamy and sexy story that is a surefire hit by Madison Faye. The plot is engaging, the characters believable, the chemistry between the characters sizzling and the overall story is fantastic. This is a spicy and sweet treat !!
My Rating: 4.5 stars ******
It's a unique take on the thief and victim aspect. Without giving anything away, whose the thief and who really the victim in this steamy and sexy story that is a surefire hit by Madison Faye. The plot is engaging, the characters believable, the chemistry between the characters sizzling and the overall story is fantastic. This is a spicy and sweet treat !!
My Rating: 4.5 stars ******
October 25, 2019
Sweet short read about virgin hero, Simone trying to "capture" rich Billionaire, Knox Carmichael's sperm, Lol. Young girl, older man, I fell in love with you at first sight, trope. Filled with instant love, a lot of sex with "ropes and ropes and ropes of his sperm. Unbeknownst to her, Knox has had an eye on Simone for a while. Brimming with a lot of white jet fuel, leads to more sex with cum and a HEA!
June 24, 2019
I absolutely love this book!! The hunter becomes the hunted she just doesn’t know it until it’s too late. Simone is broke and desperate and when her roommate makes her an offer she can’t refuse she is in Knox’s crosshairs. Knox is a dirty talking alpha that goes after what he wants and that is Simone. Quick and steamy read that set my kindle on fire!
June 26, 2019
This was such a hot read! I know Madison's stories are short so I already expect the love to go really fast. I was not expecting that twist though. Really well thought out. Knox and Simone...dang they're legit fire together. This has to be the hottest story I've read from Madison so far.
If you're looking for short stories that are steamy and sexy, Madison's have some of the best stories.
If you're looking for short stories that are steamy and sexy, Madison's have some of the best stories.
June 25, 2019
Review to come
June 25, 2019
Autobuy!
Absolutely loved this steamyyy read! Never disappoints im glad i finally read it even though i was reading something else i stopped just to read this!
Absolutely loved this steamyyy read! Never disappoints im glad i finally read it even though i was reading something else i stopped just to read this!
June 26, 2019
Fast, steamy read 🔥
August 2, 2021
I don’t really like the way Madison writes, I always end up bored in the middle of the book.
January 6, 2023
Todo el libro fue muy cuestionable y sin sentido. Énfasis en la palabra MUY.
En cada página se ponía más y más raro, todo salió de la nada. Y ese te amo después de conocerlo como por cinco días, nop. Mi pensamiento en todo el libro fue "QUÉ ESTOY LEYENDO".
Hay de historias cortas a historias cortas, esta fue una de las malas. Muy raro todo.
⭐1.5 estrellas.
En cada página se ponía más y más raro, todo salió de la nada. Y ese te amo después de conocerlo como por cinco días, nop. Mi pensamiento en todo el libro fue "QUÉ ESTOY LEYENDO".
Hay de historias cortas a historias cortas, esta fue una de las malas. Muy raro todo.
⭐1.5 estrellas.
December 29, 2020
3.5 stars
Faye's novella's are always steamy as F***. So steamy in fact that the instalove doesn't even bug me that much. I do find the never ending boners kinda funny though, the level of dehydration these guys must go through is insane lol
Faye's novella's are always steamy as F***. So steamy in fact that the instalove doesn't even bug me that much. I do find the never ending boners kinda funny though, the level of dehydration these guys must go through is insane lol
October 7, 2025
2✯
-dual POV
-no separation
-virgin heroine/non virgin H
-no cheating
-insta love/lust for the H
-obsessed alpha hero
-no ow/om drama
-h(18)/H(30)
-epilogue: several months later -it's their wedding day and they're expecting a baby
-dual POV
-no separation
-virgin heroine/non virgin H
-no cheating
-insta love/lust for the H
-obsessed alpha hero
-no ow/om drama
-h(18)/H(30)
-epilogue: several months later -it's their wedding day and they're expecting a baby
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