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374 pages, Mass Market Paperback
First published November 10, 2020


PLEASE, THIS IS A MASTERPIECE!!! I don't even like Historical Romances and to this day I have not read one that made me laugh THIS MUCH! This is the silliest, sexiest and most ingenious writing I have seen in ages! Charis Michaels has my heart! Ugh, nothing gets me hornier than intelligent female humor!
First, let's talk about Declan. Jesus Christ, the butterflies this man gave me??? The golden retriever energy? The "you may order me to do just about anything you'd like". WHY WAS IT SO HOT to have a strong, bossy, female MC ordering a mercenary (playing stable-boy) around? The set up for this was so genius and I realized I have a way more dominant personality than I thought. Here I was, reading dark romances, thinking I wanted to be controlled and dominated when controlling and dominating a golden retriever of a man is way hotter.
Both of these characters were so cleverly written, they have such incredible personalities, it is almost impossible NOT to fall in love with both of them. I smiled so much I felt like I had a hanger in my mouth. It physically hurt. No miscommunication tropes, just brutal honesty. No unnecessary messing around with the plot, no unjustified cheesiness. This was so leveled, so perfect, the right amount of tension, the right amount of humor, the right amount of sex. This is a new voice, someone who FINALLY made me enjoy a historical romance so much that I am probably going to beg everyone I meet to read this book.
Such an unique story, with Snow White elements. Helena is set to marry a duke but she would rather die than marry someone she doesn't love. She has the most brilliant idea, she will interview a different duchess every day until she finds someone more suiting for that boredom of a man, maybe if he falls in love with someone else, he will let her go. In the meantime, her parents are sick and tired of her antics, the duke’s uncle hires an ex-con, mercenary/bodyguard to pass as her groom and to make sure she doesn't try to run away. This was hilarious, sexy, deliciously feminist and made me hot and bothered in the best ways.
Declan,
If you're into historical romances, YOU HAVE TO READ THIS. If you have never read a historical romance before, THIS HAS TO BE YOUR FIRST!