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240 pages, Hardcover
First published October 13, 2015


I remember thinking, ‘UM… THIS CAN’T BE REAL. IT MUST BE A PRANK. A JOKE. A REALITY SHOW. RIGHT?!?’
So I said to Quint, ‘UM… THIS CAN’T BE REAL. IT MUST BE A PRANK. A JOKE. A REALITY SHOW. RIGHT?!?’
But it wasn’t.
Mad Hatter! – Steal the hats off five zombies.And, most importantly:
Outrun! – Beat a zombie in a footrace.
Say Cheese! – Take a photo with someone you knew before they got zombified.
House Hunter – Explore 50 different abandoned houses.
Damsel in Distress – Find and rescue love interest, June Del Toro.Of course, he needs to get back in touch with his best (only) friend Quint, and avoid being eaten by Blarg – the giant, intelligent monster that is hunting him down – but those are just details.
“Now, why does a thirteen-year-old need a tree house that’s better-defended than Fort Knox, Stark Tower, and the X-Mansion combined? Because a MASS of zombie hordes and monster brutes have taken over Wakefield (and, as far as I know, the whole freaking world)!”
“FEAT: Damsel in Distress.
Find and rescue love interest, June Del Toro”
“I mean – look, it’s terrible,’ I say, all serious now. ‘But I’m not gonna just give up. Some days are way scary, yeah. And sometimes things are pretty freaking sad. But I’m trying real, real hard here to keep on living and enjoying every moment. With friends.’” - and an awesome pet monster, Rover
“This tree house isn’t just any old tree house. It’s my home. For the first time in my life I have a real, permanent home. And Quint and June and Dirk – for the first time in my life, I have real friends. Permanent ones. Not-going-anywhere ones. A family. Everything I was ever jealous of – everything those other kids had, when I felt like a crummy orphan. Well, now I have it.”
“I won’t lie – June’s hand on mine is basically the greatest thing since sliced pizza.”