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Barnabas Tew and the Case of the Enlightened Cow

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Rama, the Hindu god who maintains dharma, or the balance of all things, is in terrible trouble, and only Barnabas and Wilfred can save him!

Private detectives to the gods, Barnabas Tew and Wilfred Colby, believed they’d discovered the secret to taking charge of their destinies. Unfortunately, they’re about to be taught a hard lesson: nothing is as it seems and taking control is easier said than done.

Fresh off their most challenging case to date, the two detectives step into a cenote: an otherworldly portal that connects worlds and can take them anywhere if they know how to use it. Each is hoping to be reunited with someone he left behind, but they soon realize that something has gone terribly, disastrously wrong. Instead of being reunited with their lady-loves, they find themselves in a Hindu temple, together with Kamadeva, the Hindu god of desire.

Kamadeva asks them to save his friend Rama, who is in grave danger. It seems an innocent enough request, but Barnabas and Wilfred have learned that not everything is at it seems, and the right thing to do is not always so obvious. It doesn’t take long to discover that not all the gods want Rama saved, leaving the two detectives to make a terrible choice.

The detectives have faced dangerous deities before, but the Hindu gods are different. Otherworldly, wise, and full of shadowy motivations, they all seek to manipulate the hapless detectives to suit their purposes.

Can Barnabas and Wilfred see through the illusions and the lies to uncover the truth of the matter? Or will they fail, and choose the wrong side?

205 pages, Kindle Edition

Published September 18, 2019

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Profile Image for Jocelyn.
273 reviews1 follower
October 21, 2019
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Imagine Sherlock Holmes. Now imagine him with none of the skill, charm, or intuition: what you're then left with is more or less Detective Barnabas Tew. Even though he is the head of his private investigation outfit, it is his assistant Wilfred who is really the brains of the pair (not that Barnabas knows this). Barnabas is a bit like when a four year old makes you breakfast, giving you uncooked rice in a bowl of juice. You take it and say with fake delight, "Oh my, what a yummy breakfast!" and pretend to eat it, humouring the kid that they're a big help and very good at what they do. Pretty much everyone Barnabas encounters treats him similarly, while his much more astute assistant Wilfred handles the actual investigating.

I was at a slight disadvantage since I haven't read any of the previous books. The author did a great job bringing new readers up to speed so I didn't necessarily feel like I had to have read them before being able to read this installment. I just think I would have enjoyed The Case of the Enlightened Cow more if I had been familiar with our detectives.

For a mystery, there is very little actual investigating as the pair of them continually bumble along from one hilarious calamity to another, meeting various different gods and people along the way. The story was mostly the reader watching the detectives getting into scrapes and going off on amusing bickering tangents like an old married couple.

It was an enjoyable little story, perfect for a bit of charming escapism. It's a really interesting premise as well, these two detectives having been killed off early on in the series so that they could be PI's for the Gods. So far it appears that they've previously assisted Egyptian and Norse gods, so it'll be interesting to see where they go to next as the possibilities are nearly endless.

Final Thoughts

Barnabas Tew and the Case of the Enlightened Cow is a very fun and well written read, full of humor and heart (which more than makes up for the very little actual sleuthing the book contains). Our detective duo is delightful and endearing, especially when they're bickering. If you're looking for a light-hearted book to lose yourself in, this cozy mystery is a perfect choice.

Read my full review on my blog!

Thank you to Rachel's Random Resources and the author for a copy of this book in exchange for a review
Profile Image for Yesha- Books Teacup and Reviews.
887 reviews159 followers
September 24, 2019
You can read all my review on Blog - Books Teacup and Reviews

Barnabas Tew and the Case of the Enlightened Cow, fourth in Barnabas Tew series, was entertaining, humorous cozy mystery that revolved around two bumbling Victorian detectives plunged into Indian mythology with another mystery to solve for Indian God. It was about enlightenment on Karma, Dharma, eternal life and death cycle that of course, these two detectives had hard time to understand.

Characters–

What do I tell you about characters that I haven’t said before in review of first 3 book?! Once again they were fun to read. They were lovable and cutest detectives I ever read.

Barnabas was his usual bumbling, over-reactive, he might call himself ‘master of diversion and subterfuge’ but actually is ‘master of blunders’. However, at heart he was pure and courageous and his conscience was on right side. And he loved his assistant whom he gave credit time to time and even gave promotion in this book.

Wilfred was wise, clever, and perceptive one who could understand situation better, always knew how to correct his master’s blunder, knew Barnabas better than himself and yet so very humble. He loved Barnabas enough to follow him anywhere.

What I liked-

Writing was great, I loved British Victorian style in dialogues, expression of characters, situations and third person voice. All were described vividly. I said this before and I’m saying again, I want to see these books in movie. I loved setting and mythical part. As it was Indian mythology I knew about the God and their appearance and stories but the way author blended it with the current story was mind-blowing.

Book started with confusion and arguments between Barnabas and Wilfred over which world they have landed after plunging into cenote (that argument was almost 2-3 pages long! I tell you only these two can perform such lengthy arguments. They are quite expert in it and making you laugh over it). After solving a case for Mayan Goddess, they were shown how to travel between worlds by plunging into cenote focusing on the place they want to go. First time they were given a choice, but ended up in totally different world than they thought, India.

And to make situation even more hilarious that turned Barnabas redder than tomato, they were landed in home of Kamadeva. This time the case was to sop the death of Prince Rama. It looked quite simple, go to Rama’s abode, stop people from bringing any harm to him but well no case is as simple as that when it is in hands of Barnabas and Wilfred.

On the journey of solving the case, they got tangled into series of unfortunate events. They were turned into fish, forced to solve another case, made unlikely friends and ally, faced the sea monster, and met an enlightening cow, Ganesha, and Shiva-the Destroyer.

Enlightening cow and crabby enlightened our two detectives about Karma, Dharma, incarnations, cycle of birth and rebirth, importance of death and personal and spiritual growth. But of course, it all was indecipherable for Barnabas and so any such enlightening topics were followed by long discussions, arguments, tantrums, emotional outburst, and his signature style ‘Good day’, more than often.

There were many laugh out loud moments, howlers, funny situations and characters’ funny questions and dialogues. Most of the time imagining Barnabas’ expressions, temper, and his obstinacy itself was hilarious. I so enjoyed their diversion tactics. Best hysterical moment was Barnabas’ reaction to Ganesha’s story and the way he perceive ‘Dal’ (it was spelled ‘Dhal’ in book) as doll.

Coming to the mystery, it was most unusual than previous three books. They were given the task but on their way of solving the case, they got to know about surprising facts which were shocking for our detectives and ended up into doing exactly different, and messing it as well. They learned many things and the most important lesson for them was, results are not important it’s the journey you should enjoy.

Climax was fun and entertaining. I laughed so much at double j’accuse moments. End was blunderful and messy, but enlightening. Now I can say this series ended here because they are not going anywhere this time or are they? It was great installment of the series.

Overall, it was fun, comical, cozy, fast paced mystery with amusing dialogues and characters. I definitely recommend this book.

*** Note: I received e-copy from the author, as a part of Blog tour, in exchange for an honest review. Many thanks to Rachel and author. ***
Profile Image for Lel Budge.
1,367 reviews30 followers
September 18, 2019
Barnabas Tew and his assistant Wilfred have arrived in a strange place…..they were heading for Midgard or Egypt, but as they couldn’t decide which, as they used the Cenote, they were thinking of different destinations and so arrived at neither.

But where are they? Well according to the green skinned, many armed couple 8n the same room, they are in Sindhu or India as the British call it….

They are tasked with rescuing Rama….which to this pair of argumentative buffoons, sounds simple….so off they go.

BUT, they meet a talking fish and due to a lack of respect, they are turned into fish themselves..! To be returned to human form, they have to rescue an earth cow and so this madcap adventure begins….

Can they rescue the earth cow? Can they also save Rama, the 7th incarnation of Vishnu…….does he want saving?

This is an adventure of two bumbling detectives who are best friends that bicker constantly….with bizarre talking fish and crabs in this joyous romp that will make you laugh out loud.

Thank you to Rachel’s Random Resources for the opportunity to participate in this blog tour and for the promotional materials and a free copy of the ebook. This is my honest, unbiased review.
Profile Image for Elaine - Splashes Into Books.
3,882 reviews136 followers
September 23, 2019
After solving a case for the Mayan goddess Ixchel, Barnabas and his assistant, Wilfred, had been taught how to travel from world to world - quite a useful skill until they mess it up! That sets the tone for this unusual detective series where the two detectives for the gods endeavour to solve mysteries for them, resulting in some hilarious scenarios that had me laughing out loud.

It is a fun read, linking mythology, humour, mystery and suspense in an relaxing, easy read. Barnabas and Wilfred are actually the detectives in a whole series of such adventures and this is a great addition to that series. What with talking fish and crabs, a hidden earth cow and the search for Rama, this is a light hearted and somewhat irreverent story, superb to escape into when you're looking for something totally different and definitely nothing serious!

The story has a range of diverse characters and is packed with adventure and humour. The relationship between Barnabas and Wilfred is definitely employer and employee to start with but develops into much more of a partnership through this story as the two bumble their way through a series of adventures. This is a story involving death and being reborn, enlightenment, patience, failure and resilience, one in which the journey is probably the key to the story!

I requested and was gifted a copy of this book and this is my honest review after choosing to read it.
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934 reviews9 followers
September 25, 2020
Somehow, starting with the third book, I have come to hear David Suchet, in his role as Poirot, speaking the lines of Barnabas Tew. It's probably due to Tew's fancying himself following in the footsteps of Sherlock Holmes but looking rather like the fussy, Belgian detective. That, and the fact that I have been watching the BBC series once again. I would also note that Wilfred Colby compares to Captain Hastings in the same series.

This seems a little less the nonsense tale although the circuitous humor remains. Along with another mythology, this time Hindu, our detectives are faced with a moral dilemma on which they don't agree. Eastern philosophy thinks of death as an integral part of the circle of life. The arguments on both sides are actually quite cogent.

Whether or not Barnabas and Wilfred's cases qualify as true mysteries, it is a sure thing that they will enchant you and make you laugh.

In the time of coronavirus, we all need diversions that make us laugh, and make us think about the esoteric things that have fallen by the wayside. These books fill that need.
1,187 reviews5 followers
February 28, 2020
Barnabus Tew and Wilfred Colby are detectives to the Gods. After a disastrous try at changing their own destinies, they come face to face with Kamadeva, the Hindu God of Desire. Kamadeva asks them to save his friend Rama, the Hindu God of Balance.of all things, who is in grave danger. Thinking this would be a fairly strait forward mission they begin, but it turns out to be much more difficult then first believed.
This is a laugh-out-loud cozy mystery. While Barnabus is a bumbling clueless detective, his partner was the one who could see things clearly. This is a fun romp and leaves you feeling good. The writing is good and the narrative flows along smoothly. I enjoyed this book and look forward to reading more about these unique and kooky characters. What great fun!
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
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2,615 reviews31 followers
February 26, 2020
It is interesting that someone recently mentioned to me that the name barnabas and what it means is son of comfort or consolation. This is a very funny cleverly written story of a fabulous detective solving a mystery involving a Hindu god This is the fourth book but my first experience with this author. Very enjoyable read.

I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
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1,113 reviews55 followers
March 2, 2020
What a great and imaginative story. I loved how different this was. Columbkill Noonan really managed to set this one apart from others.

The addition of the mythology was wonderful. It really brings another element to it.

I absolutely adored these characters, they are fun and interesting to read about. I hadn't read the first books with these characters, but you can bet I will pick them up and catch up on their other adventures.



Profile Image for Samantha Turley.
854 reviews34 followers
March 3, 2020
This is an ongoing series with new cases for these characters and let me just say, after reading this one, I definitely need to check out the others.

I love the setting and how the characters were so quirky. Not the brightest bulbs at times, but it makes for great entertainment.

I loved Noonan's approach and writing style. It's an easy read that unfolds effortlessly.

My favorite thing about it was the humor. I found myself laughing out loud several times throughout my read!
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September 18, 2019


I loved the synopsis for this book.  The idea of a pair of detectives for the gods is right up my alley.  There have been several books in the series previous to this one but I didn't feel like I was missing anything by just reading this one.

They mistakenly end up with the Hindu gods after trying to use a portal in a cenote and failing miserably.  They spend the first several pages of the book arguing about this instead of interacting with the beings that they have appeared in front of.  That was one of my issues with this book.  I understood these to be British detectives who spend a lot of time ignoring or disparaging their surroundings.  When they are ignorantly mocking things like a group of people doing yoga with an attitude of their own superiority it gets a bit uncomfortable.

There isn't really much a plot here.  They wander about interacting with some of the gods that they meet.  They never really know what is going on.  They discover things mostly by accident.  I did enjoy the part where they were turned into fish and had to figure out how to get from a moat to an ocean.  They were active participants in their own story for this - not just passive observers that events happened to.

 

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Columbkill Noonan is the author of the bestselling "Barnabas Tew" series, which features the bumbling-yet-lovable Victorian detective Barnabas and his trusty sidekick, Wilfred. Columbkill combines her love of mythology and her affinity for period fiction to craft unique cozy mysteries that will leave you guessing (and chuckling!) till the very end.



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769 reviews29 followers
September 21, 2019
It was so good to catch up with Barnabus and Wilfred again. After their last adventure, I truly thought they were ready to call it day - and indeed, it seemed they were both planning on returning to different places to pick up with lost loves. So, when they entered the portal, each thinking of a different destination, it was only to be expected that crossed wires would mess up their plans. After all, since when did the two of them agree on anything!

And so it is that my favourite bumbling detectives find themselves in a Hindu temple and armed with a new task - to save Rama. After a great deal of bickering (mainly as to whose fault it was they ended up where they did) they set off, with the most basic of directions (for a change!) As always, Barnabus reckons it's a simple task. He didn't account for a talking fish now, did he? Nor did he bank on being turned into a fish himself, and Wilfred too. Well, that's what lacking respect can do for you! To be returned to human form, they must now find the Earth Cow who is at the bottom of the sea. With the help of a hermit crab, even that is not as complicated as it sounds. This is a recurring feature in the series, that more by luck than judgement, the two detectives manage to "solve" the cases assigned to them, and in so doing earn the gratitude of their hosts.

Back in their own bodies, the case to save Rama continues. Yet, they learn that Rama - one of many incarnations of Vishna - doesn't wish to be saved. For the first time, the two of them have to decide whether to fulfil the task or to just let matters be.

In this book, the relationship between Barnabus and Wilfred is ever more endearing. Barnabus has realised that Wilfred is more to him than an assistant; he even promotes him to partner (a junior partner, granted, but it's progress) but it is their friendship that has developed most since the series began. They've been through a lot together, found love, lost love, survived all sorts of unexpected dangers, yet together they have survived. Barnabus and Wilfred are characters that will frustrate you, make you laugh, and sadden you, and the Afterlife would be a gloomy place without them. Throw in the wonderful mythological worlds and you have an extraordinary series of cosy mysteries.
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944 reviews49 followers
December 27, 2019
BARNABAS TEW AND THE CASE OF THE ENLIGHTENED COW
By Columbkill Noonan
The Fourth Book in the Barnabas Tew Mystery Series

After a challenging investigation with the Mayan gods, Barnabas Tew and his assistant, Wilfred, are ready for a break. While Barnabas intends for them to return to Egypt, Wilfred thinks of going to Midgard first, consequently, despite both of their wishes, the detectives wind up in India. Meeting the various Hindu gods is disconcerting to say the least, green skin, too many arms, talking fish…and what those people were depicted doing in that tapestry!!! Although suspicious, the pair agree to help Kamadeva and his consort save their friend Rama. As the detective duo navigate the world of Hindu gods they discover that things aren’t always what they seem and motivations are shadowy. Will their willingness to help prove disastrous?

This fourth adventure of Barnabas Tew is a bit different from the other books in the series and that just may be the point. The hilarious bantering still exists as do the various gods and how Barnabas and Wilfred cope with them. There's less of a mystery here though. True, our detectives have a mission, which evolves, but the story isn't so much about saving Rama as the journey they take.

Barnabas Tew is growing spiritually, while still maintaining his blustery Victorian gentlemanness. Ganesha got to the heart of the matter as he cleared the duos auras, describing their essences perfectly. While there is a lot of heart in this story, there's a lot of laugh out loud humor that one expects in a Barnabas Tew novel as well. A fish out of water story here becomes a fish IN water story too! I love the part with the water dragon, indeed, I enjoyed the dealings with all the new friends they made here.

BARNABAS TEW AND THE CASE OF THE ENLIGHTENED COW is a delightfully funny journey with the Hindu gods looking at dharma while showing the inner spirit of our intrepid detectives.
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242 reviews23 followers
September 21, 2019
When I first picked this up, I thought I was in for an offbeat mystery story and boy, was I right! Barnabas Tew and his employee, Wilfred Colby, are constantly bickering and rolling their eyes at each other. They kind of bumble their way through the case and it’s a pretty funny and light-hearted read because of this.

This was my first introduction to Barnabas and I found myself rolling my eyes along with Wilfred at Barnabas’ odd antics, sometimes rude behaviour and general ineptitude. I really felt sorry for Wilfred, having to put up with an employer like Barnabas, but you could see that the two of them really were a team and couldn’t function without each other.

I enjoyed that the case was set amongst Hindu gods and the backdrop of India – a topic I don’t often read about as I mainly stick to historical fiction and cozy mysteries set in Europe or North America. Barnabas and Wilfred were definitely out of their element and I had to almost wince at their wilful ignorance of their surroundings and mythology (well, on Barnabas’ part anyway).

While this is far from being a “cozy mystery” it was still a nice, light read that was a perfect way to spend an afternoon. There have already been a couple of other Barnabas Tew books published so I’ll have to go back and check them out as well the next time I’m in the mood for a light chuckle. I’m looking forward to seeing what other deities and mythology these two detectives get mixed up with!

*** Thank you to Rachel’s Random Resources for providing me with a digital copy of this book in exchange for an unbiased review.
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1,621 reviews54 followers
September 24, 2019
Oh, whenever Barnabas Tew and his assistant Wilfred go on another adventure, you can be sure I’ll be reading right along! This time, they’ve unexpectedly arrived at a Hindu Temple, tasked with saving Rama…if they can quit bickering (about whose fault it was they ended up in the wrong place) for long enough!

I LOVE Barnabas and Wilfred’s relationship. Between the quirky and constant bickering, they are still very clearly the best of friends! Their friendship has developed more and more over the series, and Barnabas has even promoted Wilfred to junior partner! I have laughed, cried and rolled my eyes through this series. Honestly, these characters are probably the most unique characters I’ve read!

As per usual, Columbkill Noonan has written an intriguing mystery set amongst the Hindu Gods. It’s such a unique concept, and I really love how each Barnabas novel has had this in common – the characters are always in unique locations with a very unique mystery to solve!

If you’re looking for a unique mystery, with lots of interesting mythology, and two bumbling detectives that will irk you and make you love them all in a matter of minutes, this is definitely the series to check out! Each book can be read as a standalone, but I enjoyed reading in order because I got to see the friendship of Barnabas and Wilfred grow!

*I received a complimentary copy of this book as part of a blog tour with Rachel's Random Resources. All opinions are my own.*

Find this review and more on my blog: https://www.jessicabelmont.wordpress.com
Profile Image for Jessica Bronder.
2,015 reviews31 followers
September 25, 2019
After finishing Barnabas Tew and the Case of the Cursed Serpent, I was excited to read the next book in the series. The reward for solving their last case was that Barnabas Tew and Wilfred Colby can travel between worlds. Unfortunately they have a bit of miscommunication and both find themselves at a Hindu temple. They are giving the task of saving Rama who is in great danger.

When the two get themselves turned into fish it puts a bit of a damper on the investigation. First they are going to have to find the Enlightened Cow before being turned back into humans. With Barnabas’ bumbling and a lot of dumb luck the two find themselves back in the right form. But when they find Rama they learn that Rama doesn’t want to be saved. Now what are they to do?

These two have a great, brokering partnership. I loved how Barnabas has learned that Wilfred means a lot to him and promotes him. I really enjoyed the romp through Hindu mythology. I loved learning about the different gods and how little slights can get you in big trouble.

I really like this series. Both Barnabas and Wilfred remind me of an old married couple with their bickering. But they grow on you as you read. I also enjoy reading about the different mythology. My appetite has been wetted and now I want to reach out for more stories. This is a great mystery series and one that I recommend checking out. I can’t wait to catch up on the first two books and see what these two trouble makers get up to next.

I received a complimentary copy of this book. I voluntarily chose to read and post an honest review.
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4,853 reviews119 followers
September 30, 2019
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This is another great addition to this series and another book that for me is fine to be read as a stand-alone story – as soon as I read the blurb for this one I was really looking forward to reading it, and it certainly did not disappoint!

I thought that the plot was great and the author has a great writing style that suits that made the book a fun and exciting read. I flew through the pages and started and finished it in the same afternoon. I really liked the settings for this story and I loved the length of the chapters. The characters in the series are great and I love their adventures!!

It is 4.5 stars from me for this one, rounded up to 5 stars for Goodreads and Amazon – I really enjoyed it and really looking forward to seeing what they release next – very highly recommended!
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627 reviews9 followers
November 11, 2019
Read my reviews of other Barnabus Tew books Barnabus Tew And The Case Of The Missing Scarab Barnabus Tew and the Case of the Cursed Serpent.

This book is another delightful addition to the Barnabas Tew series of which I am a huge fan, this book does not disappoint.

Unable to agree upon on where they should be going the cenote delivers them to somewhere completely different, to where either wants to be.

They find themselves in India, tasked with trying to save a cow. As usual Barnabas is his petulant self and the pair find themselves turned into fish.

The comedy between the pair make you laugh out loud as they stumble through the mystery of Rama, and who may not want him rescued.
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