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176 pages, Paperback
First published July 10, 2005
“But as a wuss, I needed more. For instance, no one could keep me off the Pirates of the Caribbean. I loved its merry-making, unrelenting murders. I loved how every drunken, pistol-firing pirate was like a cuckoo clock with nonstop cuckoos. Then one time my boat got stuck inside the ride for hours. Afterward, that looping, scratched recording of a place became my hell. But I never blamed the pirates. And I never quite forgot how being shit-faced made them happy no matter whom their bullets hit. Maybe that's the reason I'm a pothead, or maybe not. All I'm thinking is this looping, violent game seems like a hell I would have loved.”