The Tragedy of Papa Ponsard: Not a mystery, but it alright.
Help Wanted, Male: That dialogue was spicy yessss.
Mum Is the Word: "What a scrumbumptious day!" he exulted. "What an absolutely virgin way to start the year!"
"Oh, stop talking like a character in a book."
This one's awesome.
"The Case of the Crying Swallow": heyy, that's not a detective. That's a lawyer!
"The House in Goblin Wood": I thought this was just a 'how'd she get out the locked room' mystery, but holy mother of mother I was wrong!
"A Routine Night's Work": This definitely has the action, but it's not the best.
"Maigret's Christmas": Santa's the murderer!!
"5 - 4 = Murderer": A blind detective! That's cool.
"Gideon's War": More like a mafia story than a mystery. Not really cheering for anybody.
"The Baby in the Icebox": Super entertaining, although the main character isn't there for the action. Also, what a clicky-baity title. Also, not a mystery.
"The Flowering Face": Well, that was kinda unsatisfying but definitely intriguing but also so much depends on how the freaking car lights look in the fog but I like the Shakespearean title quote
"I Always Get the Cuties": The writing was super good, but the story kinda felt like nothing. Of course, it's only 8 pages but still.
"The Day the Children Vanished": This is the best one. It had the emotion, it had the stakes, it was satisfying...it's just a good story.
"Guilt-Edged Blonde": It be weak sauce
"The Case of the Emerald Sky": Not exactly best for last. Forgettable.
Overall, a solid collection of short stories.