Oh My God! ...uh, I mean... What the Hell! ;D
I knew this day would be shitty for me,and I wanted to start it with a smile on my face, so I turned to TJ Klune, I knew he wouldn't disappoint. And Ho-lee shit! lol
What better way to start your hellish day (pun absolutely intended) with Hell's own gatekeeper! XD The one and only, the Magnificent, Beast form the East.... oh, uh sorry, wrong Beast! lol
The Beast Who Brings Misery to All! (Capitalized that shit, motherfuckers!) ;D And now I'm turning into Tiggy. lolz
If you're Floridian, or a Vegan (God forbid both), a personal injury attorney or just a Twitter-user, the President and First Lady and everyone who follows them.... or Michael Bay... please do read this book. It is entirely possible that you'll be offended, especially if you don't have a sense of humor, but maybe you'll learn a thing or two about yourself.
If you're a hateful Christian, please do read this book, cause I want you to be deeply offended.
Lastly if you believe in God, the one who teaches you to be kind, to be considerate, to believe in equality, no matter the race, gender or sexuality, and you're up for a good laugh, please do read this book. You will love it!
And for the love of Satan! What's wrong with mayonnaise? I love mayonnaise! :D Yum!