This book does not deserve the beautiful cover assigned to it. Between it, the enticing title, and the knowledge that the story involved vampires (one of my minor book obsessions...) I thought I was going to be into a real treat. Wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong. I don't often get angry at books, but this one made me irate. I hate to see such a good opportunity turned into crap.
This book is probably one of the lames and cringy-est things I've ever read . And yes, I gave Twilight a 5/5 stars, so I'm not just a hater of vampire romances.
The characters are pretty bad. Lyra is very immature, so even though she's supposed to be 21, I couldn't stop imagining her as 16/17. Which, considering she's in charge of an entire team of soldiers, seems ridiculous. Dorian is literally the most boring character ever invented, which is even worse because I didn't think it was even possible to make a vampire boring. But they all are. The vampires behave and are treated like confused children, and, aside from being quick and somehow knowing when someone has done bad things, they are completely useless. Apart from them, there are about 500 other characters introduced that are equally bland and pointless.
The plot is nonexistent at best. To prove that, I have gathered a list of things that occur in this book: a mission, a kidnapping, a dive into a realm of another world, government meetings, "interaction exercises" between humans and vampires, a "field trip", a mysterious illness, a game of dress-up to disguise the vampires, a side path of about 70 pages to find a group of bad guys stealing children and selling their organs, a kiss induced coma, discovery of secret government plans, a battle, and an escape to the desert. In that order. And somehow none of it manages to be interesting.
The writing is terrible. There are so many plotholes so big that even I was able to notice them, and plotholes usually fly over my head. For instance, can someone please explain to me what the vampires are and are not familiar with??? Dorian can't work a phone and doesn't know what a high five is, but he's able to laugh at jokes about airplanes or looking like a clown in a bar? And at one point, one vampire is unfamiliar with chess (or board games of any kind) but the next day, Dorian tells Lyra to think of fighting "like playing chess." Excuse me? So now we're just going to pick and choose information when it suits us?
If that doesn't convince you of the terrible writing of this book then here are some chosen excerpts...
"Everyone paired? Good... This next activity is simple. Humans, you will make basic hand gestures and body movements. Vampires, you will copy everything your partner does. Got it?"
Yes, you read that right. Probably one of the most cringyest things I've ever read. I had to sit through an entire chapter of watching the humans and vampires do "interaction exercises" to get to know each other.
"I'm with K-dog," Zach said as we headed towards the gravel road. He slapped Kane on the back, and I heard Kane suck an irritated breath between his teeth.
He smelled like a breeze that had recently passed through the branches of a cedar tree
"Bros for life," I added, amused.
And honestly, if I have to hear the words "redbill mission" anymore, I think I might scream.
Which takes me to yet another thing I hated about this book. The entire military/army backdrop of the story. All of their "missions" were annoying and pointless. No one on their base seemed like they had experienced enough to be a soldier, even though they were considered some of the best. I hated having to sit through a "recap" of their mission after I had just spent thirty minutes reading myself to death during the actual "action." I saw no benefit any of it brought to the storyline, and it only made everything that much more boring and unrealistic.
I apologize for my rant, but after spending five hours of my life hoping this would somehow magically become good, only to find that it only gets worse, I'm very upset.
Even worse is the fact that the self-harming part of my brain is letting me know there's enough of a cliff-hanger at the end to make me want to download the sequel.