this book pissed me off so it's going to be hard to not spend time on this review. you can tell she's trying so hard to prove how radical she is here but nothing in this book works whatsoever. every paragraph is the same: line after line of childish musings on subversion, mostly by way of sex or poop. this book is low effort whining and im also just going to do low effort complaining for the rest of this. so, before that, here is my Real Review: it feels like someone going through a creative writing technique to get past writer's block but never actually got past it.
okay complaining time!!! saying that this is confusing or trippy or something is giving it waaay too much credit. juvenile/unfocused/amateur but definitely not psychedelic. she isn't even trying here and compared to her other book paradise rot, i think hval has moved further from finding a voice in this. the free association works better when she more fully committed in the latter parts but it's still exhausting. it's a book that is desperately trying to gross you out, filled with edgy takes, and well-off white women are the only ppl i can imagine seeing the writing about Witches as subversive the way it's written about here.
so within minutes of reading you'll see her use the ultimate childish white person edginess tool, the N-Word. you might find yourself asking "why use this? is this necessary? what does it accomplish? should this white person use the n-word" all great questions, other than the last. her goal seems to align with the general goals of the overall book. she uses the n word for the same reason she constantly talks about porn and poop. she is trying to be edgy, and it's justified to her by vaguely gesturing towards some emancipatory political end or feminism or whatever. those positive themes are both barely even hinted at but there's definitely lots of edginess.
i know im dramatic but you have to read this thing to understand where im coming from after completing this entire thing, so im just going to give an example now. the 3 girls are reading a book on witches, and after literally entire pages describing an impossible volume of cum dried on the pages of their book, hval writes, "it's impossible to describe what the effect might be if we were to rip out the most porous pages of the book, crumble them into the witch's cauldron over a low heat, and then drink a nice cup of tea from the brew."
btw immediately after this, a sentence or two, she describes a scene of ppl eating, then throwing up, then violently shitting on their plates, then smearing the shit on each other and dancing. this is the entire book.
thats probably the best i can describe why i hate this, so now im going to do an impression of this text's voice until i get bored: "taking a shit, it's good. but i dont have time. i must hate. and so i hate shitting. it takes me from my hate, and i am quite fond of hate. sometimes you shit a little piss. and thats God. thats God right there. he is always coming out of your stupid butthole. piss out of you butt, thats how you subvert, me and the girls know all about subversion (we like darkthrone). some buttholes, theyre clean bc they do what those fuckinh pigs want you to do. i dont wipe anymore, and i havent had fiber in years. i need it to be black, my shit that is, and so my unwiped butthole becomes black. black like the H, thats the secret society doesn't let you in on. the silent H that forms our witches' triangle. a web that's invisible, yet felt. but believe me there's no other way. varg vikenes had a shity butt, but they wiped it up, now he is Nothing. at one point it meant something and nobody could believe it was happening. now his ass is clean and i hate him."