Ever since giving up on the Hannah Swensen murder mystery series, I have been looking for a replacement. Even if the books end up getting awful like Fluke's series did, at least I would have some to fill up the time or help me when I feel slumpy. Two of my favorite things are present here: chocolate and cats, so I thought it was a shoe-in. I am beyond disappointed and honestly, I'm downright irritated. Whoever let this get published, let it get published with SO many typos. One of the characters got a bob job. There were at least 6 or 7 typos that I caught. Some my brain rearranged correctly, I'm sure. I don't know how to feel about the MC's speech impediment where she mixes up words...although I feel it may be more of an anxiety thing, it is described as being like dyslexia. I don't know. I found it strange and out of place and never really handled well at all. Almost all of the characters were described in a condescending, negative manner. Most of the characters were described as being overweight....in many different ways....like, seriously, most of the characters are "plump" or "have put on at least 20 pounds since high school". One girl who really has no weight (no pun intended) in the plot is described as having stringy hair. It all seems so vicious for absolutely no reason. The MC finds the character Joe to be rude and I honestly did not see any poor manners or rudeness from him. The only clues given that he was rude were in how the MC reacted...not how he acted. Then there were the accents. UGH. I was NOT a fan of how dumbed down the Texas accent was made...I have family members from Texas and friends from Texas and none of them sound like a redneck, Hills Have Eyes type. The author spelled out the drawl in such an exaggerated manner and it seemed super offensive. But that doesn't even touch on the local man of Mexican descent, who when nervous, had more of his accent come out. Holy racism, Batman. All-in-all, I could not stand the main character, Lee, and the story didn't have enough draw to really pull me in. Had it not been for the OWLs readathon, I would have DNF'd this book.